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  1. calpoon

    yo whats a porn star that you cnat beat it too cause she looks like a dude

    It's the real deal. Although I must say she does not look like a dude. Unless that "dude" is Micheal Jackson.
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    Have you ever given negative rep??

    yeah, recently I gave out one to a member for implying that it was a woman's own fault for getting ****ed, which I found to be one of the most disgusting posts I've heard on this board. Of course I then received a retaliatory negative rep back from that person on an unrelated post of mine. It...
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    English-Only Advocates Whine and Moan Under Misspelled Banner

    ya know, it got me to thinking... this whole "English only" thing, they already tried it before. http://web.txwes.edu/milakovic/Indian%20boarding%20schools.htm
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    English-Only Advocates Whine and Moan Under Misspelled Banner

    Well not exactly a GOP platform, but I would say the notion that being a Latina woman means she is incapable of making fair judgments to be a border-line racist comment. By that logic only someone who was in a multi-lingual multi-racial environment would be capable of making it... which I can...
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    English-Only Advocates Whine and Moan Under Misspelled Banner

    Re: And yet ... Yes, if only someone could for once criticize Obama! I thought you were a Libertarian. Why would you care what people think about the Republican party and defend it? I could respect you from a position of trying to bust bullshit if you weren't such a fine BSer yourself- such...
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    French parliament to consider burka ban

    Now you got me interested. What exactly is the dress code stated in the French constitution? Does everyone have to wear a feather in their hat and one of those frilly lace neck scarves?:rofl: I'm pretty sure it doesn't say anything about jeans and a t-shirt, or cowboy boots, and crotchless...
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    hottest punk/goth girl?

    WIN just having dyed hair and a nose ring doesn't make you punk or goth. and forget about tattoos, even JJ has those. out of the people said possibly Joanna Angel because she is marketed toward so-called "alt porn". But probably only liz vicious and retired rachel rotten fit the bill since...
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    **** embarrasses themselves once again

    I started thinking about sub-Saharan Africa and all of their problems and possible solutions, which got the wheels turning for a potentially long and complicated post...knock that **** off. suffice it to say, **** isn't exactly a threat to humanity.
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    **** embarrasses themselves once again

    I agree with you Shayd, and I also support ****** "rights." So I think that anything **** does to help *******, whether intentional or not, is a good thing. And all the stupid things that they do, are not. I guess my big issue would be that, like you said, those dumb things take away from that...
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    Americans should not be allowed to own guns.

    Yes it is. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fetishisation
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    Inglorious Basterds

    I hope it's good. But nonetheless it is a remake... I was a little less than wowed by grindhouse. I think Tarantino has reached his peek with Pulp Fiction and gone down hill since then. I feel the same way about Guy Ritchie and a lot of other directors. I think the thing is that these guys...
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    'Gangsta gene' identified in US teens

    Wouldn't the same gene be found in members of the military, sports teams and businessmen? I thought that being aggressive in a group dynamic was supposed to be a positive thing? Actually I'm serious. I think that many gang members are individuals that would be suited to these kind of high...
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    Pixar grants girl's dying wish to see 'Up'

    Guess she was dying to see the film.
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    **** embarrasses themselves once again

    Why not? that's dumb. If Al Queda put forth a solid environmental policy :rolleyes: why would I refuse to admit that I agreed with it based simply on the character of the organization? A good idea or action is the result of it's consequence and although it is necessary to factor it's motivation...
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    Sean penn taking a career hiatus

    Exactly N66. I like his movies. I don't give a **** about his politics. I really don't listen to anything that *********** have to say and unless you read gossip mags and Tv shows, how would you hear it anyway? I don't see what the big deal is about him going to Iraq. Unless he did a photo-op...
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    For those who remember Fox

    for the past year he's been touring nonstop. he's played like 300 shows.
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    Americans should not be allowed to own guns.

    Also I'm pretty sure that knives were invented to be used as weapons. what do you think cave men were cutting? They weren't making scrapbooks. So that is a bit of nonsense. What are you going to do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs that have bees in their mouths and when they bark...
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    Americans should not be allowed to own guns.

    several reasons: A. Because they enjoy sport shooting B. Because they are paranoid that their neighbors are out to get them C. Because they are paranoid that the government is out to get them D. Because they have seen too many gangsta rap videos E. Because they believe that they should...
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    When will it stop raining over here!?

    Funny you should say that as it did rain here in AZ yesterday. But for the most part it's only rained at most a couple hours about a half dozen times in the past few months. All the rest of this week it's been in the triple digits and gotten over 110. But we do have a rainy season where it will...
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    **** embarrasses themselves once again

    The only thing dumber then **** is the people that are opposed to it. Because you think that this group is being arrogant and antagonistic you are going to advocate cruelty to ******* and wish death upon them? How does that make any sense as a condemnation of the group? It just makes you look...
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    Would you ***** a Good Glass of Squirt ?

    you mean ****? that **** is as fake as the gallons of cum on those stupid fake dick sites. yeah, some women can do it, but not everyone and not fifty times in seven foot streams.
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    She lost her case :( - Must pay $80,000 per song.

    How am I gonna jack of to youtube? they don't have porn on there.
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    She lost her case :( - Must pay $80,000 per song.

