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I just assumed that anyone on Craig's "looking to hook up" page-or whatever it was called-was either a professional or a ladyboy-or both. The way to tell: ladyboys were more attractive than the women.

Drop and flop.

*Federales wating in the parking lot for gringos. *Image of Satan's head in the design on the wall poster. *Satan waiting in the parking lot. *High heels not high enough. *Satan wearing high heels.

I remember reading a book by a plastic surgeon who explained the difference between his work and most other doctors (besides the considerable expense): most doctors ust have the implants kind of riding on top, whereas he goes to considerable length (so to speak) to make them NOT look like...

I was editing some video clips for a handjob compilation-I can't tell you where you might view it because I don't want to get in trouble: I sent a personal message to someone here and it wound up as ****** (that's how strict they are). Aaaaaaaaanyway, I was posting this to get opinions...

I wish I knew-and if those ARE implants, the plastic surgeon who did it knew what he was doing.

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qObzgUfCl28 I think their first album came out at the same time as the Arctic Monkeys-I always thought these guys were much better.

If I was gonna do something like that I'd use lots of sterno-and metal garbage cans make perfect rocket boosters.

It kind of looks like Jada Stevens when she was blonde-mostly because of the nose.

I think it's Luissa Rosso

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To be honest, I don't think the boy scout-or this current mad scientist-were actually close to having an actual nuclear reactor. The main danger is from the radioactive materials: I read the book on the scout-besides radium, he used some material from lithium batteries. Imagine what the...

That's her! Someone-maybe you-had made some reference to there being a helpful eurobabe index. You are indeed a scholar-thanks.

Wouldn't the pointy beard be kind of uncomfortable?

They should have made him 25% latino. 25% asian, 25% african and 25% "undetermined"-then he could be EVERYthing to EVERYone.

"The Radioactive Boy Scout" built a breeder-reactor in his parent's garden shed in the 90s. He was able to get radium from old glow-in-the-dark clocks.

I don't think it's Jasmine-her eyes are too big. Well, they're not TOO big, they're just bigger than the babe in question...although I'm going to check out some of Jasmine's movies-not too familiar with her.

I guess it's a possibility. The brunette in question isn't wearing much makeup, so it's hard to say... [Please Note: the attachment in this post has been deleted by moderator gunslingingbird] [Read more about the board rules: here]

Kate Perry is a good idea. Beyonce Emma Watson-isn't that the name of Harry Potter's beard? So cute with short hair..

I'm just clackling a hard ginger candy around in my mouth-they're called "Gins-Gins". Whenever I've given one to someone who says "They're kind of spicy" I tell them about the ones I used to get at the local Thai grocery store-THOSE were spicy.

Cute brunette eurobabe with great tits. Originally saw her in "POV Double"-something or other. Also in the classy "First Anal Quest" series. Any idea?

I hope the Green Goblin pulled Parker's limbs off verrrrrrry slooooooowly.

I'm guessing it would be a manslaughter charge...

qQyOZgrtP3s Might be the first use of the "heavy-metal-band-crashes-girls-school" motif.

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I've had handjobs that lasted at least 90 minutes, but not a blowjob.

8QghwNqlCRE Never mind "Without You"-this is a great song.

You're supposed to dilute it by 20%-or maybe the "20%" that I saw is referring to the size of the image...uh, well you definitely need to dilute. [Please Note: the attachment in this post has been deleted by moderator gunslingingbird] [Read more about the board rules: here]

Not too long ago I read something about some european Maoists and thought "What a bunch of dumbfucks-there aren't even any Maoists in China!"

The "anal bleaching" topic inspired me to post this... "Held in a web of indifference"-yeah, he looks like a real prize, alright...

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*"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." *Isabella Rosselini in "The World's Saddest Music" tottering around on her glass legs-"Filled with the finest muskeg ****." Ed: Knock-knock. Ted: Who's there? Ed: None of your fucking business.

I always assumed that homo sapiens triumphed because we were more devious-the neanderthals probably fell for the prehistoric equivalent of "I am heir to a multi-million dollar fortune, but sadly, I cannot access my funds without your assistance." Suckers...

I've worked alongside females who were better looking than most porn stars so I usually haven't made that association.

I bet he was actually injured when she smacked him down-probably sounded like someone stepping on a bag of pretzels.

It's definitely pretty creepy-particularly when 2 guys can slip their dicks up someone's ass and it seems like there's plenty of room...

A lot of eurobabes seem to have names like "Monica", "Natasha", etc. I don't want to get flagged, so I won't mention any sites...

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Instead of the teen porn movie I wanted to view, I was forwarded to some tube movie site which prominently displayed a video of corpses after a gruesome motorcycle accident-and right next to that was a video of a woman giving a blowjob to a *****. I thought it might be one of those "niche"...

It's "Minnesota Vice" instead of "Minnesota Nice"-hope he's wearing carbon-fiber underwear.

It was supposed to be a comment about the fact that the remake couldn't have the same effect because of the peculiar circumstances-but as I was typing a video in the FLV converter finished AND so did the Hailey Page comp I was working on in the Windows Live Movie Maker. Too much multi-tasking.

So is it THAT great of a site?

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I saw the '82 version of it after being awake for a couple of days on biker speed-inhaling "Locker Room" at various times during the show. Got back to the apartment I was watching with a friend, heard the TV on in the bedroom, kept telling him "I know I didn't leave it on when we left." Finally...

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