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I bet his favorite karaoke song was "Cuts Like A *****" by Bryan Adams.

I don't have a cell phone.

There used to be some amusing infomercials by Don LePree. He started by claiming you could make extra cash with "little ads." Then he graduated to this scam involving selling vitamins over the internet: the faux show-within-the-show was hosted by a cute brunette who was asked questions by...

She looks like a dangerously deranged criminal to me-lock her up!

I think that might be an inverted reverse cowdriver.

Would akinator him/her/its self qualify for the category? I bet that would be a stumper-"Ha! It was YOU! Not so smart now are you?" Is there any wagering allowed? This sounds like a sure thing-can someone loan me some money?

Is the *** actually asking to see some tits? The best reply would be "Sure-as soon as you show me some chromosomes that aren't thoroughly inbred." To which the *** would probably say "Huh?"

I guess you could read "The Game" by Neil Strauss-although you'll be a half-decade too late, and most women will just say "Oh, a neg-take me, I'm yours." Then dissolve into a fit of derisive laughter.

You could ask her if she's ever considered a career in porn, then offer to serve as her suitcase pimp. That way you could tell your wife, "So you see, honey, this is to help her so she can avoid the pitfalls and traps of-hey, now, please put down the power drill-that's not a toy. And I really...

Unless he was imprisoned in the basement/garage/tool shed, I don't think home schooling would make much difference-although Carrie was home-schooled for a while, and look at what happened during the prom. As for "decent looking women" being tough to come by in town, I can't help but think the...

I think the correct term is "frottage"-and I'm pretty sure it applies no matter what part of her body she's using. I think the one doing the moving is the "frotteur", and the one receiving is the mark-er, the..uh, "frottee"?

When I was 13 I drove a 50cc dirt bike through a fiberglass garage door when the throttle stuck open...well, I was a passenger. Anyway, it knocked the door off it's trolley, which allowed some give-otherwise I would have had my throat ripped open-and a helmet wouldn't have helped. However...

No-I've been in the, uh, strip mall that it's part of-usually go to the dollar store. There's a laundromat, too-so if the lap dance is really good, you can go and tidy up there. There was this local glossy magazine that advertised the various "gentleman's clubs" in the area-although the...

Now THIS is a textbook definition of "ironic". I suppose he died the way he wanted-unencumbered by a helmet. I suggest people ask professional motorcycle racers if they think helmets are needed-although I think it's pointless to ***** people into doing it.

The one thing conservatives never address is the fact that rich people can't be ****** to invest their money in start-up/small businesses. Same with banks-they just sit on their assets (!) or use them to buy back their stock-which is probably costing them less than what they sold it for, making...

There's a photo of someone being ling chi-d in Georges Bataille's book "The Tears of Eros". It said they were given opium, but I wouldn't bet on it. It's almost as bad as being on a transatlantic flight and finding out you're stuck between Kathie Lee Gifford and her cohost-Hookah, or Hoola...

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Not to sound like a priss, but I ASSume there's a reason that people will say (and not as a compliment) "Tastes like ass."

Does she really not say ANYTHING in English? Not even "Fock me"? Or "I no sppeka Eenglosh?" Alright, that second example was just a silly dialect, but it's hard to believe she speaks no english. By the way, I forgot-what exactly was the point of wanting to know which actresses don't speak english?

Re: If you were an ******.... Not to be nitpicky, but humans are mammals. "******" can be applied to lots of living things, including bacteria.

The music in this video isn't bad-but I really like that getup he's wearing. It's like he's using yarn for hair on top and the sideburns from Devo's iconic "Boojieboy" rubber wigs for sideburns. That must have been fun to wear on stage...

What happened last time? Or is it better not to ask?

I'm not sure, but I'd be willing to bet that the best looking trannys are from Southeast Asia-like the one Eddie Murphy was good-samariting for. He was a real babe, no doubt about it. Although the guy who runs that Christian group that can supposedly dehomosexualize people looked really good in...

I dunno about short-but Bethany Benz is supposed to be 5'10"-nice.

Yes-I was watching a Katie Jordan movie this afternoon. Her ass was more...well, flabby. She's in better shape now-tiny tits, not TOO thin. She posted some comment on Facebook about being "so horny" and I thought "Oh, that's just cruel."

Oh, so it's that time, is it? Well, I suppose we can cuddle...

FINALLY! Each word needs it's own set of quotation marks or its the back again.

GodDAMN it-this is an outrage. I'm typing "the", but keeping it separate from "back" to see if it works.

I keep writing "the back"-maybe that will work.

The one thing Marx had right was that people like Wall Street traders are parasites. They took mortgages, bundled bunches of them and magically transformed them into nearly worthless pieces of paper. Well, for the people who benefited from the economic collapse and have no doubt bought huge...

Hey-why is that in blue? I didn't know that the words the back qualififed.

I was walking outside one day and heard these black females calling out their window, wondering "Are they talking to me?" Then I heard "blahblah skinny white ass blah". So I stopped, then lifted up the back of my jacket-they started whooping, then applauding. I gave a friendly "Thanks, you've...

She's got a Facebook profile-I'm a friend, but with a slightly different name. I thought about making a comment about the video-wasn't sure if she'd approve...although when you fuck people on camera for money, you shouldn't be TOO sensitive to reasonable comments.

Re: If you were an ******.... Probably a mongoose.

It's Katey Jordin. This is from a video she did where she had her "slave" in a cage. She eventually gives him a great blowjob/handjob for a big cumshot-really hot.

Angel Kelly in the 80s was really sexy-and she gave great blowjobs. I think Misty Stone is the hottest now-small tits, nice arms, sexy ass.

I saw Bill Cooper-"Behold a Pale *****", indeed. People with money always have-and always will-get what they want. If we actually had a strict Constitutionalist government, only land-owning white males would be able to vote. Actually, going back to having state legislatures choose US senators...

I made a new avatar-whaddya think? Here's a larger version of it...

Did you mean "knocking out women" like a TKO? Or did you mean "knocking up"? Or maybe "hitting on"?

The music is good, but the vocalist sounds like some unwholesome muppet-kind of like Skred when the Muppets were on Saturday Night Live.

She'll be haunted, but only if she has something resembling a conscience-and I wouldn't bet on it.

Back when I had a Myspace profile I was joking on a forum and asked "Do you youngsters still get 'jiggy'?" Someone told me (in a kindly way) that was now unhip, and I didn't have the heart to say "Well I knew THAT." I also suggested replacing the term "bling" with "spang", but it never caught on.

The University of MN Film Society showed Pasolini's "120 Days of Sodom"-I saw it on the evening that the police DIDN'T shut it down. Despite it's notoriety, it was nowhere near as bad as "Caligula"-bad porn, bad acting, bad script, bad idea.

I thought playa was a Spanish word-apparently I'm wrong.

She's going to have a Judge Judy-like show where she critiques alibis and lame-ass explanations-"Where was I on the night of the ******? Where were YOU?!"

ZXHs0t5VQM4 Great song, great video...

What would be REALLY sexy is one girl biting another girl's panties-and pulling then down/off with her teeth.

A size 85 bra with size 6.5 shoes-how does she stay upright?

I always like a theme thong...