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What? Ray-J's sloppy seconds?

My right testicle. Seriously, it keeps hiding inside of my body for some reason. It's ok little guy, don't be scared. Shh, shhhhh...it's ok. I won't hurt you.

Who is talking about Indonesia? But, I'm glad you brought that up. I mean, why not bring up other efforts that we've aided, so you can just support my argument? You think I'm the one who needs to get real? Let's talking about getting real for a moment... We spent a huge part of 2009 in a...

I know it's an emergency, but we have our own emergencies. We literally have millions of people dying because of our shitty health care system, but instead of putting $100 MILLION into our own country's problems and saving the lives of our own citizens, we're shelling out $100 MILLION to help...

Absolutely nobody can argue that. America WASTES a **** load of money each and every year by aiding efforts in which nothing will improve. We spend millions upon millions of dollars sending medical aid to Africa each and every year, but nothing has improved for them. Yet, we won't spend money...

No he doesn't. He has one, which he won back in 2006.

From personal experience, I can tell you the following... Don't give up on your *****. Don't ever give up. No matter what other people think, no matter what other people say...don't ever give up. I made the mistake of giving up one of my dreams a few years back and I've lived my life with...

How do I handle sarcasm? Well, I handle it like I handle my penis. I whip it out, wait for people to react and then listen to the laughter. Wait...:confused:

Well, there are certain things that an officer has to get privelage to do (PIT maneuvers, etc), but it's still at the officer's judgment if such action is needed or not. Now, there are a lot of clerical and behind-the-scenes things that go on that aren't judgment calls. But, when an officer is...

What a worthless restriction. From what I'm reading there, it makes an officer liable for injuries ONLY if the person is unarmed and ONLY if they are tasered during a traffic stop. To me, this "restriction" is nothing more than a public relations move. Sure, it sounds really nice, but it is...

Dear Ms. Olson, I am currently in possession of a $10 gift certificate to McDonald's. But, I bought 2 McChicken Sandwiches and a small Pepsi the other day, so there's only $6.18 left on it. Anyway, I would like to take you out to a nice meal at the McDonald's of your choice, where I will...

Yes, thank you. :bowdown:

Eh, I'm one of those damned "purists" that you speak of. For example, I think that Ivan Rodriguez is the best catcher of all-time. Sure, there are catchers that have hit for better numbers and who have been more productive in the sense of scoring and producing runs, but a lot of those catchers...

HAHAHA, no, I know that. I didn't think that you would be asking such a question in a serious manner. Here is a piece of an article from PC Magazine that might word it better than I have done: http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2357954,00.asp

Kudos on being the first person to have enough balls to admit that. Instead of making it seem like we (the ones who are saying that people only care about this story because the girl in it is pretty) are egotistical jackasses with a God complex, you chose to just openly admit that you are...

In response to this video... If you don't like what the Armed ****** stands for and if you don't like what you might be asked to do while serving in the Armed ****** then... DON'T SIGN UP HA...scamp.

Well, how do wireless printers, wireless keyboards or wireless mice connect to my computer? How does my PS3 connect to the internet? Or, my laptop? How does my laptop connect with my ***'s computer in the other room and the ****** computer that's downstairs? None of those things utilize a...

Hmm, this is a really, REALLY tough question to answer. Pujols is definitely the best and most consistent hitter. But, is he the best fielder? Because, that's 1/2 of his job when he plays the field. So...??? I don't know. This is an impossible question to answer.

That would be the best match of the night, no doubt about it.

It still connects to the internet though. Whether it be through a land line (Cable, DSL) or through a wireless device, a connection to the internet is still a connection to the internet. Yes, I understand aaaaall of that. But, MagicJack doesn't send it's transmissions through your cell...

I don't think they're accessing anyone's cellular frequencies though, because MagicJack is using your computer and it's wireless internet capability to transmit the audio data (AKA - your phone call). It's no different than Vonage, in that sense. Also, the speed of your internet connection, HD...

Think about it this way (and this is just speaking from what I know about the technology - I had to educate myself when I worked as a recruiter)... Almost every single cell phone that is marketed today has the capability to record video, take pictures, play music and access the internet. Cell...

