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I kind of think that Tia Ling and Kobe Tai have pretty round tits.

Hey as long as there are some Blue Oyster Cult B-Sides I am all for audio porn on 8 track.

I like 3 because I call it the labiafly.

Sadly that water comes from a garden hose somewhere out in Elephant Butte New Mexico.

Well that is how one of my uncle's taught me how to swim, and learn I did. However this guy should be tossed in the water with a gallon of chum and see how fast he can swim when the orca's come!

I thought that was Kriss Angel's ******* Jerry Angel boy is my face red, he looks like an asshat though and who the fuck is Brenda Song?

The Huffington Post is the best site for all of that.

Any blow job that Inari Vachs does, she gives sloppy ones but damn are they hot.

I bet they don't make fun of John Rhys Davies, and then Tom Jones will come up behind you with a steel chair.

Not when I take charge of the lazy country!

Now your a man Alex, let's go drive the dodge Charger up to the graveyard and ***** a six pack under the full moon.

Down to the root cellar, I don't know if there are acutal roots down there though.

If your looking for your daily affirmation your **** out of luck.

Isn't this question posted every week now, how many ropes do you think you wanna toss there Roy Rogers huh?

Because they chew on rocks how the fuck do you think Stonehenge was built!

One is does speaks with a hot British accent and the other played a blue cat in Avatar why not both.

sure as hell not dirk, he once stole an old woman's dentures.

I thought he was banging Jenny McCarthy huh what now?

I hear this raid was led by some Southern Baptist minister with one of those puritan hats and he was saying that rock and or rolling was the Devil's Music!

How come the Welsh get made fun of a lot?

Master and Servant by Depehce Mode

the 90's because the Spice channel gave me a decade of scrambled and edited porn and if I pushed the A/B button on my remote fast enough I could actually make out a tit, until I my *** got one of those black boxes and pirated cable.

Maybe she is a Frankenstein or a werewolf quick dump some garlic flavored holy water on her.

I still think this hurricane is Kim Jong Il and his folks out in the Atlantic on barges exhaling a lot just food for thought. Because you never seen the North Koreans and a hurricane in the same place.

Tis no ordinary dog, no tis a barking machine.

Where the hell is El Mariachi when you need him!? One ponytailed man with a guitar case full of guns can bring justice.

They have surgeries for that, in the back of vans that is.

Here is my list of words and initialed words that should be ****** and sealed in some form of mystic ward: -epic -MILF -Cougar -BFF -OMG -Smokeshow -LOL -Epic Fail - Basically any words crafted by MTV, E!, VH1, TMZ, and any fucking reality show based in New Jersey, Orange County, Los Angeles...

I once ***** in a coffin and it was quite comfortable, why is this relevance to this thread. Meh it beats the hell out of me I am just nuts.

Now are these photos from your peeping tom missions throughout the neighborhood?

Re: Olympics London 2012 I am still waiting for **** Pong to be an Olympic sport.

Are we talking about chasing them Wily Coyote/Roadrunner style with a giant magnet after said older woman eats feed with metal in it.

Damnit that's like asking which one of my limbs to cut off way too hard.

Now are we talking naughty as in tilting a bucket of water over a doorframe? Or naughty giving you a blow job while your half ****** with a night vision camera recording her?

Nope it just means that a Smurf repped that's all.

Does this make you gay? Only on the outsde.

Your forgot Panel Van and Wood Paneled Station Wagon. And these women you read about that are repeled by these vehicles that you mentioned, do they spit tobacco, wear flannel, and have a flatop buzzcut that you can set a watch to?

Meh I am hung like a scared turtle so there.

What I lack in girth and length I make up for endurance and non stop cunnilingus attention unless my jaw gets stiff, but that can take hours.

I prefer the tortilia chip.

Judi Dench's and Maggie Smith's photo shoot from Better Homes and Gardens Magazine online.

I am waiting for number 4 to rule in on her motorized scooter.

Sindee Coxx was one girl that struck me as fun, also dig the vibes that OCSM's like Tia Ling, Kimora Klein, Jane B, and Vicki Vette have.

If I had a girl or some form of female companionship then I would say a nice thong for her.

A brunette with blonde highlights works for me.

Finding a job can be hard work, but if you persist and don't give up then good things will happen. I have been fortunate enough to pick up consultant work, sure I may take a small pay cut but I am just happy to be working in some capacity.

Sweet Sassy Molassy there is a hurricane a comin through!

Does that mean Romanian people can sue the makers of Count Chocula as well? For disgracing a national hero like him.

Hmmm I think I should run perliminary cunnilingus on potential VNA girls.

Your head is the one with the shell on it..shut up Richard!