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  1. Funkwerkz

    Matt Damon Says The Smartest Thing Ever...

    In Turkish version of pronounciation: "Meeeeeett Deeeyyymıııııııııınnnnnnn"! Now, you heard the smartest thing that's said by Mat Damon. :)
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    Metallica: Death Magnetic

    Fucking good piece of Metallica! Am i Evil?, Blitzkrieg, Breadfan, Stone Cold Crazy, So What, Stone Dead Forever, Too Late Too Late are my favourites.
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    Walking Around Naked...

    I always keep easily ready to easily wear t-shirt and shorts or track suit (in winters). :)
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    FreeOnes Member Theme Songs...

    Other two are cool but i loved this a lot!!!!:cool::cool::cool: Rep will come soon!;)
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    Russian strategic bombers land in Venezuela

    Welcome back to board again! :D:glugglug: Thanks to Cold War, World War 3 is too delayed. When it comes, it will screw every part of world. USA seemed quite more rational than USSR, because USSR was so in hunger for more and more nukes, they were absolutely obese in that situation. Now, as of...
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    Metallica: Death Magnetic

    Since St Anger, i have completely lost my interest in Metallica.
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    Walking Around Naked...

    Yes. In sumeers at home when i am not alone, i only wear underwear and shorts. When i am alone at home for long while, i stay naked. In winters and i am alone, i try to remain naked. I'm not a nudist but in that type of lonelines, i do not need any clothes. I love my body. :) It's my mobile...
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    Russian strategic bombers land in Venezuela

    SU-47s! They seem like they can compete with F-22s and F-35s.
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    Who of these four has the best body?

    Tie between Mercedez and Tiffany Taylor (the model). Cannot choose one.
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    I Have So Much To Say About This...

    Superb MMS picture, MMS is MyMessySpace! :)
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    FreeOnes Member Theme Songs...

    I picked mine but i wonder your choices for me. :)
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    Weird Pornstar names

    Amalgam of Nina Mercedez and Nikki Benz: Mercedez Benz. :D
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    How do you masturbate?

    Anything classy.
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    Weird Pornstar names

    Julia Bond shares "JB" initials with James Bond, surname stuff is Bond too. Those who have sex with Julia Bond are called as Bond Men! Super secret pornspy: 069 Julia Bond! :D Bond Girls vs Bond Men.
  15. Funkwerkz

    why do people **** clowns?

    Ok, i don't want to get ****** and end my being in this thread. :) My final words: Pain is the best medicine of another pain. Are you ready to meet Heath Ledger version of Joker? :D ****** circus is on the show tonight, here you go. Funzo vs Joker! hahaha Why so serious now, dude? :D
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    why do people **** clowns?

    No, you cannot bash her. She bashes your big, fat, red nose before you realise it. Gotcha?! :cool: You definitely rise your post count with this thread. :D Good boy!
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    why do people **** clowns?

    I'm glad that i haven't seen a clown toy in big toy stores for really long! Clowns are so 1800s!
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    Seven Years Later: Are people starting to forget?

    Can't say it better. It's the vital point.
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    NHL 2008-2009 Thread

    Toronto Maple Leafs! End of discussion! :D
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    Matt Damon Says The Smartest Thing Ever...

    Sarah Palin is Condomeza Rice (Condoleza Rice) version 0.5. America is downgrading?! WTF?!
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    Obama win preferred in world poll

    Yeah, freedom and democracy aren't free! Having free market economy also has a cost aka taxes.:cool: Ruling whole world has the ultimate cost. :2 cents::thumbsup:
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    September FreeOnes Freebies! 3 months FREE to Chica's Official Site!!

    No way to beat, for me. :( 23 out 29?! Superb.
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    Can I join a porn site with an American Express Gift Card?

    Why don't you take out the cash and get a prostitute?! :D Real is always better than the virtual.
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    Obama win preferred in world poll

    What would you all choose? Obama's invisible hand or McCain's iron fist to control the society?
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    Seven Years Later: Are people starting to forget?

    9/11 was sad but there is one damn truth. The truth is that the world has changed so dramatically. People changed too. Generations are replaced. Time kinda heals the pain. I can easily put myself in the shoes of victims' relatives because i lost my *** in a damn terrible stuff. Now, it's been...
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    FreeOnes Member Theme Songs...

