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There's a saying that tells you "broken hearts will mend", but...they won't. Once something is broken, it can't be fixed. It can only be given the appearance or the illusion of being fixed (via glue, tape, whatever), but it doesn't change the fact that it's still broken. FYI - My heart is...

Hmm, that would be pretty awesome if it worked. I'll try doing that tomorrow and see if it works.

Does anybody know what the deal is with Create-A-Wrestlers and their attributes? I mean, I know how to boost the CAW attributes, but everytime you create a new wrestler, they start off as 39 overall...which sucks. Is there a code or something I can unlock to boost their stats without having to...

Whaaaaat? I mean, fucking around with a 3 year old is an absolutely inexcusable offense, but so is marching your *** into a field, making him strip naked and shooting him to death. What a fucking scumbag.

:o...I'll masturbate you.

I'd be willing to spend no more than $64. What my baby wants, my baby gets...unless it's expensive. Then my baby can go fuck herself.

I haven't shaven in a few weeks. I haven't cut my hair either, so I look pretty gross. Not that it's unusual for me to look hideous, it's just...eh, forget it. I look horrible right now. Now I know what Robert Pattinson must feel like.

Gee, I wonder how long it's going to take for some overly analytic, super-sensitive douchenozzle to come in here and lecture us all about how nobody is homosexual or heterosexual and that we're all bi-sexuals. :rolleyes: Homosexuality is no joke, Plasma. Jokes are funny and homosexuality...

Windows Anti-Virus Pro is a virus that, if you don't catch quickly enough, will disrupt your computer's ability to run commonly used programs and utilities that are Windows based, such as Windows Media Player, Microsoft Internet Explorer, Windows Explorer, System Restore, etc. Apparently, I...

I tried that (and much more), but Windows Anti-Virus Pro disables your computer's ability to run utilities such as System Restore. I used MalwareBytes to delete the virus from my HD, but apparently it didn't remove all of the files, because it eventually made my laptop believe that it didn't...

Here's a question I have about external HDs... What happens if my external HD can no longer be recognized by my laptop for some reason? IE - what if my USB port goes bad or there are errors with a driver? It was the same problem I was having before. I THOUGHT I had cleaned my HD from all of...

I found a $20 bill once, but it was all covered in semen and I didn't want to pick it up and get it all over my hands. So...I used my mouth. Then, to make it worse, I realized it wasn't even a $20 bill. It was some guy's penis!!!

Deal with it. That's all you can do. I've had a beard (most of the time) for the past few years. At first, it suuuuucks because it's so itchy, but you do get used to it. Then, after you shave it off, you miss it. Be good to your beard. Make it feel loved and make it feel like the only...

Whatever my legacy is, it's going to be gay. Reeeeeally, really gay.

Wow, your *** sounds like a huge pussy. :rolleyes:

Who are the assholes that are voting for 20-25 seconds? Do you have any idea how LONG that is? Look at a clock and watch 20 seconds tick by...you don't cum for that long. Not even dudes with huuuuuge cumshots cum for 20 seconds. Liars.

Thanks for the input so far and the kind words. I'm definitely considering an external HD, so I'm going to check out the recommendations and see how much they are around these parts. Well, I went out jogging and when I came to an intersection, a car came around the corner (without seeing me...

I'd go back in time to when BlueBalls was conceived. I just HAVE to know what spawned him, you know? I HAVE to. Also, I want to see his ***'s boobies.

Some of you may have noticed, and some of you may have not (or did, but just didn't care), but I haven't been around lately. Now that I'm back, I need your help. Oh, and just to answer any "where have you been" questions, I've been in the hospital. I got hit by a car and I've been lying in a...

Aww, man...I was hoping to get a little bit of "Now you got to FLYYYYY, FLY TO THE ANGEEEEELS" in this thread.

Ironically, why don't you GOOGLE those things? I'm sure you'll find exactly what you're looking for.

No. Most religious people value their religion over everything else in the world - even love. Which, is pretty fucked up if you think about it. Most religions do nothing but preach about how important love is, yet, those same religions have rules when it comes to love - who you can love, what...

