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Re: Who made you cum today? Shaye Bennett-or Shaye Bennet-spelling doesn't matter to me...

It's called a "California Potato Chip".

I didn't even look, but(t) I'd be willing to make a bet that she says "Oh, yeah, fuck my ass" at some point. I wonder if the squeegee operator just works for tips like restroom attendants frequently do...

UW1IqW6kNdU My favorite Talking Heads song-if you listen to it after taking a couple hits of high quality LSD, it's...impossible to describe-"Night, she must fall/Darker...darker"

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I remember back when there were 8mm loops and saw "After the Dog Show"-well, just one quarter's worth. Watching a woman give Fido a blowjob made me feel...baffled-just not my thing.

I was looking at the promo and saw that the show lasts FOUR HOURS! No offense to Ms. Akira, but that's just a bit much.

Re: Redhead Lovers Unite! I see someone else mentioned Nikki Rhodes-oh, YES. Rita Lovely is pretty cute-there's Paige Love. I'm old enough to remember seeing Lisa de Leeuw in "Trashi"...

When the woman says "Oh, yeah-" followed by "fuck my pussy", "fuck my ass", anything.

xmaWvIS9qhA You knock me off my feet/Your love is really neat

Charlie will be on ********* Rehab. Dr. Drew will ask, "So, Charlie-where did all the money go?" Charlie will look puzzled, then reply, "For women and ***** and alimony-oh, and my favorite charity: the home for wayward teenage pornstars." Then he'll call Dr. Drew a "fucking schmuck" and ********...

dJX4v0d1Vs0 The "Way" in Waysted is Pete Way from UFO.

Was that the Jade Warrior song? They did some noodly jazz at times-not my thing, but that one is really good.

sO5Cv_woKko Great guitar on this.

If you go on vacation to Thailand-send mail c/o The Ladyboy Hotel-you could call it The Lad Impaler.

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qBPNQLEZ6_M This must be the only good song on this album.

MoDbAd4fYBA The video would be better if it looked like the cars were at least going faster than 30mph-"Wow, what excitement." Good song, though...

Sir Lance-a-twat

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Re: Who made you cum today? Candice Nicole and an un-named girlfriend.

Call it "My fun-seeking meat missle"

THEIR-it's THEIR song-duh...

pUw-tF9PNeA The only Hives song I like-all there other songs are WAY too herky-jerky.

So it's going to be a techno Ragnarok? With a robot Fenriss wolf? It's still gotta have glowing red eyes.

The Spunkulator

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Date Spexy? Woo-hah! Spexy turn-ons: legitimate address (not the "Will Call" window); pants Spexy turn-offs: parole violations; introducting himself with "Hey, babe-meet your suitcase pimp!"; saying "No, really-it tastes like poutine-and that's a compliment."

This is probably an idea from new google boss Larry Page-"The loyalty oath comes later-'Do you swear to remounce the false doctrines of Apple and all of their evil brethren?' The correct answer is YES."

Some local person put a puppy in a box, wrapped it up and tried to mail it-an attentive postal worker noticed the box was moving-"Say, that looks kind of suspicious."

Burt's Beeswax deodorant has sage, lavendula and lemon oil-smells nice without being anything like some of those horrible magazine stink-pads.

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xQA1LeGa9vw Sing along with the phrase...

khcLMSN7m-M "I'm the man who gave you the yo-yo." The updated version would brag about creating reality TV shows, text messaging-and Justin Bieber.

RlQpQ33zBkk How embarrassing-I was searching for "30 Eyes"...and I think "embarassing" is spelled wrong...oh dear...

_bggYcqEPcA I had this great idea for a product-"Dirty Black Cola"-with Danzig as the spokesman. "it's full of caffeine, and nutrients and ****." He takes a big swig, we see his teeth are black-"It's thick and sludgy-like my music."

HwZ3h5AN1oo Never mind the video-this is John Kay doing a song written by Richard and Mimi Farina (Joan Baez's ******). "And we will dress in helmet and *****/And dip out tongues in slaughter/And we will sing a warriors song/And lift the praise of ******/And Christ will be our darling/And fear...

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I still think there should be a handjob emoticon here...

kH1Edim3QVk More classic Mac...

The 2 AC/DC songs that I listen to the most on Youtube-well, downloaded them with the FLV converter-are "Whole Lotta Rosie" and "Up to My Neck In You"-then I try not to hurt my neck when I start bobbing my head.

Why do I have this wastebasket on my head? Gimmee a meatball! I wish I could lick my butthole right now. Did someone say Pavlov? I wish I could lick my balls right now.

I seem to remember Angel giving very energetic blowjobs, so I voted for her.

Re: Who made you cum today? Angel Cummings

Thanks for the request. I tried sending this message telepathically, but it just made my head hurt.

I think reformed Egyptian would be koptik.

Thanks for the rep points. I'm sure that if they could read the dog's mind, it they'd hear "What a bunch of fucking morons-gimmee a meatball."

Were you referring to AC/DC? I saw them in Phoenix '82-awesome.