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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    Politics? Sports? Politics? Sports?

    Even if there was collusion among NFL owners to keep him off any roster, who cares? He walked away from his San Francisco contract. No one trusts him and he had one good season before getting his head twisted by his Egyptian girlfriend. It doesn't matter that his "protest" is predicated upon a...
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    For the attention of bobjustbob

    I shoulda made goddamn zepolis tonight. I made spaghetti and meatballs, bruschetta, a nice salad and my awesome garlic bread. Then I ruined the theme with pumpkin pie for dessert. I should be ashamed of myself.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    For the attention of bobjustbob

    So now I'm a wing man by proxy? I'll take it.
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    Politics? Sports? Politics? Sports?

    Star Trek and all its variations SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK! Only two months.
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    1000 posts on FreeOnes

    None of you fuckers have the guts to tell her she's posting a congratsturbational thread in the wrong section. Sweetheart, we usually post schlock like this in the Members Only section. But you're a-okay.
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    Politics? Sports? Politics? Sports?

    Television's LeVar Burton weighed in on this: So I countered: But would Kunta Kinte have been as accurate as Tom Dempsey from 63 yards out?
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    Bowe Bergdahl to be charged with desertion

    I wonder if he'll get a sex change and beg for a commutation if another democrat ever gets elected POTUS.
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    White nationalists are flocking to genetic ancestry tests. Some don’t like what they find

    They made racism *******? No. Discrimination is *******. Racism is still protected.
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    Bowe Bergdahl to be charged with desertion

    Pretty races, mang. You've dared to disagree with someone who thinks "moniker" is a slur.
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Bowe Bergdahl to be charged with desertion

    You're absolutely right. I'm a "lair." I'll wear that moniker proudly if it comes from someone as stupid and useless as you. Is there a post where you haven't misspelled something at least once? I act like Rambo. Cool.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    Story 'bout FOUser#4510856320198a

    This smacks of something that leads to a banning. Just sayin'.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    NFL '17 Season Thread

    Man, the President has played the NFL owners; the commissioner; the NFLPA and the players involved in those tantrums like a goddamn Stradivarius. The owners and GMs are gonna have a tough time enforcing Goodell's compromise (but is it a compromise?). If they wind up benching w̶h̶i̶n̶y̶,̶...
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    White nationalists are flocking to genetic ancestry tests. Some don’t like what they find

    White Nationalists don't like my kind too much. Half Italian and Catholic.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    How badass are you?

    I broke my pinkie toe and played in a college football game the very next day. I don't think I'd have played on a broken drumstick like that one guy on the Rams in the 70s though. Badass? I generally like to de-escalate a situation so physical fore isn't necessary but when it's called for I...
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    Juniper berries are simply capers you giant dunderhead.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    We had ****** Tadeusz over for dinner last week and I made corn chowder from scratch, creamed spinach (look up Emiril's recipe, it's friggin' awesome. Tiny little bit of nutmeg just before finishing. Really peps it up some.) and Irish pub fish cakes. I used cod because someone pointed out that...
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    Love me some Tortas. But have you ever had a Vietnamese sammich? Fantastic. Not the ones with the pork pate, though. Them are repugnant.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    I made a hearty beef stew with red **** and beef stock. It thickened up nicely, and was almost silky in texture. Threw some of it in my dog's bowl. That, and a simple salad and baguettes made for a nice autumn dinner.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    Happy Columbus Day!

    Wait. Just how freakin' old are you?
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Happy Columbus Day!

    Who specifically did he **** and ******?
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    Harvey Weinstein.....OUT. Of his own fucking company.

    Yes, it is yuge. Bigly. Tip of the iceberg. Actors and actresses are tired of the shitty movies they're being ****** to make and the casting couch is as anachronistic as silent movies. They may or may not name specific predatory asshats like Weinstein but this type of **** will come to light...
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Harvey Weinstein.....OUT. Of his own fucking company.

    Weinstein contributed vast sums to every major Democrat Nat'l candidate and battleground states democratic parties. He hosted lavish fundraisers that were attended by a-list *********** and notable politicians like Hilldebeast and former president Stompy Foot. The scope of this is yuge.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Harvey Weinstein.....OUT. Of his own fucking company.

    I didn't write that it was Hilldebeast's fault; the author of the piece in the OP did. And yes, someone, even me, should've written about this before.
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    Happy Columbus Day!

