Top 10 Gruesome Methods of Execution

[Jagger69]

Man's inhumanity to man knows no bounds. How ironic that the ********* and methodology of the "just" often far surpass those of the accused.

 

[Hot Mega]

Now we know why Capital Punishment doesn't work anymore as a deterrent:It's too goddamn humane.

It works in 100 pct. of the cases of recidivism.

Man's inhumanity to man knows no bounds. How ironic that the ********* and methodology of the "just" often far surpass those of the accused.

I disagree wholeheartedly with state sponsored inhumanity. Even though I've offered a few creative ways to put a POS out of it's misery here from time to time in jest.:o

There is no reason to make an execution about vengeance or *******...However, to your point the so called 'just' would be exacting a situation earned by the condemned's actions.

 

[Legzman]

I'm surprised Garotting wasn't in there

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garrote


Or Disembowelment (evisceration)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disembowelment

Eh, garotting is to quick. Disembowelment was covered under Hanging Drawing and Quartering.

 

[Legzman]

found some nice ******* literature...

http://www.medievality.com/*******.html

 

[maildude]

Where is Reading Will E's Posts ?

 

[enndaley]

There's a photo of someone being ling chi-d in Georges Bataille's book "The Tears of Eros". It said they were given opium, but I wouldn't bet on it. It's almost as bad as being on a transatlantic flight and finding out you're stuck between Kathie Lee Gifford and her cohost-Hookah, or Hoola, whatever her name is.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

There's a photo of someone being ling chi-d in Georges Bataille's book "The Tears of Eros". It said they were given opium, but I wouldn't bet on it. It's almost as bad as being on a transatlantic flight and finding out you're stuck between Kathie Lee Gifford and her cohost-Hookah, or Hoola, whatever her name is.

Come again? BTW, been over to the Lamplighter lately?

 

[STDiva]

I'd survive half of those.

 

[enndaley]

Come again? BTW, been over to the Lamplighter lately?

No-I've been in the, uh, strip mall that it's part of-usually go to the dollar store. There's a laundromat, too-so if the lap dance is really good, you can go and tidy up there. There was this local glossy magazine that advertised the various "gentleman's clubs" in the area-although the Laplighter wasn't mentioned (their ad said "Under new management" for over a year-I always wondered if it was a new one every few weeks).

Anyway, some of the dancers in the magazine looked like I wouldn't actually want one on my lap-and I'm not all that prissy. I could imagine a $12 watered-down ***** being brought to me as I ask "You didn't touch the inside of the glass, did you?" And she says "No, I carried it like THIS!" and flings it in my face. "I'm not paying for that," I reply as some friendly guys show up to ****** me to the door...

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

No-I've been in the, uh, strip mall that it's part of-usually go to the dollar store. There's a laundromat, too-so if the lap dance is really good, you can go and tidy up there. There was this local glossy magazine that advertised the various "gentleman's clubs" in the area-although the Laplighter wasn't mentioned (their ad said "Under new management" for over a year-I always wondered if it was a new one every few weeks).

Anyway, some of the dancers in the magazine looked like I wouldn't actually want one on my lap-and I'm not all that prissy. I could imagine a $12 watered-down ***** being brought to me as I ask "You didn't touch the inside of the glass, did you?" And she says "No, I carried it like THIS!" and flings it in my face. "I'm not paying for that," I reply as some friendly guys show up to ****** me to the door...

I drive by that strip mall all the time. You couldn't pay me to go to the Lamp... that whole strip mall just makes me feel dirty looking at it. :eeew:

What about that method of *******???

 

[Death-Proof-69]

and people think human depravity is a new thing

 

[bahodeme]

found some nice ******* literature...

http://www.medievality.com/*******.html

The Pear of Anguish was also known as the Pope's Pear.

 

[Ulysses31]

Some of the soldiers probably went out happy

The British officer John Masters recorded in his autobiography that Pathan women in the North-West Frontier Province (1901–1955) of British India during the Second Anglo-Afghan War would castrate non-Muslim soldiers who were captured, like British and Sikhs. They also used an execution method involving *****, Pathan women urinated into prisoner's mouths. Captured British soldiers were spread out and fastened with restraints to the ground, then a stick, or a piece of wood was used to keep their mouth open to prevent swallowing. Pathan women then squatted and urinated directly into the mouth of the man until he drowned in the *****, taking turns one at a time. This method of execution was reported to have been practiced specifically by the women of the Afridi tribe of the Pashtuns.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Anglo-Afghan_War

 

[Ravenholm]

Put them in the Iron Maiden...excellent!

Oh well where ever, where ever you are. Iron Maiden's gonna get you no matter how far!.

 

[Ulysses31]

The last public execution in France by guillotine (1939)

 

[emceeemcee]

christ.....I come on this forum to cheer myself up for fucks sake!

 

[LukeEl]

I'd survive half of those.

Yeah alright we believe you Rasputan.

 

[Elwood70]

Now we know why Capital Punishment doesn't work anymore as a deterrent:It's too goddamn humane.

Just for the record.....I was kidding.

 

[JacknCoke]

Because the person was hanging upside-down, the brain received sufficient ***** to keep them alive until the saw finally reached the main ***** vessels in the abdomen.

now that's just wrong

 

[Kingfisher]

Personal favorite: Brazen Bull

Yeah, that one is new to me.