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  1. Ace Bandage

    Adult models in the same league as Nikki Nova and Got Gisele?

    75VmA7mZxxs I fucking love the tattoos. :thumbsup: And she's definitely still smokin'. That girl would still look good if she wore a trash bag.
  2. Ace Bandage

    Adult models in the same league as Nikki Nova and Got Gisele?

    Hope Dworaczyk, Hillary Fisher, Olivia Paige, or Sara Jean Underwood. You might be getting a limited response now, but the first 1,462 threads on this topic were pretty successful. Seek them out, Grasshopper.
  3. Ace Bandage

    Any good homemade porn communities?

    I can't decide whether or not your idea is worse than the pet rock. Host your own site if you can't find anything out there that you like.
  4. Ace Bandage

    2010-2011 NCAA Basketball Thread

    College Game Day on ESPN is live today from the Purdue University. This is the the first time they've been here since The General Robert Montgomery Knight was added to the broadcast. Even though he was always hated while coaching Indiana, he was certainly respected. His legendary rivalry with...
  5. Ace Bandage

    Post your favorite music videos

    It's an animated video, but it perfectly fits the song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8ZUV9IBEXY&ob=av3el Embedding disabled. Fuckers... :mad:
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    Keith Olberman out at MSNBC

    I haven't watched him since he left ESPN. Keith and Dan Patrick used to be the best SportsCenter duo back in the day. I guess he should have stuck with sports...
  7. Ace Bandage

    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    :yesyes: (I'm in a Will Smith song)
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    Jerking now

    You've got to stop doing that in my bathroom. It's awkward when company comes over... :o
  9. Ace Bandage

    What Are Your NFL Football Playoff Predictions?

    I'm stoked that Jim Cornelison is singing the anthem at the Bears game again. That's fucking awesome. I can guarantee they're going to carry over the Hawks tradition of cheering during the song. That's bound to make some people irate. Nobody does it better than Jim though. Watching him sing it...
  10. Ace Bandage

    Rate the signature above you

    8.125/10 Where the boobs be? :mad:
  11. Ace Bandage

    Test Area V

    ^^^ Mmmmm, boobies.
  12. Ace Bandage

    Change back your avatar, dude. That was one of my favorites. :( Oh yeah, go Steelers! :tongue:

    Change back your avatar, dude. That was one of my favorites. :( Oh yeah, go Steelers! :tongue:
  13. Ace Bandage

    Photoshop skills?

    It's a program, moron. You' don't turn it on. It's not a Commodore 64. I can't neg rep you again, but it's great to see that you're still following me around. I appreciate the love. :hatsoff:
  14. Ace Bandage

    Photoshop skills?

    Really? :facepalm: I'm reasonably proficient at Photoshop, but I'm not wasting my time putting digital ejaculate on girls' faces. What in the fucking french toast is that about?
  15. Ace Bandage

    Fountain Lady: What do u guys think?

    If you're fucking stupid enough to fall into a goddamn fountain in the middle of a mall, you deserve to get humiliated. Don't be a fucking moron and that won't happen. It's shallow water, you weren't going to drown and nobody is required to helm your dumb ass out of there. It's not a fucking...
  16. Ace Bandage

    ACO Request - Sent a few days ago?

    I guess that Ronnie and Peter aren't always on the ball... :tongue:
  17. Ace Bandage

    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    8/10
  18. Ace Bandage

    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    :facepalm:/10 No avatar...
  19. Ace Bandage

    Average man can impregnate 33,000 Women

    Well then I guess Wilt Chamberlain was an underachiever...
  20. Ace Bandage

    And so it begins...

    Fuck this ****. I'm done with snow. We're not getting enough to cancel anything so it's just fucking annoying. If it has to snow, then dump at least a foot or don't bother. 6 inches of this **** just makes my commute a few minutes longer and means I have to shovel off the goddamn driveway and...
  21. Ace Bandage

    Young Girl Singing Nat. Anthem When Mic Goes Out and Crowd Finishes

    Yes, and yes. I **** the fucking Bears though so my excitement was much more mooted. I love listening to him sing the anthem at the UC. He really gets the crowd going before Hawks games. It's no wonder they gave him a ring too when they won the Cup...
  22. Ace Bandage

    jan 20th is my birthday

    Is this a fucking trick question? You just said you had to work. I suggest you do that.
  23. Ace Bandage

    Jazmine Cashmere or Jazmin Chaudrhy? Kashmir vs Bangladesh, around India and Pakistan

    Re: Jazmine Cashmere or Jazmin Chaudrhy? Kashmir vs Bangladesh, around India and Paki :throwup: Wow, neither one has never been a more needed choice than in this thread.
  24. Ace Bandage

    Blueballs shoots down your advances

    Nice dunlap... :facepalm:
  25. Ace Bandage

    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    8/10
  26. Ace Bandage

    Young Girl Singing Nat. Anthem When Mic Goes Out and Crowd Finishes

    They should have been singing to begin with, goddammit! :mad: Unless, you're cheering instead whilst at a Blackhawks game, you should be singing. One of my favorite anthems: QswTLBI1zd0 Jim Cornelison is the man. Fact.
  27. Ace Bandage

    Ever Find A Girl In Your Favorites That You Weren't Aware Of?

