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Well, if they're going to consider putting a slice of cheese on a hamburger some sort of free gift, then they should also go as far to punish people who put too much salt on the fries, top the McChickens with too much lettuce or fill cups with too much soda. Fuck.

He he he...you said "dump".

It's not a real nickname that's used by the majority of the public, but my friends and I call Zydrunas Ilgauskas "The Big Euro". Oh totally. I can't fucking believe that it took someone more than 5 seconds to realize that his name actually SPELLS "The Riot". It's so perfect.

Fuck me? Well...fuck THAT!!! AHH!!! Now I'm hating that!!! You *** of a...

Whaaaat? How can you possibly **** THAT?

Put your penis in my mouth. :shocked: ... ... ... ...umm, I mean sue them.

I **** that everybody in the US seems to be so fucking fake. We're all slaves to society and nobody thinks for themselves anymore. It's sad. It's really fucking sad. As a country, we are probably the most generous and accomodating nation in the world, but as individuals, we are nothing but...

I don't really care about either of them. Sure, it's nice to see that I have more posts and have been around longer than some people, but that doesn't mean anything. It just means that I have nothing better to do, so I post on a porn forum frequently. No big whoop. And, most of the rep that...

I didn't even think of that. HAHAHAHA, it's amazing that the Saints won that game. The Vikings LITERALLY handed it to them.

I was never aware of such a ban. Not that we Americans would go haggis crazy or anything if we were allowed to buy it, but...it's still stupid.

Yeah, what DO they do with all of the bodies? :dunno:

Mr. Greg, If there was a used dildo, one that had obviously been inserted anally, sitting on your front porch one morning and you saw that you're *** was walking up to your house, which would obviously mean that she would pass the said dildo on her way to the front door, would you... A) Kick...

HAHAHAHA, awesome.

Let's remember that the Vikings turned the ball over to the Saints 5 times. And, they only managed to win by a field goal in overtime. I wouldn't be too confident about the Super Bowl if I was a Saints fan.

See, here's the funny thing - you are annoyed that one would even dare to compare you to a prostitute, as if what they do is so wrong or immoral or something. Well, not all people think that being a porn star is the most kosher of lifestyles. Personally, I don't give a ****. To each their...

STDiva, do you mind? ... ... lolwut?

Where exactly did I call you a prostitute? :dunno: I asked you and Jane a genuine question and you chose to respond with telling me that I should either Google the answer or just rely on my common sense. Is that what you consider research? Would Googling **** or applying common sense make me...

But, common sense would tell you that escorting is no different than being a pornstar. Like I said, the only difference (from what I see) is that escorts are paid to have sex with strangers, whereas, porn stars are paid to have sex with people who work in the adult film industry. I'm not...

Can I ask a serious question? Neither of you are the first pornstar to ever voice their opinion on escorting, but it has always intrigued me to know why female pornstars sometimes almost get offended by the assumption that they do escorting as well. I'm not saying that either of you are...

self pic + shirtless + cliche douche bag muscle man pose -------------------------------------------------------- = HAHAHAHAHA hilariously contradictory username x lame high school body

You know, I've been thinking about this for some reason and something strikes me as being completely hilarious. People are getting into an uproar because some the US soldier's rifles contain references to biblical verses. And, those people are upset because of the messages that the references...

Please tell me that's the ELO - Out Of The Blue album cover in your avatar. Aaaaawesome. I was searchin', SEARCHIN', on a one way streeeeet I was hopin', HOPIN', for a chance to meeeeet I was waiting for the operator on the liiiiine

Here's what I think should happen... Batista should die. Soon.

...who dat?

Dude, your post looks like an entry on an online dictionary.

If it makes you feel any better, you're not really alone. The next time you go, look 6 rows behind you, 4 seats to the left. That's where I usually sneak in, so I can observe you. And, also so I can masturbate while you watch "P.S. I Love You".

My *** can beat up your ***.

