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  1. Becks...poamr

    What happens when you cross an iPod with a vibrator?

    I used to have FOTB on one of my old cellphones. Now I have Waltz of the Flowers...combined music and vibration. :nanner:
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    Annoyances

    CCT, I'll give you 5 20s, if it'll make you happy. My latest annoyance--being chased with skinned lamb heads.
  3. Becks...poamr

    The Member Above Me....

    Didn't/doesn't know the plot. :1orglaugh
  4. Becks...poamr

    What's your favorite oxymoron / antithesis ?

    Oh, it's on. It's so on, if it were any more on, it would be advertised for PPV. So, yeah. I'm ready when you are.
  5. Becks...poamr

    Whose tits do you want to suck on?

    I wasn't aware that you worked with me. Oh. :blink: I see. Huh. Well, then. Fair enough. Carry on, then.
  6. Becks...poamr

    How many big Os claimed on average?

    Someday, you'll be so into it that I'll have to kick you off the bed.
  7. Becks...poamr

    movie monsters for halloween

    Re: favorite halloween characters Well, aren't you just running that gag to death?
  8. Becks...poamr

    Whose tits do you want to suck on?

    For once. :thefinger:tongue:
  9. Becks...poamr

    Best nipples

    When my pics come out in various magazines, I'll send you personally autographed copies.
  10. Becks...poamr

    Annoyances

    Free, I couldn't help but laugh at that one myself. :1orglaugh
  11. Becks...poamr

    Would-be identity thief finds himself stumped without printer drivers

    Hell, too. Hell=jail? Jail=hell? :helpme:
  12. Becks...poamr

    Fully Clothed Sex

    Fully clothed sex is indescribably awesome.:nanner:
  13. Becks...poamr

    Best nipples

    :sigh: Anyone wanna see mine?
  14. Becks...poamr

    The Member Above Me....

    Kinda scared me by actually knowing that. :eek:
  15. Becks...poamr

    You Pick My Birthday Activities

    Nice play on words. :1orglaugh
  16. Becks...poamr

    you don't see something like this every day

    Where the hell is the "This thread is useless without pictures" smilie???
  17. Becks...poamr

    Do You Sneak Posts In, On The Job - Self Employed - Or Otherwise ?

    No access to computers at my job. :******:
  18. Becks...poamr

    The Member Above Me....

    ...has an avatar that keeps flashing me :tongue:
  19. Becks...poamr

    Have you ever.............

    Nope...MetallicA and Godsmack...and AnAka which brings me to my question... Have you ever heard of the band AnAkA?
  20. Becks...poamr

    Ask the person below you a question

    Depends on if I have to work, and when. Usually 5 minutes or less. Should I buy more apple cider donuts tomorrow?
  21. Becks...poamr

    One productive thing you've done today

    I worked and therefore kept people fed.
  22. Becks...poamr

    Terrorist List Number + 3/4 million in US

    Heh. I wonder what would happen if my name ever made it onto the list. My name (first, middle, and last) isn't even close to the most common, but a lot more women have the exact same combination than you'd think.
  23. Becks...poamr

    What happens when you cross an iPod with a vibrator?

    I want one. Hint, hint. Christmas is coming up. Also, Valentine's Day. And an 8 year anniversary. Or five years of being engaged. Damn, I think my hints are too subtle.
  24. Becks...poamr

    man finds 3.92-ct white diamond

    ROAD TRIP!!!!! I get to pick the music!!
  25. Becks...poamr

    8 year old calls 911 on ***** driving "******"

    :bowdown: to that boy. He did the right thing. Anyone want to go with me to find the ****** of the year and knock some sense into her?
  26. Becks...poamr

    ****** F

    Too bad the OP is ******. I'd have fun with this one. Asshat.
  27. Becks...poamr

    You Pick My Birthday Activities

    So generous. I was just going to ply him with ****** and give him some birthday...cake. Yeah...cake...that's it. :looking around, making sure Senob isn't paying attention:
  28. Becks...poamr

    What's your favorite oxymoron / antithesis ?

    CCT stole my answer. I'm going to have to challenge him to a wrestling match to see who gets to have ownership of it.
  29. Becks...poamr

    Wrongly convicted man sued for ***** support

    That poor man. I wanna find that woman and kick her bitch ass from here to forever. I don't know...I found that^^ to be an interesting tidbit.
  30. Becks...poamr

    Are you Happy with your Life??

    I am content.
  31. Becks...poamr

    You Pick My Birthday Activities

    Aren't these two basically the same? Come out to NJ and hang with me and Senob. I should have Halloween off (hopefully...).
  32. Becks...poamr

    Whose tits do you want to suck on?

    Judging by the number of guys who have mentioned it to me...I'll have to go with mine. But if I had to suck someone else's, I'd go with CCT's.
  33. Becks...poamr

    Who's the second funniest on the board ?

    I have a few nominees in mind...
  34. Becks...poamr

    I've been brainwashed!!!!!

    I really have to write this stuff down.
  35. Becks...poamr

    Going it alone

    Warm comforting ones, but sometimes they feel a bit "moist". Just give me some money and let me know of a fun place to hang out and I'll leave the two of you alone for a while.
  36. Becks...poamr

    Annoyances

    Poor spelling and/or grammar.
  37. Becks...poamr

    man finds 3.92-ct white diamond

    Anyone wanna take me there?
  38. Becks...poamr

    I've been brainwashed!!!!!

    Which one? Her or her ******? Her after she found out about her ******? I need details. By the way, you're not funny, no matter WHAT CCT says.
  39. Becks...poamr

    New things to do in bed?

    Light bondage? Threesomes?
  40. Becks...poamr

    Going it alone

    Do you need to be held in a comforting manner? Your choice, as always, between Senob and myself.
  41. Becks...poamr

    Should I tell her about my first time...?

    CCT is very wise. :bowdown:
  42. Becks...poamr

    Annoyances

    That's usually Senob's reaction. I'm annoyed at myself right now.
  43. Becks...poamr

    Countering Credit-Card Pushers

    I'm such a tool.
  44. Becks...poamr

    Hotel Pay Movies

    Ah, man, they had a great selection!! Wanna go back sometime and see?
  45. Becks...poamr

    ever made a sex tape?

    Damn it, I was promised part of the profits!!! :1orglaugh I'm glad you enjoyed it. :tongue: (I'm sure the highlights for you was every part of Senob's body...rowr) The things I find out about you. I need a new man. Any volunteers?
  46. Becks...poamr

    Polar Dinosaurs Left Their Tracks

    Could it be at all possible that it also wasn't as cold then?
  47. Becks...poamr

    ever made a sex tape?

    Not that I'm aware of, but I know some weirdos that just might have.
  48. Becks...poamr

    What pornstar do you share a birthday with??

    Re: Who do share your Birthday with?? Amelie Mauresmo and Sophia Gently ...and I've never heard of either of them. :dunno: This my exact date of birth...year included.
  49. Becks...poamr

    Art masterpiece found in trash

    And clothing. :eek:
  50. Becks...poamr

    Like Hitting A Brick Wall

    Looks as though they were speeding and lost control of the car.
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