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  1. calpoon

    Historic Bible pages put online

    I'm not talking about the "bible" we all know that it didn't exist in it's complete form until much later, but I mean the original texts that make up the bible... they just aren't there. Except for the letters of Paul, none of the apostles actually wrote anything in the bible and even the...
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    Julia Bond

    her new tattoos are awesome. even though they suck, they look great on her. she seems really cool. The video where she talks to the dude at walmart and he has no idea who she is or what's going on, is hilarious.
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    Title says it all

    sure they are. IQ and balance are not related.
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    Elbows...

    knees have that joint that always feels like it's popped out of place.
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    Historic Bible pages put online

    What I want to know is if Jesus lived pre-first century and the Gospels were written by his disciples, then why is the earliest bible (New Testament) from the third century? I think that it's fake, or just inaccurately dated. I think that the first New Testament bible (including most of the...
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    President Obama's first 167 days

    yeah, and he needs to get his straight. But thanks for making it clear that you don't seem to have any expectation of him doing that either. Here's one for you, and it's from the example that you cited; what is he doing about pushing for an oil-free America? Nothing. Instead he is focusing on...
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    President Obama's first 167 days

    OK, well then when exactly is the cut-off date for when we should start to see something worthwhile get done? half a year isn't long enough? maybe that is the problem right there. I wonder if that will work for all my creditors... "Hey guys you didn't really expect the economy to rise back up...
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    Unionized Workers...Good or Bad

    yes?
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    President Obama's first 167 days

    Idealistically: He can convince them to do it. That's what the president is supposed to be, the figure in government that represents the nation, and even though there are things that are outside of his hands, it ultimately falls upon him to bear the responsibility for it. Realistically...
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    President Obama's first 167 days

    talked to some dickheads from russia and david letterman. oh yeah, and kept ********* people at gitmo. The 'pubs should be happy, it looks like Bush part three to me.
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    Unionized Workers...Good or Bad

    when I saw this thread on the main page I thought it said "ionized workers- good or bad?" I thought, well, how can that be good?
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    I was walking through the park one night.

    since when did freeones become a blog site? Ok, I understand wannabe penthouse forums, but it seems like we have been getting a lot of threads lately where people are just typing out their banal daily experiences. I guess they just can't fully express their mundane existence via twitter?:dunno:
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    Which porn star do you think I most resemble?

    naw, this is what ODB looks like.
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    is eve nicholson retired or something?

    haha. whenever I hear about a pornstar retiring I always wonder what kind of pension plan she has. I guess not working under contract aka. "quitting" is interchangeable with "retirement". Or there's the even better kind... Enjoy your retirement! Gather up your belongings and security will...
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    disrespect for the american flag

    I pledge defiance to the flag of the United Snakes of Captivity, And to the Republic for which it stands, I dip it in kerosene, and stick it up the ass of you-know-who and light it! One nation, under God--or else One nation of psychopathic Pentagon gangsters, whose idea of national security is...
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    Which Pornstars have bad Egotism?

    All of them. Welcome to the world of underworked, overappreciated people. But you don't need to go to san fernando valley to find them, they live in your neighborhood, (well not your neighborhood), office and dance club.
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    Dual Citizenship.

    well it didn't used to be that way but they changed it in a rare instance of rationality when they figured that it didn't really make any difference and it was just a waste of time to try and enact judicial proceedings in enforcing it. But it would fit perfectly with the GOP's party line...
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    Dual Citizenship.

    I think he's referring to the nation of Ireland aka. The Republic of Ireland aka. Southern Ireland, which is an autonomous region that borders the nation of Northern Ireland which is a member of the United Kingdom. Both of them inhabit the land mass that is collectively known as Ireland located...
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    Which porn star do you think I most resemble?

    I don't believe anything I see on the internet
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    GOD is dead!

    Long live spoof threads.
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    Guess Who's the Jew (Game)

    what uproar?
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    Guess Who's the Jew (Game)

    I'm not sure. Is "jew" considered to be a derogatory expression? Other than singling out that one demographic, The site doesn't seem to imply that any of these people being Jewish is a negative thing. In fact it seems to be pro-Jewish. (unlike my spell checker, which wants to change it to...
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    Guess Who's the Jew (Game)

    kind of funny that the bottom of the page links to the anti-defamation league. PS. LMFAO @ Mel Gibson for one of the choices. PPS. ROFLMAO @ Steaven Seagal I got 11 right, and three wrong. I don't remember what the second one was, but I got Britney Spears wrong. she's into kabballah so she...
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    Dual Citizenship.

