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  1. Funkwerkz

    What were your grades like in High School?

    We had grades in the 100 point grading and mines were generally 45 to 70 with some both positive and negative extremes.
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    things in the universe that sound dirty

    Worm hole!
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    My Theory On Tipping...

    Instead of variable tipping, i prefer fixed tipping which is 5 liras if i am having food at a really above average restaurant and got served by a really friendly, clean and good looking waiter/waitress. Waitresses have more chance to get a tip from me, by the way. ;) Thank God, fast food...
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    Does Religion Influence Your Life?

    Religion does influence my life. I'm not muslim, jew or christian. I need God's guidance, all three big religions and other major beliefs show different sides of God. I am not really religious in terms of the big three religion. I believe in Tengriism and it says "Live and let live" and "Have...
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    Has McCain thrown in the towel on the race?

    I **** this. I **** "supermarket banking"! Banks are making instant loans, they are racing with instant messengers. :D Quantitive growth has failed once again. Banks gave massive loans to everybody and they couldn't pay back. Screw "quantitive approach". Qualitative growth is the best. Grow...
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    Female Blogger Wants your Semen

    That chick is fine, nerdy and horny. So, me and her >>> Nerdy, horny, twisted, hot, cool, "hardest, best, strongest, fastest" human product ever. :P Chef: Dude, you would have many chances. You are a cool guy, chicks missing a lot.
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    Has McCain thrown in the towel on the race?

    Poor Palin must get a huge disappointment. I don't think that McCain quits that easily and in a very lousy way. They may have a surprise stuff. After Palin joined McCain, it became a "no easy way out" race. ;)
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    David Blaine VS Criss Angel

    David Blaine all the way!
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    Life as a guy...must see!

    You see! We have a tough life. Most girls are bitching! Fat chicks....... . :D
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    Tattoos and Piercings

    Tattoos are fine but piercing is a "no no" for me.
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    ******* someone for an xbox.

    Now, this is sick, really sick. Fucking ignorant, greedy and idiot teens.
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    Pictures of Megatron From Transformers 2

    When Megatron dies, Galvatron appears. Galvaltron is always a tank or an artillery. So, this is Galvatron and Galvatron brings Unicron. ;) :thumbsup:
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    Signs

    I don't have a riding licence yet but i can easily ride on that area! :D I'm over 21 too, no adult supervision is needed. :D Oh, right!
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    Have you ever blown it with a girl you really liked?

    Is stuttering counted? If yes, i made myself look and sound like a dork while talking to a girl i really liked. Total blow!!!
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    Cumming in your GF's face

    Seriously, i don't like facials. Weird but i find it disgusting. I love to blow on tits and belly. The girl i love seems conventional to me and she might not like facials either.
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    A Possible Freeones get together?

    Give me the names and/or photos of them. That can be fixed in a "private" FreeOnes Party. :thumbsup: Turkish gorilla bodyguards don't even let a fly go into the room.
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    Paying more taxes is Patriotic?

    Taxes are compulsory, not voluntarily. When you are volunteer to do something like paying more taxes, that's patriotic. When you apply Congress' decision and pay more taxes, that's just a citizen duty. Patriotism relies on voluntary works. When an innovation was made, amount collected with...
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    What's wrong with this picture?

    I want that chick rocking my world. :) "Joy-stick" is free, by the way. :D
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    Paying more taxes is Patriotic?

    Paying more taxes is not a patriotic stuff, it's just governmental robbery. Paying fair taxes is more reasonable. Actually, paying taxes doesn't really have a relationship with being patriotic, i think. Everybody can pay taxes. The most vital thing is "creating economic value" for the country...
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    Do You Have Trouble Letting Go . .

    I cannot get rid of old stuffs easily. Like Facetious said, i need those sooner or later. I keep old stuffs (not junk) in the attic. They are like mess in boxes but can be found quite easily. However, i still couldn't find my old yellow, lcd screen Gamatronic BMX handheld game. :( I need to...
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    2008 - 2009 World Football Thread (EPL, Serie A, Bundesliga etc)

    Werder Bremen nailed Bayern München! Bayern: 2 - Werder :5!!!!!! Absolutely shocking!
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    World was good before us. :) Now, we have self-destructing capitalist economy, greedy Russia...

    World was good before us. :) Now, we have self-destructing capitalist economy, greedy Russia (:)) back in town, an awaiting damn cold winter and CERN. :D Only Freeones board is really "full of life". ;) And, it's wonderful to have friends! :thumbsup:
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    Hey Fresno! I'm great, just spending time on net. How about you, man?