    Happy Columbus Day! Aside from it being his birfday, the celebration is about the voyage and the spirit of exploration. Suck it if you think it means anything else.
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Harvey Weinstein.....OUT. Of his own fucking company.

    https://twitchy.com/sd-3133/2017/10/09/rob-schneider-shames-hollywood-over-harvey-weinstein-makes-disturbing-confession/ https://twitchy.com/sd-3133/2017/10/09/alleged-weinstein-victim-rose-mcgowan-goes-off-on-hollywood-takes-no-prisoners/...
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    Harvey Weinstein.....OUT. Of his own fucking company.

    30 Rock was ahead of this years ago.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    Harvey Weinstein.....OUT. Of his own fucking company.

    This story would never have come out if Hilldebeast had won: http://www.weeklystandard.com/the-human-stain-why-the-harvey-weinstein-story-is-worse-than-you-think/article/2009995 At least, that is what the author of this article claims. Well, that and a complicit media probably helped him get...
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Bowe Bergdahl to be charged with desertion

    Wrong again. Bergdahl will plead guilty. If Hilldebeast had been elected this cunt would have been promoted and probably sent to West Point. nypost.com/2017/10/08/bergdahls-guilty-pleas-wont-end-the-scandalous-tale/
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Illuminatii, chemtrails, lizardmen, conspiracy theories, nanotechnology and other horseshit.

    https://twitter.com/ThomasWictor/status/917237045818408961
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    Illuminatii, chemtrails, lizardmen, conspiracy theories, nanotechnology and other horseshit.

    My boy Thomas Wictor on conspiracy theories: https://twitter.com/ThomasWictor/status/917163101010587648
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    Only 1-in-4 Think America Is On The Right Track

    These are the same pollsters who claimed Hilldebeast would win in a historic landslide. So, no.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    2017/2018 NCAA Football Thread

    I was privileged to participate in the Heroes pregame ceremonies at the Silver Bowl earlier tonight. UNLV students and current service members unfurled a 100 yard long American flag while a UNLV graduate and current soldier sang The Star Spangled Banner. Police, firefighters, first responders...
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    Comedian Ralphie May has died. He was 45.

    https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2017/10/06/larry-the-cable-guy-kevin-hart-others-remember-ralphie-may-dead-at-age-45/ Apparently he had a heart ****** shortly after finishing a show in Las Vegas. He was recovering from pneumonia as well. Not my favorite comedian but he had his moment. So long...
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    Watergate 2.0 in Progress

    Christ, it's going to be hilarious when he gets reelected.
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    ISIS claims Las Vegas shooting

    Yeah, but the people at Lollapaloozabulla weren't his demographic target.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    Active shooter at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas.

    The fuck is voilence?
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    CBS legal executive said that she has no sympathy for the victims

    You could say the same thing about George Soros, asshat. And what an original thought about the slogan. I haven't seen that before. You must be the pride of your Special Olympics red rover team.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    ISIS claims Las Vegas shooting

    Asshat, you don't think 560 people shot by someone is not terrorism? I don't think this guy's motives are a mystery, considering the demographics of the victims and the venue. Regardless of politics or religion this was a terrorist act. And you still suck.
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    Active shooter at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas.

    And even trying something so retarded here would take one or two years worth of GDP. Too expensive an unrealistic.
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    Active shooter at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas.

    After their buyback program ended the crime rate spiked and now there are more firearms there than there were before the 1996 ban.
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    Active shooter at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas.

    So that shooter's girlfriend/roommate/companion/whatever was met at LAX by the FBI. https://pamelageller.com/2017/10/paddock-girlfriend-arrives-lax.html/ http://therightscoop.com/breaking-vegas-*********-girlfriend-brought-back-to-the-us-met-by-feds-at-airport/
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    Active shooter at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas.

    Animus Johnson is on a roll.
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    Active shooter at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas.

    Yeah, and they have the highest rate of suicide in the free world.
  44. Ace Boobtoucher

    Doubling Down on Shitty Behavior

    Give her $100. It is a cure all.
  45. Ace Boobtoucher

    ISIS claims Las Vegas shooting

    The National Night Out event scheduled for tonight had been changed to a vigil for the victims and their families. Boo to caving in to terrorism, but yay to affirming faith.
  46. Ace Boobtoucher

    ISIS claims Las Vegas shooting

    Blue Countach Johnson, Himperv203 Johnson and Jagger69 Johnson are right. It's time to put petty childish disputes aside and get together for some hummingbird appreciation. They're awesome. Tonight in Las Vegas we're participating in the National Night Out. It was supposed to happen in August...
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