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    Dyanna Lauren v's Celeste

    Dyana because she is a sweetheart, with great eyes, a hot tight body, and she can sing. I am not sure about the dancing though.
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    wich version of Natalie Portman do you like the most ?

    I like her from that one scene from ****** of Clones, with that black vinly or leather dress on, hachi machi!
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    What Would You Do to Have Sex With a Pornstar ?

    Take the lens cap off the video camera.
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    North Korean Electronic ******

    That video game Homefront wasn't fooling, they do have an EMP bomb.
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    do ya like pierced pussy?

    Pierced clit yes, not a big fan of the pireced labia.
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    Recently retired Pornstars

    Eartha Quake retired to loose weight.
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    Nina Mercedez or Briana Banks ?

    Nina, because I just like her more that's why!
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    wow Amazing you must se this...

    Give it another year or two when she goes airtight for some **** money for one of those adult movie companies.
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    Rory drops Holly Sweeney for Caroline Wozniacki

    *** looks like the love ***** of a Raggedy Andy doll had it's way with a special needs woman wearing a helmet with extra drool cup installed.
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    Is it OK for a White Actor to play MLK Jr. in a film?

    Hey as long as it's not Russell Brand then I don't know, sadly he is being casted as Beetlejuice for the new sequel.
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    Bonus.

    Yes I would like to buy your finest pirate ship built from long extinct trees.
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    Miss Universe Hopeful Told to Wear Panties

    What? They don't wear panties sinners!
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    Rugby World Cup 2011

    Whoever does the loudest and most well choreographed hakka shall win.
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    Real, Unsimulated Sex in Mainstream Movies / Movies with Explicit Sex Scenes

    Re: Some lucky fellows in movies (real sex scenes!!) Are these the same people that modeling for Our Bodies Ourselves?
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    Major decision this weekend....

    Go with the one that offers you more money, better benefits, and the one that provides the less stress in your life.
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    Alone in the cafeteria

    License to **** gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to **** gophers at will. To ****, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior...
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    what do you like to see at 50 plus milfs (or 60 plus milfs)

    I prefer from 24-37 for my ages.
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    Separate Bedrooms or Together?

    If it's a hammock I do not share that's my hammock keep your glittery perfumed kiester off it Tits McGoo!
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    Do you let girls win?

    At hockey no I do not let women win, however if it is baby oil wrestling yes I let the woman win.
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    who would you fuck #4

    They need boobs first!
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    is Esperanza Gomez retired from adult industry?

    Well maybe she has other pursuits in life like digging up dinosaur bones and then cloning them.
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    OK, we get it. You like it wet.

    The Netherlands can never get wet enough.
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    The Patriots just need one more Gronkowski ******* and then New England will have the football equivilant of the Hanson Brothers.
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    I demand sacrifices to be made in my honor...

    Nope I don't think you are worthy of sacrifice not even an intestine devination either.
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    Photo Caption contest for clubgreeneyed.com pass

    Here is my caption idea: Friends ****** you are all cordially to the bridal shower of my sweet, loving, graceful, elegant, bride to be GreenEyed
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    Crabs

    It happens but hey what are you gonna do.
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    My ***'s Girlfriend

    Just stick with your girlfriend man, don't mess up that ****** of hers.
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    Audrey Bitoni close to orgasm

    Isn't she acting? Anyway she still is great to look at either back or front side.
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    explosion

    In Soviet Union anti virus attach to porn movie sites.
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    8 Asian Girls Poll

    Um I click on these and I am getting ads for porn movies that look like they are sold from the trunk of a Pinto.
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    If you could be the greatest musician or athlete in the world...

    If I could be a great muscian I would be Falco he is the greatest the world over not just Austria don't dispute me! And for athlete I would be Curly from the Harlem Globetrotters.
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    Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

    If this is in debate then who really released the Kraken?
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    Really interesting documentary-How the navy seals ****** Bin Laden

    I think Michael Bey directed this.
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    Raven Riley hung herself???? (rumor)

    Thank god this was a rumour, I was going to get Columbo, Kojack, Mannix, and Quincy M.E.
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    Ohio man sues co-workers

    Ah send a classy ****** to his house for the weekend.
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    Plane crash in Russia involves KHL team Lokomotiv Yaroslavl

    I know Bettman isn't heavily involved with the KHL but is he practising Satanic black magic or something. A lot of hockey players are dying these days.
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    Before and After Lips *********

    I love Angelina's new look, yes I know it's all plastic and fake but who cares. I would go at her marathon style with people handing me cups of water after each hour.
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    Shake that ass

    E to the twiddily dee girl that's like walking through an asstastic pumpkin patch.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    Savard was placed on the Bruins IR and probably won't play this season, so this clears up some more cap space, just don't pick up another Kaberle is all I ask.
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    Guy grabs 1000 boobs before shaking Putin's hand

    He sure has some busy hands, I wonder what will happen if we splice his DNA with an octopus his bresteses grabbing would increase tenfold.
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    What do think of Cherokee d' ass

    I like her she's very attractive to me, I sure as hell would invite her to my bed anytime.
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    The game you'll like for sure (Boobies inside)

    Re: The game you'll like for sure I like the boobies, they make me feel all funny like climbing the rope in gym class.
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    Andie Valentino or Dominika C pussy lips?

    What about the faces anyway how about those Phillies all they need is a utility fielder and they will be set.
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    Kelly Kay & her mum Jane Kay

    Is this like some Dr. Seuess porn themed site with loraxs reaming each other?
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    My top model is in jail AGAIN

    Um top model eh? (walking away through swinging saloon doors)
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    Gemma Hiles try ***??

    Spam mean bad medicine me no like.
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    So what do u think of the new Carmella Bing?

    Why not right, she's still alright.
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    A TWISTED ******* and ****** are facing jail after they were spotted having sex...

    Re: A TWISTED ******* and ****** are facing jail after they were spotted having sex.. This may be the feel good story of the week! The descendants of Sawny Bean have been found, bet you British folk never thought an American like me would know that ha!
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    fuck, marry, toss away

    If either one of them want me to take them shopping over at Nordstrum you all can have them.
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    who is hottest sweet babe?

    Who is hottest sweet babe, hopefully the one that be making the sexy time with me, very nice.
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