Let me tell you something about Martin Luther King Jr. Day and the stereotypes that surround it... I went to a friend's house on Monday to ***** a few beers and play some video games. Well, we got a little too ***** and neither of us was able to drive. And, I didn't really feel like spending...

Shouldn't people be more upset at the fact that we're STILL OVERSEAS? No, no...that would make too much sense. It obviously makes more sense to bitch about the inscriptions that are on the sights for *** that our soldiers carry. Who cares about religion anyway? Do you think Aman Mohammed...

I'm willing to be that most people voted for this guy solely based on his influence on the healthcare bill. They probably know nothing about him, except for that he's going to vote "no". Thanks, America. Way to vote responsibly. :rolleyes: God, we're so fucking stupid.

It annoys me that you were watching an X-Files movie. Well, unless you were doing it without a shirt on. Then, it might not annoy me so much.

The Flats is a fucking garbage part of town. I can't believe they're trying to fund a rebuilding project for it. It was good when it first developed (when it was nice shops, upper scale restaurants and businesses), but ever since they redeveloped it and changed everything over to trendy...

Re: Ron Paul on CNN talks about War on ***** and Legalization of ***** (April 15, 200 Yup, the food industry is FULL of people who take *****. And, I know a **** load of them. But, I still don't know a ***********. Yeah, my one "friend" sells pot, but that's about it. I live in a suburb of...

Yes, there are going to be people on both sides of this. I'm on one side and it seems that a lot of people are on the other side. And, that's fine. We can all feel however we want to feel about it and there's nothing wrong about that. But, $26 BILLION is still $26 BILLION, no matter what...

Re: Ron Paul on CNN talks about War on ***** and Legalization of ***** (April 15, 200 Unless you are really serious about the ***** you are taking, I'm willing to bet that it would be rather hard to even find somebody to buy ***** from off of the street. I used to smoke pot a few years back...

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I'd be mad if I was on Facebook too.

Whaaaaat? People being allowed to have their own opinions on FreeOnes? You crazy.

...is getting the **** off of my dick. I gots to make a livin' somehow.

$26 BILLION? That's a pretty huge drop. And, the system in which we use that money isn't working, which is why our healthcare system is in shambles. If we used that money properly, things might actually work. But, that's another story. Do you realize how much help that $26 BILLION could've...

How did it work out? Especially in the large measure, how did it work out? I wasn't aware that the people who lost their homes because of the financial crisis got their houses back. I wasn't aware that the billions and billions of dollars that the mortgage companies ***** out of it's loan...

That means that at least 16 dudes have fucked this girl? Why? The top half of her face look-a like-a mang. Oh, and what a slut.

They don't make mirrors big enough for that.

I'd pray to God that I haven't whacked my cock around to one of her movies yet. ...then, I'd go whack my cock around to one of her movies.

Unfortunately, a lot of cities ***** their officers to meet a predetermined goal of handing out fines. If they don't meet their quota, that officer can get demoted or fired. Money talks, even when it comes to public safety.

Is it just me or does this year's playoffs suuuuuck? The only game that was half way decent was the Green Bay/Arizona game, but I don't give a **** about either of those teams, so I didn't really care about it. It's nothing but blowouts so far. It sucks.

I want that quote on a poster.

Is that supposed to be a lot or something? 46 bottles in a year? That's not even one a week. Pansy asses. They should be ******** milk anyway. Right, Kurt Angle? wwzjPb36p6M

Some agents are just so used to being able to carry their *** everywhere that it just slips their mind sometimes. It's just hilarious that it happens at airports though. I mean, of aaaaall the places...:rolleyes: My ****** is an agent on the United States Border Patrol who is in charge of a...

http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d815c91c1&template=with-video-with-comments&confirm=true Being a lifelong Bears fan, this hurts. Not only is it sad that a player from my favorite team has ****** on, but at such a young age. For someone who was so young and in, what appeared to be...