At least they're in better shape than my LSU Tigers. I still have no idea what the fuck happened to them. But, there's always next year? :dunno:

Good shows get canceled on Fox for one reason and one reason alone - American Idol. American Idol takes up soooo much air time that Fox ends up cutting out a bunch of decent shows, just so they can make room for it. Instead of cutting back on American Idol's time, they cut back entire shows...

In this country? No. Because they're losers and have nothing better to do with their lives. A guy that works with my *** won't let his *** watch SpongeBob Squarepants because he thinks that the show is promoting a gay lifestyle to the ******** who watch it. Instead of just letting his ****...

Wow, that statue has a huuuuuge penis. Well, compared to mine anyway.

MagicJack isn't doing anything wrong. They are allowing it's customers to use their internet connection to make phone calls...that's it. It's no different than using a webcam or instant messaging service. When you have a conversation with somebody on Skype, you are accessing your internet...

Being from Cleveland, I can honestly say (mostly with regret) that I've seen a lot of Cleveland Indians games, many of which have contained the player in question - Ryan Garko. Now, I've always been a lifelong White Sox fan, but living in Cleveland for most of my life, I've seen more than my...

Oh...my...God. Are those CHICKEN WINGS?!?!?! :eek:

This is what I **** about bars. ********* women get in and served ALL THE TIME, but I've been refused service at bars even when I was of legal age.

I don't complain about them - I just don't worship the ground they walk on. I've never hidden my opinion that porn stars don't have the most moral of jobs and I never will. But, I don't just start name calling and insulting everybody who is in the industry like the OP did.

Harry Twatter And The Order Of The Penis

Officer Barbrady?

My favorite isn't on that list. Gulden Draak. Look it up. It's awesome. That **** is soooo good.

Dudes like big boobs because that's what they are told to like. Society makes people believe that bigger is better and that attitude definitely applies to breast size. And, since we're dumb *******, we just go with the flow and think that big boobs are the best thing in the world. Yes, it's...

I know. :dunno: Do you think he bitches about how ground beef isn't satisfying enough while he's devouring a Big Mac too?

I agree. We were just wasting our time with that conversation. So, let's move onto something more productive like discussing the different types of grass that football fields are covered with and how it effects the teams that play on them. :glugglug: Ahh, gotta love the internet.

JIBBIJIB!!! :wave2:

Whaaaat? Mark McGwire took steroids? No waaaaay... http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4816607

Obviously Colt McCoy would have his advantages over a Freshman back-up. Colt McCoy has been a staple for the Texas Longhorns for the past 4 years, which has given him a lot of confidence and comfort with being on the field. Colt McCoy has played in big games before, so he's a little more at...

What? Where did I even come close to saying that? I said that it's unfair to put innocent people to death. Sooooo...:dunno: So, citizens that live underneath the rule of a government should be able to ****** other citizens without getting a just penalty? ********* should be punished with...

But, you do have to break a few eggs to make an omelet. With the mentality that the "break a few eggs" philosophy is wrong, then you would be deadset against everything in this world that even has a remote chance of resulting in someone's death. People shouldn't be allow to own guns, because...

They also missed a bunch of other calls, soooo...:dunno:

I'm a lifelong Bears fan, and even I'd have a hard time accepting the Bears as legit Super Bowl champs in that situation. But, more so because REX GROSSMAN was our quarterback, not because of Peyton Manning being out. :1orglaugh But, yes...I understand why people view Alabama's victory as...

Wait, wait, wait...so, with Pittsburgh it was a team effort, but with Texas it was solely the Colt McCoy show? Surely, you can't be fucking serious. I wasn't aware that the Texas Longhorns played entire football games without a defense. You are just one of many people who refuse to...

I agree with that, to a point. I know that it's obviously a much higher price that's at stake (a human life), but innocent people are found guilty and punished for crimes that they never committed every...single...day. I spent a few days in jail because of a clerical error. The entire legal...

I don't know anything about college football? Why is that, exactly? Because I'm not putting an asterisk next to Alabama's title? Because I'm giving credit to the victor instead of throwing out excuse after excuse for the loser? Exactly why don't I know anything about college football? I'd...

Thanks, but there's no thanks needed. I give rep out when people deserve it and you deserved it.

No, that's #14. #136 is "swim naked in a kiddie pool full of Mott's Apple Sauce".

HA...anagrams.