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That was 10 years before I was born. Are you dressing up for Halloween, and if yes, what is your costume?

No, that's not it. I said that Senob couldn't. You, however, can if you so choose. I guess. I don't know. You kinda hurt my feelings. I need to be held.

Lita is my girl-crush.

Not with me, you won't. :mad:

One of my older sisters is allgeric to bees. She keeps a kit nearby just in case.

I got a great uncle named Dick. Sorry. I just wanted people to pay attention to me. :(

I wish guys would tell me that they masturbate to me. Well, some do tell me, but I know there are others...except for one person-- But I do my thing thinking about the man I live with...and maybe a couple of other guys. But that's ok. The man is all about his porn. :D Oh, hey, CCT? No...

Natural, in a way. I'd probably be the same.

Can I just say that I found it a lot easier to quit smoking pot than to quit smoking cigarettes?

Can't say that I have. Have you ever challenged a random stranger to a fight...while sober?

I...don't know. Does anyone know the answer to L3ggy's question?

People who seem to want to cripple me with shopping carts.

...should explain the Gaelic for his location.

What about all the players from different countries? Can't they be somehow included to help round out the "world"?

I'm pretty much the same here as off the board, but I swear more in "real life". :tongue:

I **** you, **** him, **** his creator, **** the movie... Notice anything?

Girly-man

Thinking back 10 years and more to HS...makes sense.

1) What is your all time favourite horror movie? Don't have one 2) When was the last time you ****, and what caused it? (Periods do not count... Unless you're a man) cutting myself at work 3) Let's just imagine you are a crazy maniac, what would be your weapon of choice? I already am a crazy...

Where can I find a "peed my pants laughing" smilie?

My freshman and first half of my sophomore year of HS was at a school like that. :dunno:

First, let me just say that Papa John's sucks :thefinger Other than that, no specific place, but it must have pepperoni, onions and mushrooms. :)

Oh, geez...I misplaced my speech that I had prepared in case this moment ever came. Let me try to remember it. Thank you, everyone. I couldn't have gotten to 100 without you!! And I'd like to thank Jebus, and my special lady, Marge...

I thought I responded to this one already. :dunno::helpme:

Find out the size limits of different orifices.

And you know this how?

:1orglaugh You saw a chick with a dick, say you were grossed out, and yet kept on watching. I think I know someone's secret fetish!!

And I won't get to see it!! :(

Seems to know about other peoples' buying habits. :eek:

Re: Miss England : Fatten Up / Georgia Horsley Just my opinion but... I think she's alright...but would look better with a few more pounds added on.

The perverts I work with.

That made me cry like the girl I am. :******:

I say that all the time!!! :1orglaugh

Anything to amuse others. :D Tower of London. I'd like pictures.

Nope, I just don't feel my comedic talents can compare to the rest.

I can't say that I knew that before. :eek: If it really is rugburn...want someone to kiss it and make it better?

I hope you meant tomorrow, because I had to work today. :tongue: I can't wait to see you try. Well, that was evil. Just evil. Fine. I'll find some member of my male harem to comfort me. Another oxymoron for the list: All natural artificial flavor

I don't stand a chance on this thread, but it's hilarious to read. I damn near peed my pants. :1orglaugh

What's YOUR story? Current annoyance: forgetting to by Advil or similar product.

Still hasn't added ® or © to his name. I can't help it if others think I'm nice. :angels:

Nope, I don't have cable. Should I make a road trip and seduce CCT, or let Senob do it? :tongue:

Not too small, of course. Not too big. NOT covered in sores, please. :eek:

Nope. Ever waved at random people on the highway? :wave2:

Geez...be patient. I sent you sumfin.

Depends on my mood and how much of a repeat offender the person is. Good point. :hatsoff:

Yes. Have you ever held a purse for the lady in your life?

I catch guys staring at my chest all the time. Makes me wonder why I keep them covered.

Maybe I can dress up like a strung-out crackwhore. Wait, I can't. I have too many teeth.

No, but I did set a toaster oven on fire. Have you ever punched a window?

No breakfast for you, then. It'll be all for me. :tongue: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Let me think...having my skirt blown up by the wind in school. Why did I have to work until closing today, and go in to open tomorrow?