    Maybe you should leave the house more often... :dunno:
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    Need your opinion - myFreeOnes VIP account

    I'm all for anything that lets me have a larger signature and avatar. I'm incredibly inadequate, so bigger is always better. None of the other options are important to me though, so the buffet style would work best for me. And since I'm the most important one here, you should go with that...
  29. Ace Bandage

    Have you ever hosted a *******

    I hosted a Super Bowl party last year. Then my team lost and I punched a baby.
  30. Ace Bandage

    Post a random song lyric

    This place is a prison And these people aren't your friends Inhaling thrills through $20 bills And the tumblers are drained and then flooded again And again There are guards at the on ramps armed to the teeth And you may case the grounds from the cascades to Puget Sound But you are not...
  31. Ace Bandage

    Test Area V

  32. Ace Bandage

    Why have the mods lost their rep power...

    Gregory didn't stop being a mod so that he could keep his rep power displayed, did he? That sounds like something I would have done. :facepalm: I mean... rep is meaningless. Who fucking needs it?
  33. Ace Bandage

    Girls rimming guys

    Then you need to stop watching gay porn... :flame:
  34. Ace Bandage

    Justin Bieber's movie

    He's right after Lebron om my list of people to send skydiving without a parachute.
  35. Ace Bandage

    what game are you playing right now?

    NHL 11. Season mode with the Hawks.
  36. Ace Bandage

    Competition time! Win THOUSANDS OF POUNDS OF STUDENT LOAN!

    Mostly because I'm awesome.
  37. Ace Bandage

    Competition time! Win THOUSANDS OF POUNDS OF STUDENT LOAN!

    Like most of the people who view your threads, I didn't vote or give a **** about the topic.
  38. Ace Bandage

    Todays MLK Day

    And you're a delusional human who thought he was a wolf, but now seems to think he's a polar bear. I'd rather be old, than crazy. ;)
  39. Ace Bandage

    Scientists warn California could be struck by winter ‘superstorm’

    We could be so lucky. If that happens, can we just saw off the entire state and let them drift out into the Pacific?
  40. Ace Bandage

    Competition time! Win THOUSANDS OF POUNDS OF STUDENT LOAN!

    You're trying to give someone your student loan debt? :facepalm: Is there any chance you could fall on some rotating helicopter blades? I'd be very appreciative.
  41. Ace Bandage

    Was It an Inside Job??

    Your *** eats spam... :angels:
  42. Ace Bandage

    Was It an Inside Job??

    (wait for it...)
  43. Ace Bandage

    Was It an Inside Job??

    In before close. Air five, FTW! :D
  44. Ace Bandage

    do you believe 911 was an inside job

    She has awesome tits. Unfortunately, she comes across as being slightly less intelligent than Cheese Whiz. She hasn't read any good books and would consider marrying Tiger Woods. I wouldn't exactly take her thoughts seriously unless they were about something a little more superficial. Global...
  45. Ace Bandage

    ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever ***** of being a mod? Deadline is Jan 24th!★

    Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever ***** of being a mod? Look inside!★ I was hoping the same about you. Imagine my disappointment. :******:
  46. Ace Bandage

    ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever ***** of being a mod? Deadline is Jan 24th!★

    Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever ***** of being a mod? Look inside!★ When they became moderators, I never saw Nikki or Artimus anymore. Something must happen to you after you're given broad administrative power. Well, except for Gregory. He fucking lives here. I was hoping PlasmaTwat would...
  47. Ace Bandage

    Todays MLK Day

    Yes, and as much as I enjoy the day off, why not spend the day learning about what MLK and others did for the Civil Rights movement? I teach at a school with a high number of African American students. Unfortunately, most of them know his name but don't know anything about the non violent...
  48. Ace Bandage

    What Are Your NFL Football Playoff Predictions?

    The Real A-Rod > Fuckin' Jay Cutler. And it's not even a close comparison. Packers 31-21. I honestly don't care who wins the AFC. Big Ben deserves to be in jail and Sanchez is a douche bag. Rex Ryan is just a fat fucking mess too. I give the edge to the Steelers in this one.
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