Search results

Sadly she will disappear from the spotlight somewhat, because some other ******* will take her place.

Yes question for you Mr. Fallon, why did you laugh a majority of the time during your SNL skits, I mean they weren't that funny.

Meh I have more of a Snow White fetish, I pick her over Alice anytime.

Pictures alright, I thought you were asking for money actually, and to answer your question no!

It is, I like to wank it with some Milton's Paradise Lost nearby.

No Wesley Willis died many years ago, his songs are national treasures.

Big cash lawsuit to the deceased's ******, well that show sucked anyway.

Well he's still a stand up guy, caring and taking care of a *** that wasn't his, aside from him the ***** is the other victim in that mess.

Well considering I am single this thread does not really apply to me.

I don't think so therefore I am is as is or something like that.

Krauthammer sounds like some kind of German wrestler that comes out in a domino mask with one of those carnival sledgehammers and crushes cans of sauerkraut Gallagher style.

I hear she is a Peter North fan, someone told her that his loads are a form of anit wrinkling cream.

**** if I leave my ****** to close the car door tighter for a billionith of a second she flips out

Unless it has Jaws crashing into a plate glass window and smiling as he does I sure as hell am not going to see anything else in 3D.

Just another typical weekend for dirk and his nuclear ******, living the American *****.

I can answer this one the fact that I have to use a foot pedal of some kind to grind said gears.

The probably have an earthy taste like the smell of the swamp they come from after it rains on a hot humid day.

What I lack in making money, I take home with so much job knowledge.

I list the list of this thread that has been posted in hundreds of ways and variations.

That is the cover of my pop up autobiography.

That will numb your hand!

Sometimes that dog hangs out with another dog named Penis Flytrap.

Falco will return from the grave and destroy them all.

I cannot wait to get old, discounts up the ying yang, pants up to my waist, dinner before the sun sets, and getting to drive 10 MPH in a 35 zone.

dirk the only thing I want to bump is your bumper car over at Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement.

Well don't date the women that turn you down for your race. And I know what it is like to be turned down by women for a lot less then being a certain race, even though I am of two races.

Re: Hottest Milfs In Porn Use the the search function there is a gagglillion of threads like this one.

All I have to say is Mazoltov! That was pretty cool though.

Now was this a physical or pyschic takeover of Facebook?

That's alot of flipper babies walking around with no teeth.

George was pretty deadly with his ax and those wooden teeth he attached to a chain and made the first Pinchers of Peril Goonies style.

I will take Aletta Ocean and her enormously fake jubly wubly's.

This is truely the age of Charlamange if a 94 year old gets patted down by the TSA.

I like how this thread poster incorporates letter and numbers with his name and posts it's like one big Algerbra equation.

A balanced government sure as hell isn't like a balanced breakfast these days.

I have no idea what this was about, but I bet it was stupid.

Ah cat's nature's smug liberals.

Oh I get it, these are numeral clues in regards to the resting place for the Ark of the Covenant.

Ramon say it isn't so! Wait who the fuck is this guy again, oh yeah he is about to be hunted for the gold fillings in his teeth.

Ah dirk that's what you had sky written on our first picnic.

I thought this was some megalith henge of some sort in Central Park.

I think I will see this and the new Solomon Kane movie that is coming out, I like this ressurgence of Robert E. Howard stories.

I am still waiting for the series of Encyclopedia Brown novels to come out in cinema form.

No Wilford Brimley going nuts me no like me no see!

Sasquatch moved in next door to me, that and I think all airline flights should have a self serve bar with a two ***** minimum.

I have two words for this "Robo Cock" it will happen and then it will gain it's own artificle intelligence and detache itself from this guy and chuck him in a car compactor.

Girls that should have fish hooks in their mouths. that's the name of the galleries that they are in.

I am crossing my fingers for a reboot of Simon and Simon except instead of brothers that are a few years apart, they are conjoined twins fighting crime.

Re: pussy eating That's like asking the government how it really works, I and they aren't saying ****!