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  1. Funkwerkz

    "FTW", What Does It Mean To You?...

    Bizarro's way of saying "WTF". :D Bizarro is the super reverse guy. WTF | FTW
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    With Palin, is it "Country First" or "Alaska First" ???

    Palin, McCain, Biden and Obama! All are freaking evil and make me worry about the future! I'm afraid of future with any of that four. Palin is the most dangerous one because she doesn't even know what she does. All she cares is a room in the House. MILF and Oldie will screw the world as well as...
  3. Funkwerkz

    Should Society Pay ?

    The answer is simple. Close the bridge to pedestrians and prohibit stoping on bridge (for vehicles). Namely, close walkways and make the bridge as a part of non-stop high way. See, no need for anti-suicide barriers.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Erin Avery
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    GTA 3 or Vice City?

    Firstly, i haven't played GTA4 yet. My favourite GTA is the 2nd one. GTA2 is absolute fun. Here, i have to choose one and i pick Vice City. Forget about all job shits, just grab a car and listen 80s music. :D Too bad that you cannot pick up a girl to ride with. ;)
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    Study says most corporations pay no U.S. income tax

    Deep but giant loopholes in US tax law?!
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    Q. Snorting Semen...

    Semen goes to brain and the girl is totally fucked in mind! :D Fucking idiota!
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    New York Rangers (hockey) draft picks dies during game

    Serious injuries and deaths have increased very sharply. That's so sick. Arranging games' times for television broadcast might be the reason. I have been observing this in Turkish 1st Soccer Division. Players are like exhausted "horses". Yeah, they are horses of sports show business. Game...
  9. Funkwerkz

    What In The FUCK?

    Exactly! :wtf: Of course, it's "Made in China/P.R.C.". That's somewhat funny commercial but it made me pretty :eek:.
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    Gay is...

    Time Square is looking great. ;)
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    New Here! Hello.

    Welcome, T-Gyrl! 90% men, 10% women, 100% human. :D
  12. Funkwerkz

    Grab your...part two

    That one is totally better than the one with guys. This is now a "Hot"dog advert! :D
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    Theoretical queston about a wife beater...

    That looks like a serious ****. Jason M Torres went absolutely nuts. Well, i would get a real MoFo *** and have it under my pillow during ****** and carry it any time. One false moment..... i bang him down or the police fuck him in jail. OMG! I can't imagine the whole situation.
  14. Funkwerkz

    Miss Universe Misses Skirt

    I thought she was wearing nothing under the skirt. :D
  15. Funkwerkz

    Holy Crap!

    $400 for the points and whole account. :D
  16. Funkwerkz

    Sunny Leone Vs Priya Rai

    Sunny Leone
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    Pussy or Cunt? Which term is most preferred?

    Pussy all the way.
  18. Funkwerkz

    iftheworldcouldvote. DOT com. Cast your vote and see what the rest of the world said.

    Re: iftheworldcouldvote. DOT com. Cast your vote and see what the rest of the world s See! Let's start the trade in PM format aka the Red Phone Line! Now, my capital is Moscow. Any American citizen can visit my land up to 90 days with no visa. I have no concern about the population, it's now...
  19. Funkwerkz

    Why? Why...just why?

    Cost of free and parted porn, i guess. :D
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    iftheworldcouldvote. DOT com. Cast your vote and see what the rest of the world said.

    Re: iftheworldcouldvote. DOT com. Cast your vote and see what the rest of the world s I edited my post, i want Eurasia aka the Old World. :) You rule the New World and i rule the Old World. :thumbsup: Pretty good deal.
  21. Funkwerkz

    iftheworldcouldvote. DOT com. Cast your vote and see what the rest of the world said.

    Re: iftheworldcouldvote. DOT com. Cast your vote and see what the rest of the world s Hmm.....let's negotiate this. If you leave entire Euroasia zone "completely" under my authority, my voting power will vote for you. Otherwise, we'll get in a rivalry competition and the world gets totally...
  22. Funkwerkz

    iftheworldcouldvote. DOT com. Cast your vote and see what the rest of the world said.

    Re: iftheworldcouldvote. DOT com. Cast your vote and see what the rest of the world s Fuck it! Voting between tho craps is enough waste of time. Really good luck to Americans. :) 2004 was easier to vote. :) If the world could vote, they vote for me. My mottos are Rise to the sky and welcome...
  23. Funkwerkz

    Superman Vs Luke Skywalker

    Only with kryptonite powered lightsaber, the winner's Luke. Superman owns schwarz any time. :)
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    The top 5 greatest games you have played

    Quake 3 Arena (PC & Mac) FIFA RTWC 98 (PC) GTA 2 (PC) Sim City 4 (PC) Championship Manager "CM" 1 Season 94/95, CM 2 Season 97/98, CM 3 Season 00/01(DOS & PC)
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    If this is the worst economic crisis since...

