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I can name two!! I went to work and I enticed at least one man. :nanner:

So this is what guys do when women aren't around.

I have a pretty new watch. :D

Senob, of course. But I have a list in reserve.

Poor woman. I really don't know what else to say to this one...

Mickey D's, then Wendy's, then Taco Bell, then Subway...BK for the hashbrowns in the morning, though... Hmmmmmmm...Gotta talk the man to take me there before work on Tuesday... You've heard of Culvers?? When I go to WI to hang with the ******, we go there!!! Every BK I've been to has been...

I thought the only rule was "Don't talk about Fight Club"... :dunno: Seriously, very interesting article. Thanks for sharing, SH!!:wave2:

All the money I'll ever need...no more, no less. And for my digital camera to work. And French Bread pizzas. And a pony.

**** to say it, but I don't make slikpulla's kind of GC. Mine is totally different. It's in the recipe thread, I think... Anyhoo... You, of course. Why do I keep failing at my diet?

You're right but he can be so indescribably oblivious.

You're so wonderful, I think you lie every time you say you're single.

I wonder what she looks like. I know some Serbian woman and they are gorgeous.

I might get my bellybutton pierced and wait to see how long it takes Senob to notice.

Is all about the dark honey. :D

I am shocked and appalled by what some people do. :eek:

Anything is possible. It's not always probable, though.

Well, I guess my first thought suggestion of anything by 2 Live Crew is out...

Oh, I need brain bleach™®© now. I don't know. You can ask the guy who delivers the pizzas I order. I tip him well, but I think Senob would object if I...you know...

My bellybutton lint can write better porn. Beat THAT.

Not that I'm aware of. Should I make ghetto casserole or fried potatoes for supper tomorrow?

Not yet. Have you ever been caught commiting lewd acts in public?

I want BLTs.

Nice wood. :nanner:

If even one of them had a sandwich, it could be a famiy picnic.

Hmmmmmm. No comment, except to ask for people to pity me for knowing you. :tongue:

Craving a BLT and not having any bacon.

I predict that I'll get really pissed off soon.

Chef, if you're behind at 26, I'm even farther behind than you at 28.

They'd have to fake it. :eek:

Don't hold your breath. :wave2:

You'd be surprised at what I see. And I don't even need *****. :D

Since I haven't bought any new books in a while, I'm reading the first five books in the "Outlander" series by Diana Gabaldon. First book--Outlander (of course)

Peeps in my windows. :eek::1orglaugh

Wasn't there a guy in India or some such place that really did have two, and he had one removed because he couldn't take the embarassment? :dunno:

:sigh: "Fuck you, Jobu, I do it myself!!"

You two just HAD to ruin it for those who will be seeing it delayed on the West Coast, didn't ya? :mad:

Not true. If the penis is too big, it scares me. :eek:

Very interesting story!! Thanks for sharing!! :thumbsup:

Yep. :D Hmmm...didn't work as well as last time. Maybe another day off, and I can find someone else to play with? :tongue:

However did you know I did that?? You're not the peeping tom outside my window every night, are you? Not that I mind, I just want to know.

Paris...let's see... Eiffel Tower Notre Dame Seriously, stray off the beaten path and find interesting things that way. Usually less tourists, too.

Fixed, to make a point. She was Posh, but now she can be scary. OK, that seemed funnier in my head. I'm so :lame:

I've experienced smaller... OK, fine, I'll leave you alone for a while and let you regenerate.

Be glad I'm crazy. If I were normal, I'd be BORING. No one wants that.:eek:

I like my men easy. Rowr. :nanner:

Is edging closer to 100 rep points. :bowdown:

Nope. Laughing too hard, however... Have you ever gotten declined for a credit card and approved for a credit card on the same day?

If only that were true. :( Mine are only perky thanks to pushup bras.

I'd come back and clear you out. :angels:

Wow. I'm surprised at Sharpton's reaction. :eek: I don't have cable, so I only see the show on occasion on my yearly prilgrimage to WI. I liked it. :dunno: Was it his *** that ****** it to the media. I forget. Damn, I'm blonde today.