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*** is the most difficult job in the world. Fact. Much respect.

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Apple Pucker. :facepalm: I was 12. My friends and I took it out of my our downstairs refrigerator. After we each drank a little, we filled it back up with water. My parents never drank out of it anyway, and they didn't find out until we told them years later.

Clearly, you thought wrong.

Diva, PM a mod to close this thread and have them put a link to the new thread in the final post.

He doth look... angry. :facepalm:

3/10 :eek: Was she involved in an industrial accident, or is she supposed to look like that?

******* and hookers for everyone. That about covers the needs of a homeless man. Fat chance he spends it responsibly. If his ******* left him a great deal of money in his will, why didn't he help him when he was alive? I **** feel good stories. Here's to hoping he overdoses before the end of...

I've never even been to Berlin, thus I couldn't care less. The fuck is Venus anyway? (not the planet, jackasses) http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/121/234/LOOK_AT_ALL_THE_FUCKS_I_GIVE.gif?1304869942

I rearry rike Asian women. :shy:

What are your thoughts on Major League Baseball Rule 6.10?

Jesus, goddamn Christ. :mad: You don't need the Internet. Get some rohypnol, go to a bar, find a lady, spike her *****, take her home. Disco! Casual sex shouldn't be this fucking difficult.

Sorry, I didn't get past "I seen." My eyes started ********. :( He's a male porn star. They get paid $6.94 per scene. They either have to be really busy or get a second job. That's why Scott Nails has participated in 42,918 adult films.

I don't think that 10 people are entitled to millions of dollars because the FBI mistakenly knocked down a door to a house they don't even own. I also don't believe that the officers involved deserve any disciplinary action. They were trying to arrest a fugitive, and were acting on an outdated...

Perhaps you did not read my entire post

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Wrong. They did not have a search warrant, they had an arrest warrant. Search warrants are used to collect evidence, arrest warrants are used to arrest people wanted for felonies or misdemeanors. The FBI believed that Ms. Hunter was at the house, thus their entry into the house was perfectly...

About 3 weeks ago. I hated the A-Ry nickname, so I shortened it to just one word.

For fuck's sake, read the article. They were executing an arrest warrant for her. That's why they knocked down the goddamn door. And you can't blame the FBI for not knowing about the change of occupants. People being pursued by the police who have arrest warrants out for them rarely file the...

This, for sure. Quit being a fucking degenerate and pull your goddamn pants up. You play for the University of New Mexico - you're nobody.

The person they were looking for had moved, and the FBI was unaware of that. The people are living in a residence that is rented out to tenants and information about the current occupants may not be updated regularly. While the FBI made a mistake, that doesn't entitle this man and his 10...

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Jenny Reid http://www.flixerz.com/playboy/jenniereid/indexb.html http://www.bestbustybabe.com/pics/jennie-reid/adultstars.html She's from Cali, and I'm not describing where her tattoos are. Look for yourself. She's fucking hot.

Hell, a few years ago, you probably could have met her and made your own. She married Kevin fucking Federline. Clearly, she doesn't have any standards.

From my perspective, it's the World Series. My Blackhawks and Colts have already won championships in my lifetime. However, my great-grandparents were the last ones to see the Cubbies when win it all.

Death Cab For Cutie - Crooked Teeth

I think you're a giant fucking vagina. If you don't like the United States of America, then you can get the fuck out. I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet... :mad: Seriously though, I **** heat like that. It's 102 in Savannah right now. That's just...

I'll take Jillian Wunderlich, Miss Indiana. http://www.missindianateenusa.com/images/photo-titleholder.jpg

You silly goose. Everyone knows that porn stars and strippers aren't really people, right?

I was going to watch women's soccer, but I decided to sew my head to the carpet instead. Turns out, that was more entertaining.

This. I'm always interested to hear what the dude playing a lesbian on the Internet has to say. Or not so much, really. Sort of gets old.

Goddammit! There is no such thing as greatest rapper of all-time. That's like saying there's a greatest female basketball player of all-time. They all fucking suck. :mad: Truth.

9/10 Love the tats.

Thanks for the attempted neg rep. Unfortunately, since you only have 78 posts, your rep power is 0. That means that you can't affect anyone's rep. I appreciate the effort though. :hatsoff:

I'm pretty sure that Facetious answered the question in the 4th post. The remaining posts are a mix of help and typical jackass responses like mine.

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No, not at all. The closest I've been is probably severe turbulence on an airplane. And even then it wasn't that bad. I plan on skydiving soon. Hopefully, that scares the bejesus out of me.

Yeah, but if you do that, you also have to imagine that the dick is 1/4 the size.

:1orglaugh He called it the hizzouse. That's from MMfA's about us page. Of course they're outraged, they're a liberal watchdog site. What Bolling said wasn't that inflammatory. The race card is so overplayed. Get over it.

Did the lack of subject-verb agreement in the thread title aggravate anyone else? Just me then? All right, moving along...

That's it, that's all. I'd like to thank you all for coming out. Tim Thomas - Con Smythe trophy winner. No doubt about it. A hot goalie is a tough obstacle to overcome, and he's been damn near perfect.

Rohypnol, **********, and a VW bus. She'll never see me coming.

I'm thoroughly enjoying this. :D The crowd would be a factor, but Tim Thomas can't hear the screaming fans over the sound of how fucking awesome he is.

Wow, what a waste of money! :facepalm: She could have bought about 116 million cans of SpaghettiOs instead. Just sayin'...

I don't give a fuck about Boston. Did I say it was a clean series? I'm just rooting for the Bruins because I **** Vancouver. The Hawks should have taken them down in the first round. And the Torres remark was about his hit on Seabrook. Fucking bastard.

So... you're telling me there's a chance. :D Now that she's free, I guess I'll make my move.

Goddamn, I **** the Canucks. Fucking dirty playing ****** fuckers. Fuck the Sedins and fuck Luongo. And definitely fuck Raffi Torres. Cheap shot bastard.

You're wearing an eye patch. The fuck do you know?

He's always been sexy though, right? Wait, what?

Clearly, the lack of interest from anyone here has gone completely unnoticed by you. I don't think anyone gives a fuck about her next sex tape or about her in general. Just sayin'...