    This just shows how stupid the American people are. It was a jury that decided that penalty and her guilt, despite the fact there was no evidence against her. Since she is not being charged with ******* downloading. She either legally purchased those songs and put them on her computer, which is...
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    So after 26 years, I finally get a date

    you should have fucked her. I knew a girl that was racist, but she got down with a guy from another race and she realized that no matter what your skin color is, it feels just as good to get some strange ass. Now she's a pretty cool person.
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    moral dillema....

    I think you should bang dudes.
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    Adult Swim

    one guys does it? no wonder they suck. they just aren't a good band. I get it that it's a joke, I just don't like listening to their music. It's not one of those things that is so bad that it's good, like "dick in a box" or something, it's just bad.
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    Tiny moments of joy

    when you take one of those shits that you don't have to wipe. you know what I mean?
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    Adult Swim

    I **** metalocaylpse. the band is shitty and their voices are all really annoying, which is too bad because the concept is awesome.
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    Who is your role model?

    Haven't heard that. I dunno, googling "hitler + ******" just doesn't seem like a good idea, ya know?
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    "Imprisoned" by an Automatic Hallway Light ??

    If the hallway is owned by the landlord, then he can do whatever the fuck he wants to, it's his property. Civil court is a joke and it should be disbanded. If you are not committing a criminal action, then you are within your rights to do whatever it is you are doing and there is no legal...
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    Does it bother you that some porn stars REFUSE to work with black guys?

    less pay would be a legitimate reason. As others have said there are many reasons that performer's might not work together and I agree that we shouldn't make assumptions. I'm mostly just talking about people that have came out and made the statement that they wouldn't do it- and my post was the...
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    Angelina Jolie vs Megan Fox

    Jolie at least can act. I don't think she's that hot these days. It comes and goes. She seems smart and interesting, but she's probably a bitch. Fox is dumb, talentless and I'm sure she's a stuck up bitch. But she's really hot. Is that too harsh? I think it's just how it goes when it comes to...
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    The Pusification of America

    I wouldn't hit my ****. If I ever saw a guy laying his hand on his ******** i'd knock his fuckin teeth out. An adult hitting a ***, that's what i'd call a pussy. try picking on someone your own size, motherfucker. Yeah, your **** are out of control, but you're a grown ass person, you shouldn't...
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    Defense Dept. Sees Protests as Terrorism (!!)

    I think they just recycled the memo from 1968.
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    HBO Bill Maher: "Obama Needs a little George Bush"

    No one needs a little George Bush. Not even George Herbert Walker and Martha Bush. That's the problem in the first place. One of the fuckers was already too many. Bush should have kept his little Bush in his pants.
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    Who: Alison or Kate

    Allison is boring, but so is Kate. I think Kate is hotter though.
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    Who is your role model?

    I've been reading a lot about Hitler lately and it kinda freaks me out to discover that he's exactly like me and we are into all of the same things. If it wasn't for the whole genocide thing, he'd be a pretty cool guy.
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    Who is your role model?

    haha. number patterns are fun. here's another one. Think of a number X. Now count the number of even digits, the number of odd digits, and the total number of digits. Put these numbers together and you'll have a three digit sequence XXX. Now repeat the steps again for the new number. No...
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    Tattoos and Piercings

    I liked pixie too. kat is bangable, but very annoying. I like cool chicks with cool tattoos. I don't like dumb girls with dumb tattoos, read: most of them.
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    Fuck this I'll be a stripper

    It's funny, they actually had that picture up on the wall in the back room of the strip club that my friend worked at.
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    boycotting no-condom porn ?

    If I wanted to watch people fuck with condoms, i'd watch a tape of myself. what's next? make it so that they only have guys with small dicks, no anal, no blow jobs, no cumshots, just five minutes of missionary sex and then they fall ****** afterwards. that's the whole point that porn exists...
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    Annoyances

    Re: The Official "Totally Random **** That Annoys You",Thread chicks that don't have sex with me. people that have those cell phones strapped to their heads and they look like they are talking to themselves fat people people that have ******** people that buy more than 15 items at one time...
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    Does it bother you that some porn stars REFUSE to work with black guys?

    Yes it bothers me and I do think it's racist. In this example let's say you are a heterosexual white woman. To say that you are not attracted to black men is not to judge an individual person on their attractiveness, but to make a blanket statement about an entire group of people that you've...
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    Umpire in high school baseball game ejects entire crowd

    and this is why baseball is a pussy sport. If this had been a soccer game the crowd would have severely injured or ****** the ref and the police officers and burnt down the arena.
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    Do You Care About The Other Guy or Girl

    Nope. Cuz just remember, that "other guy" will probably be you someday.
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    Sticking your fingers up your ass as a bloke, gay or not?

    So you don't believe in having a colonoscopy? good luck with the prostate cancer ***.
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    Epic Bans

    I once got an infraction for posting too many links... but I actually didn't put any links in that post at all. I don't remember what the real thing I did wrong was, I just thought it was funny that I got sent the wrong warning message. Most of the bans aren't funny or entertaining, if they...
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    United accept 80 million for Ronaldo!

    this is great news! It means that Man U will potentially lose and even if they are not effected at all, then we still won't have to see his annoying ass in the premier league anymore! good deal if you ask me.
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    Schwarzenegger's proposal to end welfare

    I don't agree with the conditions that have people slaving away like cattle, but those people did do what they had to to survive- and that is something that people seem to take for granted now. They also possessed, what I guess you would call a "spirit" that is also lacking in today's age.
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