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I may need to try some of these "sluts" out.

Call them up and give them pointers on how lousy of a performance they did.

I will celebrate by not eating bacon.

What if your color blind and brown is actually grey to you, now that is fucked up.

Brooke Banner, I never knew she had a quarter sleeve va va va voom!

If you stab a man in the dead of Winter steam will rise from it's body, Native Americans thought it was the soul escaping.

I think America is safe from a Middle Eastern terrorist threat, now it's time to watch out for North Korea, and those goons that run the banks on Wall Street, and those fat cats in Washington DC.

I will eat his ******** anyway.

Re: Ok FreeOnes peeps... help out a fellow FreeOnes member and major cutie: Jade Park How does she feel about tall, tattooed, eurasian guys like me that can eat pussy like a champ. If so then she gets my vote, but she's very cute hope she wins.

I just watched Theater of ***** last night another one of my favorite Vincent Price films, now I may watch Witchfinder General again.

No she is only found on Geocities.

Now that Summer is over it is time to bring out the sweaters.

Double Dragon, Dragon Ball Z, and Alone in the Dark.

Absolutely nothing I just want it to be 5pm Friday afternoon.

I just wait for next season and hope my favorite team get's their act together and can beat their rival next season.

She's testing you man, testing to see if you are a lesbian on the inside.

dirk isn't this how we get initiated into the Oddfellows Legion that and we run naked backwards through a cornfield.

Like the Fresh Prince said, I think I can beat Mike Tyson right?

That's how Gloyster celebrates the end of the Summer.

The Philadelphia Experiment and Kentucky Fried Movie.

Anyone follow Dutch football, how will Ajax fair this season?

I would go with the male to male cable, go to a staples or some other electronics store for it not Best Buy.

Just go up to everyone and ask them if they are so and so and if they say yes, then stop you struck oil there.

I still don't know how to bet on football, unless it's the Bud Bowl.

Re: Busty ice dancer - Anna Semenovich She can ice my capades anytime!

I'd rather switch species and become either an ****** crow or a great white shark.

Salem Massachusetts even though all the accused people that supposedly practiced witchcraft were hung the next town over.

Ryan Miller (Buffalo Sabers-Hockey) Kevin Durant (Oklahoma Thunder-Basketball) Matt Ryan (Atlanta Falcons-Football) Brian Wilson (San Francisco Giants-Baseball)

I am waiting for them to start televising people playing slot machines.

I hope things get back to normal for you very very very soon, I am glad you made it through this storm.

Um is that a Clash song, I don't understand your logic in this question.

Um I would say porn is one of our best exports.

Monique has to be my most nastiest ebony porn actress, she does gangbangs, gives sloppy blow jobs, and has a nice tight non breast enhanced body.

Take your pick in my ******, my bat **** crazy uncle on my ***'s side of the ****** who thinks he is Saint George, or my uncles on my ***'s side of the ****** that are from Seoul and still rinse off paper plates.

They could film a show in my neighborhood called "Dumpster Divers" it's about semi homeless alcoholics that rummage through the most nasty filth and trash for bottles and cans and then cash them in so they can buy cases of Natrual Light **** and Caldwells ***** and then throw the empty bottles...

Nope I just have one older ******* and I am the youngest so we rule!

Oh boy, I would say the one that got away was the hot little nympho I dated when I was 21, she was 18. We dated for 7 or 8 months, the sex was great and nasty she was awsome in bed. I remember her professing her love to me and me being the asshat at 21 I rejected her. We did meet up 3 years...

Most of these women already have already done hardcore scenes.

I saw Jill Valentine in a video game once, she was fighting a zombie on a bus does that count?

Talk about dropping a mini golf pencil into a mine shaft.

She is alright a 6, she kind of reminds me of Gaby Reece.

Let's see bottle nose bruises, blow hole burns...looks like the work of rowdy teenagers. That's it cancel the prom Lou! No in all seriousness, that is a bummer, I just hope this storm can be weathered and all the people in the adult entertainment industry will be safe.

She looks like Viggo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2 when he got all that slime on him.

Nope I would rather screw the female body guards that her *** employs.

See that is what the dinorsaurs should have done, if they lived I would be using one as a crane down at the quary.

Gooble gabba gooble gabba one of us one of us!

Isn't she in hiding right now for some crime?

Over the weekend I watched Megaforce, Up the Creek, and The Sure Thing..classic 80's cult and camp.

Red Dog out of a can, they still make this cheap swill.

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