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  1. Ace Bandage

    Good Porn Movies With Storylines - recommendations?

    I thought that Good Will Hunting had an excellent plot for a pornographic film.
  2. Ace Bandage

    tattoos itch when they heal...oh btw how is your day going??

    If it's peeling, you're not moisturizing enough. I don't remember any of mine itching, but I'm also a badass. That's not to say that you aren't... :D BTW, pic of the tattoo, or it didn't happen.
  3. Ace Bandage

    I don't mean to offend anyone...

    I agree. I say we cut it down to ten using naked pillow fights and oil wrestling in an elimination style tournament bracket. Get all the girls together and see who wins.
  4. Ace Bandage

    What ****** troll shall we unban? If we were to unban one...

    I miss Trebus as well. :( I'm relatively certain he hated me... but it was a loving sort of ****. Also, best avatar. Ever.
  5. Ace Bandage

    Gadget Wishlist

    I've always wanted a personal hover car... :dunno:
  6. Ace Bandage

    A Note on Sam's sudden departure from the board due to banishment

    Sam I Am, bro! Where did you go, and how did you not know?
  7. Ace Bandage

    Happy valentine's day !!!!!

    Yes, this for sure. We didn't even really celebrate this year. No flowers, cards, or candy, but I cooked dinner, and we watched season four of The Big Bang Theory while ******** hot chocolate. I even got lucky at the end of the night. #winning
  8. Ace Bandage

    Drones Are Watching You

    But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big *******.
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    A Note on Sam's sudden departure from the board due to banishment

    Switch that to Rightist/Conservative and you're describing yourself. Funny how that works. :hatsoff: (And once again, way to take an impartial, neutral stance. I suppose it's not flaming if its done by a moderator... )
  10. Ace Bandage

    What was the last item you bought and how much did it cost?

    The Big Bang Theory seasons 1-4 bundle on eBay for $53.04.
  11. Ace Bandage

    Bi-Winning!!

    9QS0q3mGPGg
  12. Ace Bandage

    Are the latest Star Wars movies worth watching?

    Okay, the prequels I'll give you. But by making a blanket statement like LOTR>Star Wars are you saying that one of the LOTR movies is better than The Empire Strikes Back? Because if that's the case, we may have to throw down in fisticuffs...
  13. Ace Bandage

    ESPN Commercials: which is your favorite?

    E_QW63tmTuc 90YZV-w0AX0 rFyoOT_7LQY ^^ This one solely for the eye candy. I really heart Alex Morgan. :lovecoupl
  14. Ace Bandage

    Are the latest Star Wars movies worth watching?

    Find a tall bridge, pal. That's blasphemy.
  15. Ace Bandage

    Tiger Woods melts down in spectacular fashion at Pebble Beach

    Tiger Woods will win a major this year. Take that to the bank.
  16. Ace Bandage

    What team should Peyton Manning play for in 2012?

    A year ago, I would have agreed with you. With every day that passes now, I become more and more okay with the fact that he won't be a Colt next year. We had to move on eventually, and now seems like a great time. I'm already looking forward to free agency and the next season. We'll have 28...
  17. Ace Bandage

    Are the latest Star Wars movies worth watching?

    4, 5, and 6 were the best films of the franchise by far (5>4>6). Fact. The prequel trilogy films were each better than their predecessor in terms of quality (3>2>1). However, all three sucked ass. Fact.
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    (cont.) If you don't feel that you can contribute to the thread in a positive manner, then...

    (cont.) If you don't feel that you can contribute to the thread in a positive manner, then don't fucking contribute. I don't want any more of your babbling bullshit in there. People whined and bitched and moaned when there wasn't going to be a SOTW this year, and that's the reason I stepped up...
  19. Ace Bandage

    If you ever feel like calling me out again, feel free to do so on my visitor page. I will not be...

    If you ever feel like calling me out again, feel free to do so on my visitor page. I will not be responding to you in the contest thread because that's not what it's there for. And to answer your complaints: I don't give a fuck. I couldn't possibly know every signature that's won previously...
  20. Ace Bandage

    Would you support "Death Penalty by Challenge"

    I remember how a few weeks ago you hardly posted here anymore. My, how I long for those days...
  21. Ace Bandage

    Who is the sexiest woman in sports?

    Alex Morgan in body paint here... Yes, I believe we have a winner.
  22. Ace Bandage

    Whitney Houston Tribute Video

    Re: Whitney Houston Death Video U mad, bro? No need to get all butt hurt over it...
  23. Ace Bandage

    Okay, everyone. Here's the deal.

    I would play for my favorite teams. Which have now been posted here several times thanks to Sam and his copycat threads. Blackhawks, Colts, Cubs, and Pacers.
  24. Ace Bandage

    Whitney Houston Tribute Video

    Re: Whitney Houston Death Video You made a fucking account here to post that fucking garbage. That was not actual death footage which would have been removed by YouTube as soon as it was posted. That was a poorly made tribute video for a very unworthy person. Nice bait and switch with the title...
  25. Ace Bandage

    Looking for the perfect way to propose this Valentine's Day?

    I proposed to one of my exes by a beautiful waterfall. Miserable fucking bitch... :mad:
  26. Ace Bandage

    Where you at LurkingDirk?

