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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    ISIS claims Las Vegas shooting

    Just fucking stop. I live in Las Vegas. I worked with the cops involved and I cannot fucking believe you're up to this horseshit already. Yes. One fucking guy did it.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    CBS legal executive said that she has no sympathy for the victims

    Mayhem Johnson is wrong. Hummingbirds are fucking awesome. Ancient Aztecs revered them and wanted to reincarnated as hummingbirds because they're so bad ass. They'll ****** fucking anything that goes near their nests without thought. I have a couple hummingbird feeders in my backyard. Those...
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Tom Petty (October 20, 1950 - October 2, 2017)

    LAPD says it did not respond to any incident involving singer Tom Petty; coroner has no report of his death.
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    ISIS claims Las Vegas shooting

    ApolloBalboa Johnson is right, again.
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    Active shooter at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas.

    So he might not have been a Bernie bro like the congressional baseball practice shooter. But he was a delusional anti-Trump, pussy hat wearin' jagoff. Why would his ****** lie?
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    Tom Petty (October 20, 1950 - October 2, 2017)

    ApolloBalboa Johnson is right.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    Active shooter at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas.

    Friends identify Las Vegas police officer ****** in mass shooting So long, Charleston Hartfield. We hardly knew ye.
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    Tom Petty (October 20, 1950 - October 2, 2017)

    I heard "I won't back down" on the radio earlier and thought of the irony. So long, Tom Petty. We hardly knew ye.
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    ISIS claims Las Vegas shooting

    He had one room in a large suite and had two perches from which to shoot. Don't make this a conspiracy.
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Active shooter at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas.

    He shot himself rather than being confronted by the good guys. Go get your fucking shine box.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    Active shooter at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas.

    Partisan Hack Johnson is wrong, again. You cannot get any type of *** you want. The firearms he had were tampered with to become automatic. And tampering with them in that way is a criminal offense in itself.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    Active shooter at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas.

    Pornobh Johnson is wrong. He owned more than 35 firearms and there's no set limit to how many a legal owner may have. If any of his ****** members had any guts they would have stepped up and said, "Fuck yeah, I saw it coming. He's lived like a drifter for years and inherited an outlaw lifestyle...
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    How many women have you had sex with (without paying for it)?

    Ari Dee Johnson is wrong. When a trans "woman" has a baby I'll change my mind.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    How many women have you had sex with (without paying for it)?

    Honestly, I got so much ass in my 20s that I lost count. But you pay for it all one way or another.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Active shooter at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas.

    He shot himself when Metro was breaking down his door, master shake.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    Please Help Puerto Rico

    Xfire Johnson is right.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    Illuminatii, chemtrails, lizardmen, conspiracy theories, nanotechnology and other horseshit.

    I will skull fuck anyone who attempts to turn the Route 91 shootings into a conspiracy theory.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Active shooter at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas.

    I was going off the social media page someone had posted of the first suspected shooter. Everything about that page reeks of someone with TDS. So no, I wasn't trolling. And it wasn't wild speculation at the time.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    Active shooter at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas.

    59 confirmed dead. 500 wounded. On my way to the ***** bank.
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Active shooter at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas.

    https://twitter.com/_mugSHOUT/status/914774455745789952 Marilou Danley is the person of interest. Described as an Asian woman; 4'11". And here's a link to her husband whom several people are fingering as the shooter. Still no positive ID. https://everipedia.org/wiki/geary-danley/ Not a...
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    Active shooter at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas.

    Clark County Sheriff has confirmed at least twenty ******. Suspect has tentatively been identified as a local resident but nothing further yet. Police are looking for a person of interest.
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Active shooter at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas.

    It only took an hour and forty-five minutes to politicize this here. We can do better.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Active shooter at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas.

    Drum magazine. At least that's what's being said on the news.
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    Active shooter at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas.

    One of the shooters is down.
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Active shooter at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas.

    Reports are sketchy, but I've seen the number of deceased as high as 20. The Route 91 Harvest music festival was taking place at an outdoor venue across Las Vegas Blvd from Mandalay Bay. Witnesses stated that shortly after 10pm local time that automatic gunfire erupted from an elevated position...
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    Please Help Puerto Rico

    https://twitter.com/President1Trump/status/914501835452506114 Well, that didn't take too long.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    You like that, huh? Imma start doing that whenever someone posts something I agree with.

