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  1. ChefChiTown

    Say Something Nice About Another Member

    gunslingbird has a huge penis.
  2. ChefChiTown

    Colts or Saints - Somebody's O has got to go!

    The Colts' remaining games are against Tennessee, Denver, @Jacksonville, New York Jets and @Buffalo. Tennessee and Denver will more than likely give them a good game. The good thing for them is that those games are at home, so that gives them a slight advantage. I don't see the Colts losing...
  3. ChefChiTown

    How Many Time A Month Do you Have Sex

    With someone else - 0 With myself - 4 or 5 (HAHAHA, that's STILL bad!!!)
  4. ChefChiTown

    Fun Wrestling Game

    I haven't even wrestled a match yet. I'm still kinda playing around with it. So far, it's not the greatest wrestling sim, but it's not all that bad either.
  5. ChefChiTown

    Sarah Clyne aka Sarah C

    Re: Do you know about the gorgeous, Sarah Clyne? Wrong again, sir. There are no great songs by Rush. Lucky for me, I wear a size 28 shoe.
  6. ChefChiTown

    Sarah Clyne aka Sarah C

    Re: Do you know about the gorgeous, Sarah Clyne? ...bingo.
  7. ChefChiTown

    Insurance Runs Out For 12-Year-Old Boy Without Arm

    This *** doesn't have an arm. Does that suck? Yes. Will it **** him? No, absolutely not. This isn't a life or death situation for this ***, so his lack of further financial assistance from his insurance company isn't a big deal. Now, if he had a medical condition (from the time he was...
  8. ChefChiTown

    Insurance Runs Out For 12-Year-Old Boy Without Arm

    Once again, end of story. Is it kind of stupid that this ***'s situation would be different if he lived in a different state? Yes. But, that's how our country works. We're the United States of America, not America. Each state has it's own rules, laws and government. It just so happens that...
  9. ChefChiTown

    Got ****???

    Gulden Draak...enough said.
  10. ChefChiTown

    The Work They Do...

    Ok, maildude...what'd ya do?
  11. ChefChiTown

    Free?

    I'm just taking a shot in the dark here, but... English is NOT your first language. Correct? And, yet another shot in the dark, but... Reality is NOT your place of residency?
  12. ChefChiTown

    Ex-coworker ex-girl drama

    That's as far as I had to read. No. The answer is no. I don't know what the question is, but the answer is no.
  13. ChefChiTown

    Dave Grohl

    I don't think you can really count "acoustic" and "electric" guitars are being two seperate instruments. Technically, they are, but they're still both guitars and are played in pretty much the same exact way. But, I think that both Prince and Dave Grohl are incredibly talented. They're just...
  14. ChefChiTown

    Your favorite cancelled TV shows

    What are the guidelines of being "cancelled"...??? I mean, technically, almost all TV shows are canceled. It's just a matter of how long they're on the air. But, I would have to say that Arrested Development, Worst Week and Judgment Day (a video game review show on G4, before it became a...
  15. ChefChiTown

    Why Freeones Team Members can't have rep points ???

    It was during, actually.
  16. ChefChiTown

    Why Freeones Team Members can't have rep points ???

    Petra answered this question for me once, but it was a while ago and I toooootally forget the answer.
  17. ChefChiTown

    OSCM-Only Sub Forum

    What about a pizza forum? Ooooor, a taco forum?
  18. ChefChiTown

    People!

    (insert "stroke" joke here)
  19. ChefChiTown

    1 in 4 Teen Girls Have a Sexually Transmitted Disease

    Considering the amount of blatant sluttiness that is exhibited by today's youth, I'm honsestly surprised that it's ONLY 1 in 4.
  20. ChefChiTown

    Fun Wrestling Game

    I just signed up for it. I uh, I'm just kind of trying to figure it out now.
  21. ChefChiTown

    Lady GaGa: Hot or Not?

    Eww, not. She look-a like a mang.
  22. ChefChiTown

    People!

    ...wwwwwhat?
  23. ChefChiTown

    33 ******* Aliens break into Turkey Point Nuclear Power Plant

    Let's be realistic here... There are probably more than 33 ******* immigrants WORKING at that power plant.
  24. ChefChiTown

    How lucky can you get?

    Can someone please explain to me what happened in the tennis clip? I uh...I don't get it. :dunno:
  25. ChefChiTown

    Insurance Runs Out For 12-Year-Old Boy Without Arm

    ...end of story. I don't see why this is even news. People get denied further coverage via medical insurance all the time. Insurance companies haven't and won't ever agree to supply any of their clients with an endless supply of financial assistance. When you buy medical insurance (or...
  26. ChefChiTown

    the rumors are true"Win a Date With Nikki Nova"

    I have absolutely NO idea what an Encherito is...:confused: They must not sell it here in Cleveland. Either that, or I'm too busy being ***** off of my ass at 4AM when I'm actually there. Yeeeeeah, it's probably the ***** thing. Actually, it's deeeeefinitely the ***** thing. I don't think...
  27. ChefChiTown

    300,000 ******* To Be Slaughtered At Festival

    I'm assuming that they're going to be eating the meat from the sacrificed ******* and use various parts of their bodies (leather, skin, bones, etc) in a useful manner, so I don't see what the big deal is. We (as humans) sacrifice millions of ******* every single day, but it's just accepted...
  28. ChefChiTown

    Wayyyyy OT. How can I get onion smell off my hands?

