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  1. Funkwerkz

    Climax too quickly

    Well, i sometimes have the same problem. When i feel that i am about to reach climax, i stop and began rubbing again in masturbation. In case of sex, do the same in ramming and kiss your partner, say sweet things, etc... Don't think too much about ejaculation, just enjoy the moment. To find a...
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    Rate the signature above you

    10/10, another heavenly Devon Michaels!
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    If you could have sex with any porn star you wanted who would it be?

    Gabriella Tchekan, Zafira, Raylene Richards, Rachel Roxxx, Michelle Barrett or Anita Queen.
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    So, who else here is a loner?

    I'm a loner. I have had many desperate attemps to have a date but 99% of them were failures. So, i quit from searching and became the treasure some lady has to find. I always ask myself about what's wrong with me, my face looks like ****, etc... I am so stuttering when meeting with a girl, i...
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    US government takes on big role in mortgage market

    We are one step closer to the WW3, coming soon in November, 2010.
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    I find this site disturbing...

    ********, ********, ********! This is not porn! It's audio-visual *******!
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    Word Association TWO

    class society
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    Alphabet Location

    Sapporo, Japan.
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    Word Association

    nuke
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    Trackmania

    TrackMania freezes my pc. I won't play until i got a brand new pc. :(
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    Female or Shemale

    13/16.
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    Whats your fav album of all time?

    Thriller by Michael Jackson.
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    Stupid sports teams nicknames

    Cimbom for Galatasaray SK. Most stupid one i have ever heard.
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    Why isn't football / soccer that popular in North America, United States / USA ?

    Americans called that as football. They only use their feet when running and touch down. However, European football is the true one that has to be called as "foot"ball.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Ultra super Kyla Cole.
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    my new theory

    Here is my theory, The Truman Show is just a realisation of our lives. We are living in a real life simulation. Those UFOs you see are live broadcast vehicles. Mu and Atlantis continents were real. Kal-El aka Superman will reach this world within 40 years. Or the last human of Earth will be...
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    Hot or not?

    Hot dammit! Erika Michelle Barre
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    2008 - 2009 World Football Thread (EPL, Serie A, Bundesliga etc)

    Santos won't relegate. They only need to bring Pele Spirit to the team again then watch Santos' big impact. I love all major Brazillian clubs and for some unknown and weird reasons, i feel myself as a Palmeiras fan.
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    Working on the tan

    I just got an instant "turn on"!:bowdown:
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    Shall we rage against the machine, gentlemen?

    Protesting for the protesting itself is just a non-sense. Most people protest USA just to protest, which is so sick. To protest, build up your own party and get into the politics. Sooner or later, you become a part of power and different people will protest you just you did it before the party...
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    has becoming a mod changed them

    LOL!!!! Big *******'s invisible hand is in the pockets of them and holding some vital stuffs ready to squeze when they try to ban you. :D:D:D ;)
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    has becoming a mod changed them

    The Big ******* is always watching you and you are running away from tiny webmasters and administrators. :D
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    Geek Tattoos...

    I want a tattoo of circuits seen under ripped of skin and flesh, like Ana Matronic's tattoo. 1 2
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    How do you masturbate?

    The girl i love is going to become a psychiatrist soon. I have a patient-doctor fantasy about her. I'm the patient lying down the psychiatrist chair and she listens me just wearing the white doctor coat. All of a sudden, she stops my talk by putting her index finger on my lips and says "hush"...
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    Do you remember the first time you came?

    I did try that. It takes more time than watching porn or nightdreaming to get a boner. You know what, masturbation took longer and i ended ejaculating with a wide pleasure smile. :thefinger Imagine, two heads are working together, which is so rare! :D
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    Your LEAST favourite fetish!!

    All of the fetishes!
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    has becoming a mod changed them

    Once upon a time, i was a mod in another board and couldn't do the job properly. Some posts seemed wrong in my opinions but they had to be there to show other angles of the topics. At the end, i turned down that job and became a regular member again. I can be the mod of this board when i am the...
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    2008 - 2009 World Football Thread (EPL, Serie A, Bundesliga etc)

    European football becomes a wasteful machine of money and players. English clubs are taking rich asses' attention and bought. If this trend goes on and on, Real Madrid and Barcelona will be bought by some rich asses too. Who else thinks Champions League will become football version of NBA and...
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    Geek Tattoos...

    I'm a gamer too.:glugglug: TrackMania!!!
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    World's Most Powerful Magnet...