    Is Fuck Yeah by Trey Parker ok for me?! :D FreeOnes?!.....(very loudly) Fuck yeah!:)
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    2008 MLB Thread

    I hope Cubs will rock this season. :cool:
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    Cheating Boyfriend - second chance?

    Sorry but no 2nd chance, not even that thought of giving a 2nd chance. But don't react by cheating him too. You just get down to his degree if you do that. Fuck that guy! Fucking *** of bitch. Cheating guys are ******** to us, the noble men.
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    Ass cleaning tips

    We have taharet borusu (i don't know its English) in Turkey. You "wash" your ass with your hand after shitting and use toilet paper to wife out the wetness of your ass then wash your hands. It's like a plugged shower head into the wc. You get a fresh feeling after ****. ;) Taharet borusu rocks. :)
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    Obama win preferred in world poll

    Thoughts of people outside the USA are worthless in "US" elections unless those people are American citizens living abroad.
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    Do you remember the first time you came?

    I have rock'n balls. :cool: J/K My balls are ordinary, i have just found the most sensitive points of my joy-stick.:cool:
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    Windows Media Player Help!!!

    Do you have windows media player 11?
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    Who is in your avatar?

    Red Sonja by Alex Ross.
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    Would you have sex with a porn star!

    Why not? I choose time, place and the star. No cameras by the way, i am gonna be the world president and don't want a sex scandal. :D
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    How do you masturbate?

    Chica, you did rock again. Thanks for the delicious eye candies. :)
  36. Funkwerkz

    Russian strategic bombers land in Venezuela

    Very well said. I always say that, politics didn't end Cold War, media did it. Colourful west defeated fully gray and red east. Russian national teams use Nike products. Both poles are masturbating over the world. Bipolar world is what we need today. I am not that sure whether Cold War is...
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    Russian strategic bombers land in Venezuela

    I wonder why Turkey still stays as US ally. USA wants to locate missiles in Poland and Czech Republic which are ex-Warsaw Pact members but same USA hasn't even thought of locating missiles in its 50 year ally Turkey. Turkey is the 3rd class ally in NATO and can easily be sacrificed in any case...
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    Obama's muslim faith

    It's now the Ramadan month. Does he fasten in these days? Obama is a spoiled ***.
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    How do you masturbate?

    They did their job flawlessly.:cool:
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    Do you remember the first time you came?

    For me, it's exactly 24 hours. Every time feels like the first time to me. Same excitement goes on and on.
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    Budget Deficit Likely Doubled for Fiscal '08

    Turkish budget deficit and trade deficit got doubled together in this summer. Capitalist economy is dying.
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    Terminator THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES

    Terminator: The Sarah Palin Chronicles will be available in November 2010. Skynet hits and WW3 will begin. The show will begin on September 14th in Turkey. Wondering and impatient about the show.
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    How do you masturbate?

    Chica, you are a hot latin babe with cool looks! Today, i got a vertigo right after the masturbation, orgasm was super and ***** went directly to the brain, fainting stuff. :) I was like "Wow, am i going to moon?!". I love that feeling.
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    2008 - 2009 World Football Thread (EPL, Serie A, Bundesliga etc)

    lol I didn't know they have that as the jersey design. :) Next time, i should be more careful. :D
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    Bulgarian women's ice hockey loses 82-0!!

    I still play. Now, I'm making USA the World Champions. ;)
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    Bulgarian women's ice hockey loses 82-0!!

    ******** of all times in any sport event! Even i cannot make 82 goal difference against the weakest team in Fifa RTWC 98. :D But this is solid real!
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    2008 - 2009 World Football Thread (EPL, Serie A, Bundesliga etc)

    http://img27.picoodle.com/data/img27/3/9/9/f_USSoccerm_5635f1b.png Just made a ms paint US Soccer jersey in a damn boredom. :D 13 red & wihte stripes, Johnson was #9 in WC 2006. I love that, i am going to make all Nike internationals' jerseys. :D
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    Paralympics 2008

    Games are aired in Turkey but i always keep missing the broadcast. Damn! :(
  49. Funkwerkz

    What are popular porn mags in your country?

    My friends were buying some cheap intertet copy-paste magazines. I have never seen Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, Score, Gent or Swank in any newspaper or mag selling spot in Istanbul. lol I directly went through the net for porn, i didn't have the mag stage.
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