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I gotta stop eating at Roberto's. My daily Zeeb was a little fiery again. Had to wipe a little more daintily than usual.

freethoughtproject: Another reason people don't trust or respect WillE.Himmler

If she can rock a bikini like this: I'm totally down with moving to Iceland.

And Hilldebeast will still never be President.

Peaceful protesters don't show up at political events prepared to fight police or counter protesters with bats, 2x4s with nails sticking out, gas masks, bottles of ***** or soda cans filled with cement. These turds got exactly what they deserved.

teRqxd5nBzs Phoenix PD shows Charlottesville how to get **** done.

“The reason the Secret Service is ****** to work its agents on unsustainable overtime and travel schedules has little to do with the size of Trump’s ******. The portfolio of protectors expanded dramatically after the September 11 attacks during the G.W. Bush administration, too. It also has...

I could've done a little better and maybe I'll try again because I haven't practiced in a while but writing in that pig Latin really takes its toll, mang. It'll be in his mailbox in a couple hours.

Kinda gay but I'll do that, just for you.

Being the inquisitive soul that I am I googled OliviaJohnson905 and this is what I found: First off, if she's from Iceland why are all the links in Korean? Chinese? Secondly, "Sgt marine Angela, United States Military Sergeant?" Seems legit. Third, she goes from 'how's the weather' to...

I sincerely doubt the Secret Service has a harder time protecting the Trumps than they did the Kennedy ******. And even if money was an issue (which I also doubt) they'd find a way to get by. I'd be willing to bet someone loyal to the Stompy Foot regime or Stompy himself had a hand in fucking...

I'm going to have to put meester on ignore just so I don't get retarded by accidental contact. Holy fuck.

"Mostly pissful."

Billions.

Nice try. I fucking know you are Grandpa Joe with a cloned account. Enjoy your cabbage soup while your ******** works her fingers to the bone so you can freeload, scumbag.

So I found his house. It's near UMC Hospital. I dropped this in the mailbox.

I googled where his home in Las Vegas is located and it's about two miles from me. I may have to drop off a note for his ******.

Wrong! Pumpkin Spice Latte is literally the product of Satan's testicles. You may have espresso, cappuccino, or just a regular cuppa Joe but anything else including the unicorn frappe or anything that includes the words "lowfat, skim, soy, half-caff, mocha, or chai" is a communist/Antifa plot...

I took a nice, solid zeab today. Hardly even had to wipe.

Are you ever going to answer the questions?

Froilaven. I remember fondly the Labor Day MDA telethons and how much he'd wear himself out, going from looking fairly sharp in his tuxedo to looking like he'd spent 20 hours playing poker, his tie undone, bags under his eyes and a kind of weariness that was almost palpable. Back in the 70's...

Pastrami or corned beef?

The Carnegie Deli has awesome pastrami and corned beef but their prices are a ripoff. Bigly. When I was a lot younger the Horseshoe Casino had a deli right across from the sports book. Two slices of good bread; three inches of whatever meat you wanted and a little mustard or whatever condiment...

Anything from the Ron Popeil lineup has my endorsement. Except for that spray on hair ****.

Rick and Morty or ****** Guy? (There is a right answer.)

Pumpkin Spice Latte: Devil's semen or ambrosia?

You Guys, you guys. You remember that time that guy tried to hijack my handle (with less savoir faire) and then the guy tried to hijack the AHOTYs? I membah. What a jagoff.

https://twitter.com/ThomasWictor/status/899074013242081280 This guy is farkin' amaze balls.

I can still call Will an idiot, though, right?

How in the fuck did I post a response and have it appear before your statement? Also, what in the hell are you on about?

how in the fuck?!?

Yeah, I was a little misguided in that.

Yeah, I'm an idiot. I forgot that. Still recovering from yesterday.

http://yournewswire.com/wikileaks-clinton-bribed-6-republicans/amp/

Fifty bucks says Ellison will not be DNC chair in 2020.

Oh, and she's one of the "Day without a woman" and the "women's march" organizers and a completely ugly cunt. http://freebeacon.com/national-security/u-s-judge-orders-convicted-terrorist-rasmea-odeh-deported-strips-her-of-citizenship/

https://twitter.com/ARmastrangelo/status/898918552673112065 My daily Zeeb was a little runny and kind of fiery. I gotta stop eating Roberto's asada fries.

https://twitter.com/ARmastrangelo/status/898918552673112065

Goddamn National Treasure: https://twitter.com/ThomasWictor/status/898759838204743680

About five years ago Romney's niece, you know who I'm talking about, was in Vegas to beg for money from Sheldon Adelson. I met her at some event at the Rio and we got to talking a little. I was half in the bag on free ***** so I let her know exactly how I felt about Mitt. It did not go well.

Not to mention the rollback of several Stompy Foot executive orders and the shake up of several redundant useless federal agencies. The exposure of mainstream media. The revival of a near dead economy. I could go on and on.

Barcelona, Cambrils and now Surgut in Russia. Fantastic work you guys. Nothing says "tolerance and peace" like a group of guys willing to **** fourteen people and injure a couple hundred others with a panel van and a machete to prove it.

He doesn't have the right to free speech, either? And he did flat out condemn white supremacy and the Klan. Just because the Russia/North Korea/Bannon things didn't work out like the lunatics hoped, they have to find something to be outraged about. Fuck your outrage. The man gets **** done.

I'll bet on the group that has trillions of bullets over the group that can't decide which bathroom to use any day of the week.

Mitt Romney. I never thought there'd be a bigger crybaby on the national scene than Alfonse Goreleone.

I loved watching those punk ass bitches at the young turks meltdown on Nov. 8. Who's the swarthy skinned dumbass who looked like someone ****** his puppy? That guy is a fucking idiot.

That does not equate to slavery, you moron.

Way to make it political, asshole. Worry about ****** attacks in your own fucked up country. May their memories be a blessing.