    In case you were wondering the US is cool with dual citizenship and doesn't require you to renounce your other country, or revoke it's own for joining another. They don't exactly like it and you still have to swear an oath of allegiance to the nation above all others when becoming a new citizen...
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    Converting to digital tv

    you know, that's really fucking weird and kind of insane. How can the government "own" a radio frequency? that is literally the exact same thing as them "owning" the color purple, and anything that is made in purple has to pay a fee to the government because you are using "their" color spectrum...
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    ****** of the show (and other g4tv shows)

    Now I just feel used.
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    Your favorite cartoon growing up

    Doug (not my fav, but it deserves a shout out. all the rest have been said.)
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    ****** of the show (and other g4tv shows)

    Who was that other hot chick on g4? yeah, good call GSB. it's about 5 minutes entertaining.
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    Star Trek Movie

    You mean the one with Sasha Grey? http://hustlercash.com/gallhit/301013/14131/9/1/0/0/0
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    What are you reading now?

    Oh yeah, and right now I'm reading Ulysses. That's a clue there, BTW, in the introduction. Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Man is also a parallel to Ovid's Metamorphosis, which was about archetype's depicted in mythology (Daedalus was the builder of Minos' Labyrinth. For an analysis of that...
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    What are you reading now?

    :thumbsup: Let me know what you thought about it when you're done. Why is that? It's big drawback is that it's very dense and difficult to follow, which understandably is more than enough for someone to put the book down. I think the 15 page sermon about Hell is almost entirely alienating to...
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    Man ***** girlfriend after learnin' she used to be a dude

    Why should you have to acquiesce to someone else's prejudice? If you are someone who let's say has a mixed racial background, should you feel obligated to tell your partner in case they might be a racist and be offended by it? I agree with the simple notion that someone should be honest for...
  33. calpoon

    Anyone Else Having Issues With Yahoo?

    No, problems. All my Twilight searches came out just fine... err..um. I mean.. porn, yeah.:uohs:
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    Total babes with ugly guys/gals pornos query

    hey, why isn't this thread closed? When someone makes a thread hating on the women in the porn industry, it's rightly closed because it's disrespectful to the people that make this board what it is (mods aside). Well the men do just as much... so why the double standard?
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    NRA (Republicans) wants Terrorist Suspect to Own Guns in U.S.

    To play the devil's advocate here, how are you going to convict someone of a crime if you don't find evidence that connects them to it...which operates on the assumption that such a connection does exist, E.G, someone who is a suspect in criminal activity and on a list stating as much. That's...
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    Robots that lure and digest insects and mice.

    There used to be these little wooden squares with a spring and you put a piece of cheese on the end and when the mouse takes a nibble, it would snap ...I don't remember what they were called.. but they seemed to work pretty good.
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    Does "ass" equal "anal"??

    you're an anal. flylicker But i'd say the answer to the question is.... apparently not. I once saw a video that proclaimed the women would be "fucked in the ass" and there was no anal.
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    What are your origins ? Where do your ancestors come from ?

    Africa and before that, maybe mars
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    The U.S. Soccer team SHOCKS THE WORLD!

    A. Soccer Sucks! B. USA sucks! C. Confed sucks! D. Life sucks! real great crowd we have here. Last time I checked you still had the freedom to not watch it if you don't like it. what's with all this negativity?
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    Scofflaws-Post Here

    Right on! You stick it to The Man! and then The Man will come scrape you off of the pavement if you ever get in a traffic accident. As for me, any of them that I think I could get away with. If I had to pick just one.. I guess i'd say public urination.
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    Facts of life

    life ain't nuthin but bitches and money
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    I can't ***** - It's 5A.M. and I work at 10A.M.

    fuck that. If I don't get more than 8 hours of ***** I can't function. I guess my body has just been ravaged by dark side energy like Palpatine.
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    CitiGroup Employees Seeking 50% Pay Hike

    Sure, why not? If that's how they want to spend the money and they think that is a good business strategy, then I don't see any problem with it. The reason that they needed a bailout wasn't because they paid their employees too much, it was because they made bad investments. But those employees...
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    Olivia Wilde

    Re: Olivia Wilde - Alex from The O.C. that maxim shoot sucked. we don't need anymore hairboob.
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    'Most Dangerous' Neighborhoods In US Ranked

    What? Marshalltown, Iowa isn't on there?
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    English-Only Advocates Whine and Moan Under Misspelled Banner

    as usual you can't put your money where your mouth is. I did what you asked and told you how people could construe those things as racism. If you disagree feel free to tell me how I am incorrect in my assumption. For those of you that might have a comprehension problem allow me to reiterate my...
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    The U.S. Soccer team SHOCKS THE WORLD!

    No. that being said, good for them. Why are you guys all being such a bunch of crybabies about it? Sure Spain is the better team, but that means jack ****. They lost the game and the US team has every right to be glad that they won. Don't give me that ****. Since when in the world are sports...
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    "Hi, Billy Mays Here For The Jupiter Jack!!!"

    I'd love to see him team up with Samuel L. Jackson. "Get these muthafuckin stains outta my muthafuckin sheets!"
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