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Rock on. Your place or mine for the photo shoot? :1orglaugh Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. Well, we missed my birthday but there's always Christmas!!! :D

Ugh...hamsters. I had some once. Thought we had separated the males and females into different cages...we thought wrong. And they kept eating the babies. NEVER AGAIN.

Congrats on the ****. What brand? And hey--I thought I was your lady friend...:******:

Yeah, HE can clean out the cat's litter box every damn day for a while. He hates that. :angels:

Well, that's what a friend refers to me as, and I needed a name that would fit in on the board. Would you prefer any one of my other aliases? Like he gets to see them anymore. :tongue:

Nah, he's still rambunctious. Been there, done that, got a pretty diamond ring for it. :D I can't. Senob would know my plans then. That wouldn't be any fun...for me.

I will as soon as I get my digital camera working.

I told you to shave/wax!!! But do you listen to me?? NO, you do NOT. Serves you right. :tongue:

It might very well be the owner of the place I work at. The man looks like he has ****** pelts on his chest and back. :throwup:

Normal?? Normal?? HERE??? We're just doing the best we can!! :sob:

There are MUCH better ways to get revenge on a man. I know more than a few.

Same here. And I'd enjoy every second of it, too.

Hmmmmmmmmm...I can get you the ****. A lady friend? I'll have to think on that one.

Not often enough.

:1orglaugh I'm trying to think of something wittier to upstage CCT with, but I can't. Damn it!!

Holy biscuit. Why doesn't she admit that she likes getting pregnant, catching diseases no one's heard about yet and aborting babies? Personally, if I were you, I'd stay faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar away from her.

Meh. Whatever happens, happens. If it's the end of the world, though, I'd like to say in advance that it was nice hanging with you here. :wave2:

I'm glad to inspire a thread. I'm deeply honored. As to how to pronounce my screen name, I'll tell you in a second... 'Fraid not. Now...to pronounce my name... Becks (of course) and each letter individually. Becks...my nickname...shortened from my real first name--Rebecca. My twin ******...

Yes. This is all too true. :1orglaugh:eek:

Good point. It's all about enforcement (and/or lack thereof).

You're a man whore? Cool. I like man whores. :D

Hey, I was ***** off my ass from that.

Too bad it doesn't have some balls instead of a rock. "If the balls are blue..." :1orglaugh Yeah, I'm :lame:

******* makes me pole dance to 2 Live Crew.

Myself, my ****** and my friends (well, most of them, anyway) are not like that and never even thought of raising future generations like that. Besides, I'm going to lend my ******** to the Amish until they're...oh, 16 or so.

Kinda like baseball. I LOVE baseball...it's my favorite sport. However, I just can't watch it on TV. Even on the radio is better. (Bob Uecker is my God :bowdown:) I've never really gotten into hockey, but then I haven't hardly given it a shot. Maybe going to see it live and in person...

I know some who claim they are. Does it matter?

EVERYTHING causes cancer. I don't even care anymore.

Eeeeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil!!! I've experienced that in my trick-or-treating years. I thought it was mean...but to tell the truth, I've thought about it recently. This year, the lights are/were off here. We don't usually get many **** anyway. Although I do have a bag of...

Nope. Do you want a free cat?

She didn't SING Happy Birthday? :( Next time, let your answering machine/voice mail catch the call.

I guess I can't choose Lou Brown. :(:1orglaugh :lame: Oh...geez, man, all these choices... I'll think on it and get back to you.

I haven't been to church in years. I have my reasons. I believe in God, though. Sort of. It's hard to explain.

Whatever happened to the quilting bees?

Sounds like some of my exboyfriends. :1orglaugh Thanks, I'll be here all week!! :wave2: Seriously, though, I'm glad all of y'all are ok and all that good stuff. :)

What'd she do, say "happy birthday" in every language ever known to mankind?

:crickets chirping: Uh, yeah. Eek. :eek:

It looks inverted. :1orglaugh

Did it occur to anyone that it just might be his fetish?

If only all zoos had signs like that...

:1orglaugh Looks like it's tied up, too.

Is it wrong that I found it hilarious?

Nope. Do you watch "Kitchen Nightmares"?

I spent a lot of my formative years with more guys as friends than girls. And I idolized my favorite older *******.

Too busy wishing you a happy birthday, CCT?

Unless he's a seriously screwed up ***, depending on his age, it IS possible it was an accident. However, it has serious consequences. I hope that ***** has to do some sort of community service involving helping to clean up.

Seeing Sarah Jessica Parker. Holy biscuit, that is a horsey-looking woman!!!!

Evil!!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil!!!!!!!!

What? No option for The Sandlot? :eek: I like most baseball movies, though. (Psst, don't tell Senob, but I've never seen the ending to The Natural. I always fall ****** about half an hour away from the end of the movie.):helpme:

House is def. my favorite show. :swoon: I missed the first half, though, because of my work schedule. :(