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Send me a bottle. If nothing else, I could always masturbate with it. I mean, I'm getting pretty bored with using standard lotions, so maybe it would serve as a good change of pace; a disgustingly awful looking and probably awkward smelling change of pace.

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm a huge fan of songs that contain very harmonized vocal work. Now, I'm not just referring to songs that are made by groups such as Boyz II Men. Although they sound great, I much prefer ROCK songs that contain harmonized vocals. But, it seems as if the...

A lot of us men are stupid idiots with a God complex and we think that we can do whatever we want and get away with it, even if it involves ****** a woman against her will. Just think of how many guys out there have no problem with taking a girl home from the bar; one who is obviously too *****...

What the hell is MARMITE?!?!?! :dunno:

Personally, I find it tiring when statistics only focus on one small demographic in order to make something seem worse than it really is. In the United States, 1 out of every 6 women will be sexually assaulted/***** in their lifetime. That statistic is found by taking the numbers from all...

Yeeeeeah, someone who makes their own stock!!! You, my lady, just earned yourself +3 points in awesomeness. Aaaaand, that's enough points to level you up. Say goodbye to being a rogue warrior and say hello to paladin status.

Never in any thread have I seen one post get quoted so much.

Because we're lazy. I mean, just look at how many people are too lazy to type "be right back" and use "BRB". Or, G2G, LOL, C U L8R or 2nite. It's because we're too lazy to spell things out.

I make this every once in a while and everybody loves it. You don't have to make your own pizza dough and you don't have to make your own pizza sauce; you can use pre-made if you like. But, I'd recommend making them yourself because it tastes sooooo much better than what you'll buy at the...

Are they raw artichokes or are they canned artichoke hearts? Let me know and I'll send some recipes your way.

Let's look at the bright side of this food tax... Maybe people will stop eating so much and lose some weight. We have the fattest country in the world, so that wouldn't be all that bad of a thing. Plus, taxing food might make people smarten up and realize how much money they are absolutely...

I just have a hard time believing that a news story is valid when there are G-Unit advertisements all over the background.

Breast lifts aren't natural either. A breast lift is done by surgery, which is far from ****** Nature's intentions. So, in that sense (using your own argument of attempting to create an appearance that isn't natural), then you are calling them fake. :2 cents:

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Movies/02/01/rip.torn.arrest/index.html?hpt=T2 Ahh, what a nice story.

Hmm, and I've been shoving them in my ass for all these years. SILLY ME!!! :rolleyes:

Hmm, good question. If a woman has a breast reduction, it is usually for health reasons, so I wouldn't consider that form of tissue manipulation to be fake at all. They aren't doing that so they look better; they are doing that to improve their health. But, when women get breast implants...

As a space enthusiast, I can totally understand why you would be bummed, but let's look at the reality of the situation... We haven't explored our own planet enough to even come close to understanding it. There are probably millions upon millions of discoveries that we have yet to make on our...

Give it time. She will. Most of them do.

Writing lyrics and writing songs are two totally different things. Kelly Clarkson writes her own lyrics for the most part, but she doesn't compose the music that she sings over. Just because someone writes lyrics doesn't mean that they actually wrote the song. But, let's assume for a minute...

They're scumbags who don't love their wives. End of story.

Taylor Swift won album of the year. That is exactly why I don't watch and/or care about the Grammy's. Instead of handing out awards to the musicians with the most talent, who have constructed the best songs and/or albums, they just hand out Grammy's to pop stars. Taylor Swift doesn't even...

I was looking at the title... And, I agree that laws can make a positive difference, but only if it's effective. The law that bans driving while talking on a cell phone is a totally ineffective law though and it's only ineffective for one reason and one reason only - the punishment is a joke...

You forgot reasons #5, 6 and 7... 5) She's cheating on you. 6) You suck at it. 7) She doesn't love you.

You didn't get the memo?

Yes, certain laws serve as a deterrent, which can lower the number of cases in which a certain activity happens, but that's not what this study is saying. This studying is saying that it doesn't STOP crashes from happening, which is something that I would think to be fairly obvious to everybody...

I don't think there are many forums that speak "moron".

