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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    Kathy Griffin: What's Her Deal?

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    Movies/TV series that were so much worse than the books they were based on

    The Green Berets. The book, although a bit dated, is an interesting read. John Wayne trying to portray an active Green Beret Colonel just was not believable. Also, watching that cock smoker George Takei play an ARVN officer is fucking hilarious, because y'know, them oriental-types be...
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    *Breaking* Mass shooting in Orlando Florida industrial park

    So why isn't this in just the regular talk section? I'm just sayin'.
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    Collection of Trump's worst Displays ofStupidity

    You fucks act like Hilldawg and her scumbag advisors didn't start the whole birther movement during the 2008 primaries.
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    Bill Maher

    Maybe he'll fade away like Michael Richards.
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    Porno Dan, Boothbabe and WillE Worm come into a bar...

    Will's not going into the bar because it doesn't have a drag queen review. Or urinals with two way mirrors mounted immediately behind and above the bar with massive dongs blasting **** in his direction. Will loves cock.
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    Hey guys !! Its Taylor Stevens... just a quick Hello :)

    I hope you're feeling better.
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    Poll: Support for Trump's impeachment surges

    We need sarcastifont or something to let us know when you're fucking with the dimwit brigade.
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    Kathy Griffin: What's Her Deal?

    No work done? Are you really that stupid? She's admitted to tons of procedures.
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    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    Vaguely races and delicious. The other night I had all you can eat Korean BBQ at this douchey hipster place on Spring Mountain Rd. And I ate in the company of a really pretty young woman visiting from South Korea. She loved it. But not enough to smooch my boner.
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    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    Beef short rib braised in red ****, Irish fish cakes with remoulade, and a couple other things.
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    2001: A Space Odyssey is the greatest film in cinematic history

    I just watched "War Machine" from Netflix. Vastly superior to anything Stanley Rubik ever produced.
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    Welcome home President Trump

    Goddamn. Macrame's wife looks like that costume designing bitch from The Incredibles or that troll-looking broad from NCIS LA. Woof.
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    Happy National Hamburger Day, Bitches!

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    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    I'm making Boeuf Bourguingon again. I was going to make cherries jubilee for dessert but my *** made a couple of pies. Strawberry reuhbarb, rheubarb, ruhbarb, fuck it. Strawberry and poison celery pie and an apple pie. Doesn't really match my menu selections but those pies are A-okay.
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    Watergate 2.0 in Progress

    Again, unless he commits a crime impeachment is off the table.
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    I can't fake it anymore Trump is a disaster and needs to be impeached

    Impeached? For what? And who's going to do it? Never going to happen.
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    Fox News Channel fires Bob Beckel for telling Juan Williams to save him a piece of fried chicken

    I forgot to add: So long, you snarky cunt. #Schadenboner
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    Fox News Channel fires Bob Beckel for telling Juan Williams to save him a piece of fried chicken

    This news is fucking hilarious. I was waiting for him to punch Jesse Watters in the face but this will do.
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    Trump Revealed Highly Classified Info to Russians

    Even Pelosi Galore has walked this back...sort of. You can never tell what that crazy twat is going to do next. I'm hoping she'll be moved quietly to a retirement home soon.
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    Powers Boothe Has Died

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    Seriously: Be more like Scandinavia.

    Most states' departments of corrections have given up on the concept of rehabilitation. It doesn't work. Recidivists gonna recidivate.
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    Seriously: Be more like Scandinavia.

    No. You and yours proved concentration camps aren't a viable model for corrections. People who have given up their freedoms due to greed, stupidity or bad wiring don't deserve creature comforts. Prisons should be places people don't want to go. Even if it doesn't deter crime it doesn't reward...
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    Seriously: Be more like Scandinavia.

    I'd like to thank Fatty Arbuckle up there for doing his part to ensure Hilldebeast's defeat. Otherwise, I can't wait for that cock swigging scumbag to go into a diabetic ****. The other thing you have forgotten about is how much of a tax burden this type of expenditure will place on a...
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Watergate 2.0 in Progress

    That Clinton cunt would have kept Comey on the job until he committed suicide under suspicious circumstances. Fuck you, Supa. This whole thing was in motion since election night and every fucking leftwit cock chugger was screaming for Comey's head and saying he couldn't be trusted. The...
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    Trump FIRES FBI Director Comey

    You cockchuggers were all about firing him when he allegedly fucked up Hilldebeast's campaign. Hypocrites. And he's not personally investigating ****.
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    Hey...............

    Yeah.............no.
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Macron won the election.

    Well, they get the gubment they deserve. Have fun in your country's transformation into a third world shithole, Johan. Good luck and Godspeed. Ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
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