    You like that, huh? Imma start doing that whenever someone posts something I agree with.
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Donald Malarkey of 'Band of Brothers' fame has died. He was 96.

    https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2017/10/01/band-of-brothers-hero-donald-malarkey-dies-at-age-96/ So long, Donald. We hardly knew ye.
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Please Help Puerto Rico

    5Uc1pPsKt_s Animus Johnson is right.
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    Please Help Puerto Rico

    Bob Johnson is right. Not only was PR ill-prepared to care for its people before the hurricane (does anybody remember they were begging for a bailout?) but San Juan's mayor is such a fucking lunatic that she's tried to spit in President Trump's eye at the expense of her people's safety. She...
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    Fanta Grape Soda Appreciation Thread

    WELCOME BACK YOU BIG TURD. Seriously, I've become accustomed to your shitposts more so than most because Dirl has been gone so long and nobody makes me fartier than you.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    Politics? Sports? Politics? Sports?

    President Trump is living rent-free in all those idiots heads. All he has to do is say something and they'll do the exact opposite. He got those dumb motherfuckers to kneel before him. He should come out and say "Abortions are the greatest thing ever. Every woman should have at least one."...
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    2017/2018 NCAA Football Thread

    My beloved Hawkeyes almost pulled a YUGE upset. Dat first half, though.
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    Pornstars with fake tits ** Before & After Breast Augmentation / Implants **

    She'd be great if it weren't for all the shitty tattoos.
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    2017/2018 NCAA Football Thread

    I'm not looking forward to the Iowa/Penn State game with any optimism. They had to get to overtime to beat Iowa State the week before last and they kept North Texas in the game way too long. And a few weeks down the road they'll have to play them C_ck__ckers from Columbus. If my Hawks get to 9-3...
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    Several police officers shot last night across the country. mostly in Florida

    That movie has held up surprisingly well over the years. And not just because of Jamie Leigh Curtis' tits.
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Dominoes Are Starting To Fall

    There's no evidence of that.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    Police & Protesters Clash In St. Louis Once Again

    1rfPCHjmaaw At least he could take a dose better than the pepperballs guy.
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    BREAKING: Trump Reportedly Set to End DACA Program

    How much you wanna bet Pelosi Galore wishes she had a platoon of ICE agents present at her cluster fuck of a press conference last week?
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Dominoes Are Starting To Fall

    Which president are they getting close to? If they used a FISA warrant during or after the 2016 election I'd say Former President Stompy Foot has a lot of questions to answer.
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    Are liberals more adverse to differing opinions?

    I dare anyone to go to one of the "protests" Antifa organizers have arranged and say anything that even slightly resembles an opposing view.
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    Watergate 2.0 in Progress

    Mueller ain't got ****. He's been given a nearly limitless set of resources and he pulls in more and more Hilldebeast donating lawyers and shills. They've expanded their scope over and over again and are fast becoming competitors with the FBI. It's time to shut him down.
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    Let's Talk about Pizzagate

    This piece of **** thread again. To quote the worst candidate to ever seek office: "What difference does it make?" I ***. I would give a million dollars to see Podesta thrown into Gen Pop.
  44. Ace Boobtoucher

    Global Warming/Climate Change

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/09/19/delingpole-climate-alarmists-finally-admit-we-were-wrong-about-global-warming/ I don't read Breitbart but this popped up on my twitter feed.
  45. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hilary blames Sanders for losing in her book

    in her shitty book she states that the overall theme of "1984" is that you should trust the government. Just let that sink in a little.
  46. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hilary blames Sanders for losing in her book

    Instead of looking in the mirror she deflects and projects her own skewed take on what happened. A shitty candidate is a shitty candidate. The fix was in for her from the outset. Superdelegates, fawning press coverage and a crooked DNC couldn't cover up the facts that she is a failure. Every...
  47. Ace Boobtoucher

    Are liberals more adverse to differing opinions?

    Groups so peaceful they'll ****** five Dallas area police officers to prove it.
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