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I have no idea who she is but you should find her for me so we can go sexing.

I fear the Soviet Union when Lenin rises from his tomb to finally crush capitalism once in for all.

I hear he is going to become a moderator on Freeones.

Well they would be free if your doctor went to Upstairs Medical College.

Gerry Ford of course.

Chester A Arthur he's history's greatest *******!

I will call that world famous sleuth Encyclopedia Brown to find out were this rep went.

Boring this is boring, why is this boring everybody!?

Nah I think a I am a suave and daboner!

Clean womens underwear for me, I don't like surprises.

Um one gets banged by a hockey player the other by the guy who makes all those underworld films, neither.

I slep through it at work, **** me up when the zombies come.

Peter Weller as Edgar Rice Burroughs in Naked Lunch, Christian Bale in the Machinist, Willem DaFoe in To Live And Die In LA, Ralph Finnes in Red Dragon.

Hey as long as my place of employment observes the Feast of Maximum Occupancy then I am fine.

North Dakota, what the hell made up State is that!

I play pick up games of lacross, ice and street hockey every Saturday for several hours.

Is this one of those rhetorical questions gloyster?

Take that Dick Nasty, Buck Naked, and Dirk Hertz from Holden!

We should sell the moon to the Chinese so we can knock off some of this National Debt.

People actually make love these days, what is this the reign of Caligula?

Quick let's put it in a bag and set it on fire.

They forgot to bronze the bottom of their feet!

Escape from LA Prequal to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Robocop 2 Delta ***** 2

With all this tension dirk should give hot stone massages with a hot stone happy ending.

Not enough my friends not enough!

Arr matey yar, ye porn pirates beware or we'll keelhaul you down to Davey Jones' Locker arr!

Now this, this makes me angry besides how am I supposed to build my motorized shopping cart of death!

It's cinema magic is all I can say.

These are the best, I myself have partaken of harassing Spambots as well.

Truely isn't there just a little bit of lesbian in all of us?

I would marry or date a porn star only if she can solve the Riddle of the Laughing Fire!

Dangerously close really no way, I thought this was just the left overs from 4 years ago.

That is the best titty punch I have ever seen, you my darling are a national treasure :goodpost:

Now would this mask be made out of the skin of unbaptised babies?

Nope because my *** charges way too much money for me to see her.

***** clots are nothing to mess with, I almost got my ticket punched by them about a year ago, however mine were caused by a 10 1/2 surgery, smoking, and being laid up for a month doing nothing not playing video games. Now I am on ***** thinner for most of my life but I don't smoke, I work out 4...

That was the 1993 US Open not a porn movie.

Question here, say we are able to clone ourselves and said clone pisses you off by either fucking your wife or bouncing way too many checks. Or something stupid, then you loose it and **** your clone. Now in court is that considered ****** or can your lawyer get the charges dropped because well...

The Long Halloween and Arkham Asylum.

Most adult video sites will show the top 10 sellers, just look, Encyclopedia Brown never had anyone solve his mysteries! And he was a teenager for ****** out loud!

Tia Ling great abs and just great all over looks and personality wise, also Aria aka Marie Silva.

Orwell was right all along.

I wish you luck, oh wait I have to win a date...hahaha. My bad, as long as said first date doesn't involve fire and bear traps those are my two buggaboos. I am certainly down.

We'll keep reaching for that rainbow isn't that right there you old pickle you!

I live in an condo complex so a majority of my neighbors don't really have contact with each other, unless something profound happens like a couple of weeks ago some little **** was breaking into cars. Other than that I am oblivious to my neighbors.

Meh I'd rather be in the middle of a Rhianna/Nicki Manaj sandwich.

What does the Thundershirt actually do does it make your dog actually produce thunder you don't need a shirt for them to produce thunder just feed them some beans.

Looks and sounds liek a cool game.

I am still waiting for the green light for my show The Real Housewives/******/First Cousins of Tuscaloosa Alabama.

It better be a fine coffee table not one of those losbter pots with a plexiglass top to it pretending to be a coffee table.