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Aww, my *** used to say that to me every night before she would tuck me into bed. :******: But, to keep things on topic here... Dani Woodward. Dani Woodward. Dani... ... ... ...Woodward.

I'm definitely in on this, Bodie. Here are my picks (the bold, blue teams are my predicted winners)... Dec 22 Las Vegas --- BYU vs Oregon State Dec 23 Poinsietta --- Utah vs California Dec 24 Hawaii --- SMU vs Nevada Dec 26 Meineke --- North Carolina vs Pittsburgh Dec 26 Little Ceasars ---...

...****** YOUR ROOMMATE?!?!?! :eek: http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/12/11/nursing.home.*******/index.html And who said old people were boring? FYI - I used the wrong "to/too" at the end of the thread title. It should be "to", damnit.

No, but I've slapped a bitch and smacked a ho.

See, here's where I think we are differing in our points of view... I believe that there is a difference between loving somebody and being in love with somebody. I love my parents, but I'm not in love with them. Just because I'm not in love with them and they're not in love with me, doesn't...

I don't care what the results of this contest are, Dani Woodward is #1 in my book. Seriously, can a woman get any more beautiful? If she was here with me right now, I'd offer to take her to McDonald's. And, I'd let her order whateeeeever she wanted...as long as it was on the dollar menu. Or...

No, not every single person uses it to be a "friend fiend", but I don't know a lot of people who use it for other reasons. It's geared towards teenagers and younger, still impressionable college ****. But, since our society does nothing but go along with the current trends and most popular...

Wwwwwhat? :dunno: Just because the other person doesn't feel the same way about you, doesn't mean that what you feel for them isn't love. Even though my ex-girlfriend broke my heart and never truly loved me (although she claimed that she did), I still love her. Why? Because, the feeling...

No, that's the one from the 70's. Umm, maaaaaybe??? :dunno:

I know a ton of people who don't use Facebook. But, then again, I don't know that many 15 year old girls. :tongue: Sooooo, you would just put it on their Facebook page? How ridiculous is that? It's such a terrible way to cop out of an actual conversation with someone that you're supposedly...

I was flipping through the channels the other night and I came across a movie called "Pleasure Party". It was on HBO, Cinemax or Showtime (I don't remember which one exactly) but there was an actress who played a girl named "Jenna" in the movie and I can't figure out who she is. I've Googled...

It's called e-mail and adults have been using it for yeeeeears. Plus, if you have to rely on Facebook or MySpace to even keep in touch with your friends, they're prooooobably not your friends to begin with. :dunno:

Yeah, THEY didn't feel true love if they left you, but that doesn't mean that YOU didn't feel true love.

The love I've had for others has been real, but the love that I thought I was getting in return was nothing but bullshit. Sooooo, yeah.

I used to work at a Hallmark (HA HA) and people would always give me dirty looks if I said "Merry Christmas", even if they were buying CHRISTMAS products. They could be buying wrapping paper with CHRISTMAS trees on it, CHRISTMAS cards (etc), and some people would still get upset with me if I...

Re: man... the doctor just order me a RECTAL exam... what should i do? any advice/tou This whole thread is just a bad attempt at hiding the fact that he actually likes things getting slid up his butthole. But, we aaaaall know the truth. ;)

I was actually JUST wondering about this. It's a Christmas miracle!!! Or, just a weird coinkydink. I think it's a great thing.

Ha...who actually took the time to find all of these pictures and make smilies out of them? Whoever it was...you're awesome. And, kind of weird. But, awesome.

Good. Facebook sucks anyway. For the life of me, I still don't get why grown ass adults use that ****. Facebook, MySpace...:face palm:

If you belong to a home owner's association (or a development), you can get kicked out for not following the rules and guidelines; rules and guidelines, by the way, that you have to agree to when you move into the development. Like I said, it's most definitely a stupid thing to get all riled up...

Hopefully one of the Colonel's tools is a wrench, so he can disassemble that flag pole. ZOING!!! No, but he belongs to a HOMEOWNER'S ASSOCIATION. Like it or not, they make the rules and, as the article says, they have the jurisdiction to enforce those rules, like it or not. If this guy...

If POV movies were supposed to be realistic and give the viewers the perspective of my life, then all you guys would see in those video clips would be my left hand, whacking my cock around for a few minutes and then blowing a wad on my thighs.

Here's a question... Does the climate really change or does it just shift slighty as time goes by?

That is the single most confusing thing about women. Not that men are exempt from having a similar way of life, but women do the following thing and it annoys the **** out of me... They tell you (as a man) that they (as a woman) want a guy who is going to love them for them; not for their...

Exactly. Zeppelin has songs that are sooooo much better than Stairway To Heaven, yet it still is classified as one of, if not THE, best song of all-time. No...just, no. Yes. They are the most over-rated band of all-time.

I'm gonna ***** milk and listen to Foreigner.

Shh...you'll give away my secret. Because Stone Cold said so.

Umm... THAT is how they end the article? Like, they chose THAT as the climax to the story? Of all the elements of the story, THAT is what they chose to close with? ...ridiculous. "And now we go to Cynthia Johnson with some breaking news. Cynthia?" "Thank you, Jack. In the eve of such a...

Gilmore Gi...HAHAHAHA, I can't even say that without laughing.

Whaaaaat? You're crazy. :rolleyes: Nothing turns me on more than hearing a 235 lb, bearded man with a fair amount of chest hair telling some random girl to suck his cock like she was trying to get the last bits of meat off of a chicken bone or to finger his asshole like she was trying to find...

Alright, I know that people have emotions and that sometimes they can get the best of us, but... Don't you find it kind of discomforting that a girl you just had sex with was thinking about somebody else? And, that somebody else was her ex-boyfriend? Personally, I'd be a little upset about...

Who cares what kind of language is getting used in porn? These girls (and guys) are fucking random people on camera for money...I think they have bigger issues than the language they hear. And, the act of selling your body for money is degrading in itself, so having someone talk dirty to you...

Nothing you say makes any sense. You and middlefingerluv would get along pretty well.

Your type is the type with a penis then?

$15,000 for what? Either way, it sounds like a scam to me.

My cock? No. Someone else's cock? Well, is it still considered "caught" if you wanted them to walk in on you?

They disregard A LOT of factors and do nothing but try to act as if we (humans) are 100% responsible for what is happening to our planet. George Carlin was right when he said that we, as humans, are arrogant; we're arrogant to think that we can influence this world in such a big way, even...

Brian Baldinger

What? What? What? What?

You probably are, you dick. Knock it off.

Speaking of "ass", have you tried the fertilizer function yet? :eek:

...my ***'s birthday? He turns 60 today though, not 68. Wait...oooooh, that's not what you were...ahh...I see.

That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of aaaaass...

Maybe you were just terrible. I mean, I'm pretty bad at it, but I've never made a girl CRY before. Sooooo, you must suck pretty hard.

Sooooo, you're gay? :dunno:

I **** up this morning after a 2 day binge ******** weekend and THIS is the first thing I see? :dunno: ...well, technically the first thing I saw was my penis, but you get the point.

Of all the posts that get deleted for going "off topic" in different threads recently, all of our posts in this thread have certainly survived for a long, looooong time, don't ya think? And, like 90% of them have nooooothing to do with the thread topic. ****, we're actually just making fun of...

Ahh, that's better. :thumbsup:

Skim through this thread and notice how many ****** members and closed accounts there are. :1orglaugh

Yup. That and Fringe are awesome. But, I don't think Fringe is really a drama though, is it? Eh, who cares, it's awesome.