    I may not be able to reach the bottom of a can of Spam with my dick, but I can bust the sides out.
  27. Ace Bandage

    damn twitter

    I follow a few people, mainly athletes, IndyCar drivers, and Mike Birbiglia. I'm not pretentious enough to start tweeting on my own yet, I just read what other people post.
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    Where you at LurkingDirk?

    It's not tiny, it's fun sized. :(
  29. Ace Bandage

    blowjobs with the girl lying down and the guy kneeling over her holding her head.

    I'm not totally certain, but I think there's a scene like the one you described near the end of Good Will Hunting. Could be wrong though... that happened once.
  30. Ace Bandage

    Where you at LurkingDirk?

    Who the fuck is this guy? :dunno: I mean this Dirk character... does he post here often? I've never heard of him. Seems like a giant douche though...
  31. Ace Bandage

    rate my girlfriends arse

    4 I'm the East German judge who is not easily impressed.
  32. Ace Bandage

    For the sports nuts in here: Chris Berman

    "You're with me, Leather." Any Deadspin reader will get it right away. If not, fuck off... or Google it. Personally, I cannot stand Berman. It just wears me out listening to him. I do not find him humorous in the least. All he does is call out ridiculous nicknames, rhyme words with fumble...
  33. Ace Bandage

    What does down south look like on a post-op MTF?

    You know... we have a forum for questions like that. http://board.freeones.com/forumdisplay.php?135-Shemale-Talk We like to keep the two places separate, lest we get cooties. You're better off asking your question over there.
  34. Ace Bandage

    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    Au contraire, mon frère: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?568799-The-Almost-Anything-Goes-Thread-%28read-the-rule-before-posting%29&p=6374816&viewfull=1#post6374816 :hatsoff:
  35. Ace Bandage

    Fury from Auschwitz survivors at Marine sniper squad seen in Afghanistan with SS flag

    Re: Fury from Auschwitz survivors at Marine sniper squad seen in Afghanistan with SS People not knowing that the war wasn't over after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!
  36. Ace Bandage

    The January 2012 OCSM of the Month goes to Briana Lee!

    Awesome, hookers and ******* for everyone! Congrats!
  37. Ace Bandage

    ****** shoots ********* laptop to teach lesson about FaceBook

    *** wins/10 Though I think removing the battery and confiscating the charger would have been more economically viable, you can't argue with the rest of his behavior. Some **** today need a swift boot up their ass to make sure they stay in line. This sense of self-entitlement is one of my many...
  38. Ace Bandage

    By what Standards are we going by in here?

    No, I don't. Sorry. I was probably just being a dickhead though. I'm pretty good at that. :dunno:
  39. Ace Bandage

    Would you bang Nixon?

    Is the fact that he's been dead for almost eighteen years supposed to weigh in our decision? I think he's a little past his prime now...
  40. Ace Bandage

    By what Standards are we going by in here?

    :confused: Why would I give a fuck if someone was being racist?
  41. Ace Bandage

    Obama on Acid

    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cool-story-bro :hatsoff:
  42. Ace Bandage

    Fury from Auschwitz survivors at Marine sniper squad seen in Afghanistan with SS flag

    Re: Fury from Auschwitz survivors at Marine sniper squad seen in Afghanistan with SS Okay, if you want it to stand for scout sniper, that's fine. But guess what, when people see those stylized sig runes, they think Schutzstaffel. So that means that you have to change your font. If you had a...
  43. Ace Bandage

    Obama on Acid

    Sigh. Again, I'm a Conservative. I don't find bashing President Bush any funnier than you do. Cool story, bro is sarcasm. It is never meant to be taken as a compliment. I'm not two faced. The thread you posted above is an NHL related thread. I watch hockey whenever I get the chance. We shared...
  44. Ace Bandage

    Obama on Acid

    I have just as much a right to post meaningless, worthless bullshit as you do. This is me exercising said right in your thread.
  45. Ace Bandage

    It's possible to sometimes do or say racist things and not be a racist

    I keep a few token Black friends around in order to give the appearance that I'm not racist. But it's all a ruse.
  46. Ace Bandage

    Obama on Acid

    :facepalm: I would have suggested posting these in the funny pictures thread... but, you know, they're just not funny. Editing press conference footage for provocative results is not entertaining. It is, like most of your threads, quite tiresome.
  47. Ace Bandage

    VOTE for the January OCSM of the Month! WIN Points!

    Sorry, but that word does not require a hyphen. Yes, I'm a huge nerd. :facepalm: This is the one inexplicable part of your posts that I never understand. I get that you tell like it is and that you're a real girl, and various other clichés that I can't think of, but why are you always insulting...
  48. Ace Bandage

    Candy You Couldn't Stand When You Were A *** and Still Can't Stand!

    Good & Plenty - the fuck is that **** about? Now and Later - taffy that tastes like plastic. Peeps - marshmallow nastiness. My ****** insisted on giving me these on Easter. I always traded them with my ******* for his Cadbury Eggs. #winning
  49. Ace Bandage

    Charles Dickens’s 200th Birthday

    200? :surprise: How is that fucker still alive? What's his secret? He also hasn't put out any new works lately... what gives?
  50. Ace Bandage

    What team should Peyton Manning play for in 2012?

    Sadly, he's as good as gone. I'll still root for him wherever he ends up, but the Colts have to draft Andrew Luck. The best way to get experience for a young QB is to play him right away. Peyton is a great example of that. Anyone saying that he's going to an NFC team is mistaken. He's not going...
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