    Capitalism is fucked so so so bad. Karl Marx and Frederich Engels are laughing at us from heaven. :) When USSR collapsed, people turned to USA which was there to finance and rule the world (keep everything tight). When USA will collapse, people don't turn to another power. Because there is no...
  26. Funkwerkz

    Cordless Mouse

    Cordless mouse and keyboard suck, in my opinion. Their response time is relatively long and they are unecessary expenditure if it's a typical desktop computer.
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    Would You Like to Translate Freeones?

    I am ready for Turkish translation.
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    Who would you rather want for 4 years? - look at the choices

    Bad day to go out! :) Did i suck anything or at anything? Hmm...yeah! I have sucked at an accounting quiz. :) Now, i call this hot suck. :) Thanks. :hatsoff:
  29. Funkwerkz

    Is anybody listening out there?

    Jor-El!!! Hear the damn message! Send your *** to us because we need him! :) I don't want to kneel before Zod the Super-SoB or fucking bald Luthor!
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    Who would you rather want for 4 years? - look at the choices

    OMG! Everybody is sucking something. Governments suck people's money and bank managers suck governments' money. Is this "World Sucking Day"? :D:D:D
  31. Funkwerkz

    Forty is the 2nd turning point of life after 25. Screw 2008, i wish 2009 will be much more...

    Forty is the 2nd turning point of life after 25. Screw 2008, i wish 2009 will be much more hopeful, lucky and "lovely" year for you.
  32. Funkwerkz

    I hope you will get wrong about "I will never find anyone to care about!".

    I hope you will get wrong about "I will never find anyone to care about!".
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    Who would you rather want for 4 years? - look at the choices

    This made me really really LOL! :D
  34. Funkwerkz

    Mandatory number of posts before someone can post a new topic?

    Would so sweet if the limit stays 100 or 500. I agree.
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    try this one

    WTF is that?! :D He cannot find me!
  36. Funkwerkz

    Who can pick up the biggest rock and throw it?

    Superman. Especially the Silver Age Superman.
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    Chica (Chica's Place)

    Re: New Pics (Chica's Place) Chica, simply gorgeous! You are Diamond of Scottsdale. :)
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    McSame/MILF'08

    McShame would be better. :) John "Shame" McCain / Sarah "C. Rice 2.0" Palin 2008! C. Rice 2.0 is Condoleza Rice 2.0.
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    American International Group (AIG) Execs Splurge

    1980s' Turkish type of management: Making debt or "stealing" for luxury. I'm not so amazed because i got used to hear news like this in Turkey. You will get used to these. ;) :thumbsup:
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    Worst Superhero Powers

    Robin & Spider-Man! I dislike both. Jimmy Olsen must die too.
  41. Funkwerkz

    funny natalee

    Too huge and too messy! Good bye, Natalee!
  42. Funkwerkz

    Police: Jobless ****** ***** ******, self

    Money was invented sometime in BC period and capitalism was formed in 19th century but mankind has been here for more than 3 million years. So, being jobless is not an excuse for this terrible event. I have had times when i have no money in my wallet or am completely hopeless but i didn't ****...
  43. Funkwerkz

    How do you masturbate?

    Chica, you are right! Today, i saw a chick at the class. She was like Bianca Beauchamp without busty boobs. I got erected at mind! :D Chicks ay my school are super hot! I'm like the poor boy looking at the candy shop window. Masturbation after window shopping is still working for me. ;)...
  44. Funkwerkz

    How do you masturbate?

    You can call me as pervert but i masturbated before i went to school today. It was a very relax and confident day for me. I loved that! :)
  45. Funkwerkz

    Sports in Porn - a new niche?

    Better than wrestling in the mud! :D
  46. Funkwerkz

    Wall Street tumbles amid global sell-off

    As you all know: Production and manufacturing activities will slow down since we have the decreasing oil prices due to the decreased demand. This crisis is only in finance sector but other sectors can get affected and retail prices of goods may increase a little bit to cover possible losses...
  47. Funkwerkz

    question for americans

    Can non-American people like me vote on this poll?
  48. Funkwerkz

    2009 Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport

    Veyron is the most expensive four wheeled **** can ever! :D I go with Lamborghini Reventon.
  49. Funkwerkz

    "Alaskan" Seagull

    Palinised seagul! LOL
  50. Funkwerkz

    Obama's muslim faith

    Religion and all religion related stuffs (especially the big three Jewish, Islam and Christiany) seem so weird to me. Everytime people get so hot on religious stuffs, i'm so amazed. Personally, i am secular in society and tengriist in privately.
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