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Huh? Did you just sneeze someone's name or just sneeze?

For the good of the city go out and bring these evildoers to a halt, how dare they!

Finally I can find a Beggar's Canyon that I can shoot Wamp Rats in.

There is a world of difference by saying I love you and being in love with someone. For example I love a lot of people, but have only been in love with a few women.

I have a nude sculpture of myself does that count?

Oh that is a petticoat for sure.

I like a girl that is in between, one that likes to watch a little sports and doesn't mind sharing a case of **** with me, and can dress femenine and fuck like Ava Devine.

Nope not a good idea they could be pregnent insects that you eat and then your screwed.

I shall slay orcs and kabolds to show you my enchanted long staff.

I wonder how many affairs over at the Ol' Ye Offramp Inn.

Will do Tom, are you buying?

The Winkler abides, and that is all I got to say about that.

I saw Lobster Boy or should I say man, and he wasn't to happy about being gawked at.

Sadly this is my only escape from reality.

Yeah alright we believe you Rasputan.:rolleyes:

Might as well get rid of the FDA as well, because we need a generation of super hermone induced meat fed uneducated ******** running around.

Damnit you too my thoughts from my brain :hairpull:

Because somehow Smurfs sneak in the dryer lint trap and jizz all over it.

Then line up my drinks then bartender.

I bet the have lots of vitamins and minerals in them and stuff.

He speaks of the hypotinose of love.

Nah I'd rather make awful movies like Arthur and Get Him to the Greek.

Um, ah, yeah sorry I was ********** by the ripple.

Depends on what the legal system says, other than that I got no say.

Re: Texas executes man for double ****** eventhough another con confessed to the **** This wouldn't be the first time someone was wrongly executed.

fantasy football eh? Nah I'd rather do some reality fucking to women.

Isn't that an AC/DC song? :nanner:

The answer is 4 + ^T=3

Those are some bitchin jorts!

That's how my parents usually shopped with me.

Interpretive Dancing mimicking porn, not only is it sexy, but it is good for the artistic soul.

Christopher Walken in The Weapon of Choice takes the prize!

Virbainum it's the same metal used in Captain America's shield.

Always give the guy the Effile Tower, that is when either one of you is banging the girl doggie style and she is either blowing you or other guy and you and said guy high five over her making a triangle of sorts.

Tory Lane, Misti Dawn, Regan Reese, Ava Devine and Sasha Grey so I can learn her ways of wisdom.

If you look at an Asian calander for soy milk then most of the women look like my ***, except she has some grey in her hair, and she needs to touch up those crows feet.

Werewold musk, great white shark tears, and the ***** of a highway man hanged at the crossroads. That is what I use!

Jenna before she got all Tito Ortized and became super skinny, then pregnent, I am talking 90's vivid Jenna.

This must be one sexy tennis ball machine that gave birth to little tennis ball machines, but you for it with that MILF.

Re: Spartacus: ***** and Sand star Andy Whitfield loses his battle with cancer aged 3 Yeah bummer, I was hoping he would get better and come back, because the new episodes are not as good as the first season.

Hmmm there is not enough bright light it's hard to tell with all that shadowing.

I can think of two of them Ashley Blue and Gia Paloma.

Oh that's easy how do I masturbate? With my cock of course.

It's not as strong as Gamblor and it's evil neon clutches.

It would need to be broken down into category for me.

No roald don't do it, the peer pressure is too much don't follow the trend make them!

The bionic beaver huh? Will scientific wonders ever cease.

No I would get that backscratcher made out of manticore's horn that you have been pining about.

Both are equally hot, they my have to do a round of skittles harvest with me for a true victor to emerge.

Leanna Sweet, because I don't feel like mentioning what's her name she gets mentioned to much.