It's stupid that there was even a study done on this. I'm no credited expert on the subject, but I'm fairly certain that implementing laws won't prevent people from being stupid and dangerous morons. Especially behind the wheel of a car. I mean, there are laws that are in put in place that...

I think that women over 40 are better than the youngins for one reason and one reason only... They're usually grown up and have past the "HE HE HE, I just want to fuck everybody I can and have fun" stage of their life.

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You mean like watching two anorexic Korean dudes jerk eachother off with purple Hello Kitty mittens that have been lubed with slightly melted chocolate chip ice cream while two golden retrievers are barking in the background?

Re: Would glam models consider as being called a exotic model or a softcore porn-star People are too sensitive about the labels that they are given. They are just insecure with themselves in some manner and they feel like getting upset over stupid **** like being called a "softcore pornstar"...

Your language has absolutely nothing to do with your race, skin color or ethnicity, you moron. It's "fuckingshocking" that you think it does.

Why would you want your girl to squirt when she can just **** on you? :dunno:

I have here thing to answer with reply for me so helping you have what need of you. Kiss face no is good for men with penis who have scene for girl parts! Touch lips for movie of porn that romantic feels so. NO? Anyway, my hope you'll get answer now.

Wow, what a dick move on their part. I mean, as if your parents knowing about it isn't bad enough, they brought your grandparents into it? That had to suck. Anyway, I hope everything turns out ok. I'm sure it will. They're your parents, you know?

I once met a man named Eugene in Eugene once. And, the answer is "yes"...his penis was huge.

No they're not. They're saying "OOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!! GET THIS BUILDING OFF OF ME!!!" ...too soon?

Bill & Melinda Gates Donate $10 BILLION To Fund Life-Saving Vaccine Program... http://www.cnn.com/2010/BUSINESS/01/29/davos.bill.gates.donates/index.html?hpt=T2 Wow. :hatsoff:

We have support troops in hundreds of countries as it is. No big deal. Combat troops are the ones that need to get the fuck out of there. PS - Did anyone else notice the stone faces on the Armed ****** members in the audience during Obama's announcement that he was going to work with Congress...

He's bringing all of the troops home from Iraq by August. I bet those grades that people were handing out just jumped up a bit, huh?

http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/01/27/obama.gays.military/index.html?hpt=T1 It's sad that we (as a nation) still care if our soldiers are gay or not. Who gives a ****, you know? Isn't that what people said about slavery? :dunno:

What the fuck is Whattaburger? Ohio doesn't have those. Nor did Illinois. I think you're just making **** up Jag, you crazy clown.

Considering the absolute shithole of a mess that he inherited, I'd say that he's done a fairly good job with what he had to work with. He hasn't followed through with all of his promises yet, but he still has 3 years left in office to do so. But, to give him a fair and honest grade for his...

Re: Cleveland: Explosion Destroys Homes, Leaving 50+ Neighborhood Families Homeless.. In this neighborhood, that is especially true. Most of the homes in this area are anywhere between 50-100 years old. And, a lot of the inner workings haven't been updated since the original build date...

http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2010/01/explosion_on_clevelands_west_s.html I live about 2 miles away from where this took place. So, this literally hit close to home for me. This written news article doesn't do this story justice; it really doesn't. So, since I live in Cleveland, allow me...

I could react to this in two different ways... 1) I could use my words as a weapon and fucking tear you apart in such a manner that you would never want to come back to this forum again. Don't believe me? Ask the countless number of ignorant fucks that I've owned on this forum. Oh wait, you...

What kind of shovel? Like, a garden shovel? One that digs graves? Or is it one of those plastic shovels that comes along with those little plastic sand buckets that little **** take to the beach? And, how long is the handle? Is the handle curved? Will it gently tickle my prostate or just...

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2010/01/25/hln.pn.suicide.at.nine.cnn?hpt=T2 (video - short ad in beginning) There's no article, but to give you some information on the story... On Thursday, Montana Lance, a 9 year old boy committed suicide. While at school, the fourth grader asked...

Ok, anything that starts off with "TRUE STORY" prooooobably isn't true.

Is that Miley Cyrus in your avatar? If so, I bet that's the face she would make if you tried to slip a thumb in her butt.