    Hey Fresno! I'm great, just spending time on net. How about you, man?
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    Rate the signature above you

    10/10 Good guys of SW!
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    Eastern europe date site

    It seems like you picked up a lady from the super sweet minority of Eastern Women. Lucky, you! :thumbsup:
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    Which Jessica is for You?

    Jessica Difeo! :hit:
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    Eastern europe date site

    Those women are nice but some of them are damn super money-suckers!
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    A Possible Freeones get together?

    Speaking of harems. How about Topkapi Palace's real harem room for getting together? :) I'm the host and you all get different Turkish Delights customised according to your tastes. Belly dancers, Turkish cuisine (delicious deserts, kebabs and many more) and a magnificient night in Bosphorus...
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    You've waited long enough...

    I go with "Neverending Wipe".
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    Kayden Kross / Jenna Nickol

    Re: Kayden Kross Illegaly Blonde! :D:hit:
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    Best Slang for Masturbation - Male

    Pushing it to the limit. Taking off for moon. Joy-sticking. Head blowing.
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    $85 million as a bail-out?

    Forget anything about inflation, let's print money. $ 85 billion isn't that big amount but a great burden to the taxpayers again.
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    Do Freeone's members deserve the big bucks for predicting the obvious?

    My major is business administrations. If you give a satisfactory wage and a hot secretary, i would rocket up the share price and profits to the moon. ;)
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    2008 - 2009 World Football Thread (EPL, Serie A, Bundesliga etc)

    Everybody is amazed! Totally! That man will move to Besiktas, Galatasaray or Fenerbahce within two seasons. He can also move to Europe by making Antep quite a rich team. ;) I'm glad that he scored and fucked Fenerbahce, i am really glad. Aragones & Fenerbahce suck. I'm focued on Tabata and...
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    Abortion opinions

    Fuck abortion! Nothing affects society?! Are you sure? If you **** a person, you **** the future generations of society. Bear the baby let the state look after his/her.
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    Celebs Without Makeup

    Re: without makeup Kiera Knightley and BBB look really great without any "face crayons".
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    2008 - 2009 World Football Thread (EPL, Serie A, Bundesliga etc)

    Kleber Parreira plays very very good! Fluminense?! Pffh! :D
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    2008 - 2009 World Football Thread (EPL, Serie A, Bundesliga etc)

    Big teams can struggle sometimes, and they back in town stronger and brighter. That is what makes team a big team. Even if you forget a sufficient league positin for Libertadores Cup for this season. Next season, they will blow the opponents' goals. Turkish League still sucks! :crash: I need to...
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    Do you remember the first time you came?

    Ahh, Chica! Damn fashion! They look like each other's carbon copy. :( Only 5% of chicks are really really hot and unique.
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    Wall Street awakes to 2 storied firms falling

    World police with an empty wallet is worthless. USA's most effective power is not the military, it's US Dollar. American politicians must fuck Middle East based issues and better focus on US economy with full reason, and responsibility. I'm hopeful for US economy but the global economy is...
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    Wall Street awakes to 2 storied firms falling

    Capitalist economy is dying. When it gets devastated totally, World War 3 will begin.
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    How do you masturbate?

    OMG!!!! Just OMG!!!!! I'm speechless.
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    Do you remember the first time you came?

    Today, my university was opened for fall 2008 and spring 2009. University chicks rule! :D This term is gonna be interesting.
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    Free NFL Suicide Pool

    I think it's better to get eliminated after 3 loses in a row or 5 loses in different times so, you can get the long term sustainability of the game. I hope i got it right. PM me a very detailed list of rules, please.
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    Election 2012

    Election 2012 is the last election of the USA. Marduk comes! :D
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    What is the longest time you watched porn WITHOUT ANY PAUSE

    When we got the first satellite tv system, i discovered a porn channel in it. In one summer night, i watched it from 11 pm to 7 am. It was super exciting. :) Krista Allen's Emmanuelle movies will never get old for me. ;) Watching porn with masturbation, it is like 20 or 25 minutes.
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    Russian strategic bombers land in Venezuela

    :) Let me explain it by using Superman and Flash. Quantity based power: Flash has unimaginable quanitities of fists (relatively in ordinary human strenght) to defeat his enemy. A lot of time and energy are ******. Quality based power: Superman has only one deadly fist (super powered one) to...
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    Ass cleaning tips

    :D It was the most properly seen picture of it, i found in google image search. I got the bidet thingy. Thanks!!!
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