    Take some flour or some corn starch and mix it with just a tiiiiiny bit of water; almost enough to make a really dry paste. Rub that over your hands and let it sit for 15-30 seconds. Wash your hands. The smell should be gone.
  29. ChefChiTown

    Thanksgiving Traditions?

    My Thanksgiving tradition is the following... 1) **** up early for some reason 2) Get annoyed while my *** watches the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and points out all of the stupid balloons to me as they pass by 3) Wonder why my *** put the turkey into the oven at 5 in the morning 4) Count...
  30. ChefChiTown

    **** CRIMES: Stop teaching ****, homophobia *****....

    First of all, I'm not siding with the ********, so I don't know why you think that I would even be defending him or condoning his actions. I haven't said anything that sides me with the ******** and I haven't said anything that condones his actions. Secondly (just to play Devil's advocate)...
  31. ChefChiTown

    **** CRIMES: Stop teaching ****, homophobia *****....

    How am I the one who is speculating when it clearly states that they are still investigating this case, because they are clearly trying to find out if it is or isn't a **** crime? :dunno: Also, if the killer admitted that he was a homophobe, it doesn't automatically mean that he ****** this...
  32. ChefChiTown

    The Ladies Thread For (Female Members & Official Checked Star Members) *Us Ladies*

    Re: The Ladies Thread For (Female Members & Official Checked Star Members) *Us Ladies There, I fixed it.
  33. ChefChiTown

    **** CRIMES: Stop teaching ****, homophobia *****....

    Then why are the police still investigating this, trying to find a motive? You dismissed my statements about **** crimes because you have to - you have nothing to rebut my comments with, so you're "ignoring" them. Why? I can't insinuate that a gay *** could do something that warrants an ass...
  34. ChefChiTown

    have you ever had sex in front of your pet?

    How 'bout you, Dave Attell? What are your thoughts? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6F9y5O8OoE
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    **** CRIMES: Stop teaching ****, homophobia *****....

    First of all... More people die at the hands of tolerant people than they do at the hands of homophobes. I grew up in the city that has the second highest number of gay people per capita in the United States (second to San Francisco) and I have honestly never seen much **** crime take place...
  36. ChefChiTown

    Has PornstarsPunishment gone too far?

    I don't think that preview showed anything (to me, anyway) that went "too far". I mean, they are paid actors and they're well aware of what they're going to be doing while they're on set. Now, I don't agree with the genre, or the fetish in general (I actually think that people who are into...
  37. ChefChiTown

    Bowl with OCSMs Jayden Jaymes and Nikki Benz!

    Since this event is for ********, I'm assuming you don't mean sex toys...:dunno: Either way, I'm totally bringing a Transformer. But, not like a good Transformer. I'll bring a crappy one, like Seaspray or Wheelie.
  38. ChefChiTown

    Smackdown VS Raw 2010...

    I tried out that method last night and it works; fairly well too. But, I think it's better to just have 2 of your CAWs wrestle eachother in a regular 1-on-1 match, because it goes much, much quicker and you actually gain more attribute points than when you do an Iron Man match. I just let the...
  39. ChefChiTown

    Sarah Clyne aka Sarah C

    Re: Do you know about the gorgeous, Sarah Clyne? Ha...you're funny.
  40. ChefChiTown

    the rumors are true"Win a Date With Nikki Nova"

    Would it help my chances of winning if I offered to pay for dinner? You can get anything you want off of the Taco Bell late night menu. Aaaaanything you want. Disclaimer - You can get anything you want, as long as it costs less than $1.79, as I will only be bringing a $5 bill on our date and...
  41. ChefChiTown

    What grated your cheese this year, 2009?

    My...cheese...grater...did...???
  42. ChefChiTown

    the rumors are true"Win a Date With Nikki Nova"

    Fun date? Sooooo, that means we get to play Laser Tag? I mean, it's not a fun date unless there's Laser Tag involved. Sweet, I'm gonna go get my gear ready. PEW PEW PEW!!!
  43. ChefChiTown

    Painless or painful death

    Who is to say that there can be a death that isn't painful? Even if we die in our *****, how does anybody know that it's peaceful? It could, perhaps, be the most excrutiatingly painful experience imaginable - not counting having to sit through the Sex & The City movie of course. BING!!!
  44. ChefChiTown

    Man arrested for FINDING *** in his backyard

    Serves him right, for having a backyard.
  45. ChefChiTown

    Did man really land on the Moon ?

    Other than a shaky video tape (which has been scientifically ripped apart and analyzed, leading to the belief that it's fake) and the words of a few people who apparently stepped foot on the moon, exactly what proof is there that man landed on the moon?
  46. ChefChiTown

    Black in Wrestling

    The fact that the author of this article says that The Rock is black makes anything else that he has to say about the WWE and Vince McMahon's so-called racism completely uncredible. But, just to answer the question as to why there aren't so many black superstars that headline Wrestlemania (or...
  47. ChefChiTown

    Stephane Spielman RIP

    Chris Spielman is one of my all-time favorite players and I'm sorry to hear about this. First, his career ends due to a neck injury and now this. Damn.
  48. ChefChiTown

    There IS A God...

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/19/oprah.ends.show/index.html Ahh, I can ***** easy tonight. :)
  49. ChefChiTown

    Policeman who used Taser *** to subdue 10-year-old girl suspended

    Ok, first of all, is there any need to use a taser on a 10 year old girl? I mean, seriously, is there? Ok, maybe if she had a *** or a *****, but nowhere in this story did I see such evidence. Sure, the ****** gave the officer permission to use the taser, but that doesn't mean that it was...
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