    Good bye, Magneto! "Inferior" superpowerless mankind aka homo sapien has found a way to stop you. You are owned, bastard! :D From Red *** With Love, Magneto!
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    GF just broke up with me.

    Because you had a very strong bonds in hearts and 8 years is enough long period for this. I have never had a stuff like this but i can quite imagine the situation. All i can say "Good luck for the rest of your life.". If she really loves you, she will be back to you in some day. Sometimes, love...
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    FreeOnes Party Pics! Silvia Saint and more..

    Looks like Silvia Saint ruled the party! Wonderful!
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    Robot Helicopter Teaches Itself How to Fly

    What if they decided to co-operate to us?!:violent::glugglug:
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    I **** my boss

    Have a $100 million sex!!! Just fuck her and get a promotion! So, your company or divison is worth 100 million bucks. That's little. I need a billion dollar company boss. :)
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    Do you remember the first time you came?

    One month is like eternity for me. I cannot stand more than 3 days.
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    Do you remember the first time you came?

    I was like 14 or 15 when it happened for the first time. I had a quite exhausting soccer game and i took two muscle relaxant pills and had a quite long hot shower. Pills and shower made me so relax and when i was about to *****, i felt a sudden and more relax all over my body but i began to...
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    How do you masturbate?

    I'm left handed but i use right hand for mouse so, masturbating while watching and switching porn videos and pictures is so easy. :) I'm so lucky!
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    Google Chrome

    I tried to install it but i couldn't because Chrome doesn't support Windows XP Home Edition Service Pack 1 (i am using a pirate copy :D). I'm currently using Opera web browser, it's the coolest!
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    Dixie Dash throws her hat into the presidential race News story inside

    If this really happens, i would do anything to strengthen diplomatic relations between USA and Turkey. :D By the way, Palin is a waste.
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    Strange Bathroom Activity

    Hmm...Senob, this is not that strange. I mean you found a good activity when sitting on or standing in front of throne waiting for shiting or peeing. If i had a window like that in my bathroom, i would do the same. You would be so freaking amazed my bathroom activities while sitting of throne. :)
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    Robot Helicopter Teaches Itself How to Fly

    Just don't put artificial intelligence (AI) into the machines. No need to worry. I don't trust the machines having AI with a very high potential to develop. Even thinking about them makes me feel so bad. If AI has to be put into machines, i demand micro superprocessors in my brain and power &...
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    What pornstar do you share a birthday with??

    Re: Who do share your Birthday with?? February 23, FreeOnes results: Andrea Sawatzki Angel Hart Babette Blue Charlie Eva Falk Lexi Erickson Lucie Haluzikova Melinda Mays Melinda Messenger Natalia Verbeke Nikita Esco Patricia Richardson Regina Black Sunny Cruz February 23 Exact...
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    Gift ideas for the Freeones shop..

    How about a large poster of FC FreeOnes like FC PlayBoy?! I have two decks of Boxer's (Turkish magazine for men) cards, 2006 calendar with Victoria's Secret girls. :cool: All sound superb for us FreeOnes. I'm gonna get those immediately, with Jelena Jensen autographed package. Now, we are...
  44. Funkwerkz

    Students Skip First Day Of School In Protest...

    Here in Turkey, things are exactly the same in terms of home-school distance and search for "better" education. I know and already saw secondary and high school students got ****** and already too exhausted for school school day on public busses at 5 to 7 am in the morning. In Turkey, there's...
  45. Funkwerkz

    You got ****?

    No, because i don't have the ultimate masterpiece facility to process my resources. :D I also waste millions of them regularly by masturbating. :banana: Anyway, i really want more than three ****. My ****** is relatively small and i like large ones. I really love ****. I've seen many men...
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    fav team 2 fix

    Chicago Cubs are the Best in the West! :cool::thumbsup:
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    Hey Graphic Novel/Comic Book Fans...

    Watchmen is awesome. I still got to buy Garth Ennis' Preacher volumes. As you see my sig, Red *** is an alternative look to Superman, it's superb. I don't need to mention Kingdom Come. X Marks the Spot looks very fine.
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    fav team 3

    Chicago Cubs.
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    Getting Back Together With An Ex...

    No. If love, trust and hope end, everything ends with no U-turn. I just couldn't stand the girls who dumped me and went for another guy then came to me with a "innocent kitty" type of attitude. One specific girl who i ran after to search a tiny hope for 2.5 years and had quite dates with me...
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    Sex park in Korea

    That's my fantasy!!!!:thumbsup::cool::lovecoupl
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