You mean, words like these?... The only epic fail is your attempt at making fun of people in this thread. Eh, well...that and your friend's attempt at being sexy. Self shots in the mirror? Yeah, that's not overplayed at all. Blurry, poor quality pictures from a low end camera? I'm...

http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=3742073&postcount=83 http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=3745054&postcount=85 I'm extremely sick at the moment and my throat hurts like crazy every time I swallow - my throat hurts really bad right now from laughing at those posts, but...it's sooooo...

HAHAHAHAHAHA Speaking of epic fails...let's talk about that lame attempt at a joke, shall we? Am I in my elementary school lunchroom right now? Well, I don't see any Ren & Stimpy t-shirts or any sausage links on my styrofoam tray, so I must not be. Yet, the jokes seem sooooo familiar...

And, if not...I guess I'll just be giving the whole world a show. A rather disturbing show, but a show none-the-less.

Aww, good for you. :)

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/10/20/treating.with.heroin/index.html Hmm, I wonder why it reduced crime. Hmm... Ahh, I see. It must've reduced crime because THE HEROIN ADDICTS WERE GETTING THEIR HEROIN FOR FREE, SO THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO MUG AND/OR STEAL FROM PEOPLE TO GET IT. Maybe, I don't...

Yes, you do. And, an ugly 14 year old girl at that. Congratulations. PS - If you can't take criticism from a porn forum, you should probably stop posting your pictures here. It's not that hard to figure out, ma'am.

It's been so long that...umm...well, let's put it this way... The last time I had sex, TIM COUCH was the Browns quarterback.

The sound of my *** taking a post-chili dump in the bathroom.

Well, for the same reason that you tease all of us with your erotic stories - because you're a woman and you can.

This thread is still alive? For fuck's sake, it's older than the girl in these pictures is now. Seriously, she's like fucking 14 years old. Sick. Nobody wants to see you nude and nobody wants to see you NON-nude, so stop posting poor quality pictures of your more-than-likely-*********...

Just in case anybody is interested (which they probably won't be)... For those of you who had the pleasure (er, horror) of watching the Browns/Steelers game from this past Sunday, you will know what I'm talking about. For those of you who didn't, allow me to explain - the Browns were actually...

You're the one freaking out and, if you didn't notice, you just called us all motherfuckers (excuse me, "mothafuckas") and you're trying to say that WE'RE rude? Relax. And, my source is knowledge of the law. But, from your lack of English skills and continuous use of terrible grammar, I'm...

Obviously, you have no clue as to how extremely fake that ALL types of pornography are. Those girls that are video taped taking a **** are IN ON IT. For all intensive purposes, they're actresses that are willingly letting somebody tape them. Now, in respect to "upskirt" videos...for some...

Why, so I can answer you with the same exact thing again? :dunno:

I can't recall the exact name and, to be quite honest, the movie was so fucking terrible that it's not even worth Googling to get the correct title for it, but...that one fantasy movie with Jason Statham in it was one of the most God awful fucking movies I've ever seen. It's called Something...

Yeah, he's deeeeefinitely overrated. Also, I feel that Martin Scorsese, Clint Eastwood, Quentin Tarantino, George Lucas and maaaaaybe Ron Howard are definitely on that list as well.

Well, considering that taping people having sex (or acting in a sexual manner) without their consent, especially behind closed doors that lie on private property, putting it on the internet and/or on video AND making money off of it is totally *******, I'm willing to bet that 99.9999999999% of...

What if your pinky is bigger than your penis?

And you knoe how to spell. :rofl:

H...ho...h...I mean... HOW?

I hope you come back soon, just so you can laugh at the message that's directly below me. Also, so we can watch the Season 3 DVD set of One Tree Hill together.

I'm good, m'lady. I've been whacking around my penis a lot lately, so I'm all smiles. Yourself?

What's pubic hair?

What about a naked, short haired weirdo?

FreeOnes? What's that?

First of all, your friend looks like she's only 15 or 16 years old. Secondly, tell your friend to clean her fucking room.

I had this exact conversation with one of my female friends once. She is an extremely honest person when she talks to me, so she doesn't hide anything. Anyway, she said that a lot of the girls that she knew would say things like "porn is funny" because they don't want us, as men, to know that...