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True fact. I'm fighting the urge to finger bang it, right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw_rLYJaqxE Is it wrong to find this quite desirable? I rather like mundane, mediocre sex. Get the job done, is it? Well thats quite alright with me. Carry on, mum.

Time to list your waifus. (3, cuz compromise! 5 is too much. Dont be a mormon.) Show me who holds a special place in your cumrag collection. Leslie Mann https://gfycat.com/simplelinedboaconstrictor-the-bling-ring-emma-watson-leslie-mann (Adam, my waifu is introducing yours, I believe?) Aubrey...

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I think the eye contact really sells it. Not the joke, but the creep factor. Which makes me laugh. So theres that. :)

Normally I'd think of this as a 'post games' thing, but with this international audience of porn fans we got here, and who knows if you guys even watch many movies? .. I thought I'd put it here as a challenge to everyone. :) https://oracleofbacon.org/ I've tried pornstars, presidents, silent...

https://www.techradar.com/news/windows-10s-latest-update-fail-could-be-its-most-serious-yet We’ve previously reported that KB4532693 was causing some serious issues for Windows 10 users, with people's Start menus and desktops reverting to their default states. However, it seems that issue is...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jQJNxGEfNc Automatic no-purchase. Looks nice, tho. Will watch 'lets-play' guys do the game, for me. 52 minutes already down, 60 hours to go. :)

I picked up a playstation game the other day. Tiger Woods 2017. It was hard to putt down. ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, fine I'll go. *walks away, looks over at the elevator* Ugh, I **** elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them. *walks back* Hey, I got a freeones style joke. How much sex does a person...

Isnt this a little... presumptuous? "Avatar 5 (pre-production) Jake Sully 2025Avatar 4 (pre-production) Jake Sully Lansky (filming) 2023Avatar 3 (filming) Jake Sully 2021Avatar 2 (filming) Jake Sully" Avatar 1 was 2009's darling. Someone asked me the other day, (as he was trying to prove...

I know this is old news or NOT really news, but.. really? A nearly direct rip of the federation of planets? https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51245262 AND https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2020/feb/10/amazon-trump-war-cloud-lawsuit-pentagon "Amazon was considered an early...

Lemme ass you a quasstion: How much ass is assnough? Whose assinine anal anagrams do you want to analyze with your analingual antique? anal ass anus ass asteroidal hemorrhoidal ANAL ASS!

I have to post here. Because this forum is semi-dead and us oldsters dont flame anybody for having an opinion. (unlike gamefaqs, IGN or... anywhere. At all.) ersion of a predetermined 'thing'?! I never even used Fire1 !!! HOW AM I GETTING FIRE 2?! Ahem, now the reason I take issue with games...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EAesv-PzpI "Jeff Goldblum reads thirst tweets" There is the example. Now that is something.. that you know. *sigh* (Probably didnt ever need to know, but whatevs) Time to play 'mad libs', in a way. Choose a person. Choose a verb. Make it sexytime. Funny...

So I'm gonna imitate Dino Velvet and just make a topic about it. So, at the barebones level.. TL;DR... you know how you would never wish certain things upon someone? So here are a few things that just happened in the last hour, and I wouldnt wish any of them on anyone. Except maybe the cat...

BEST DAMNED SALESMAN IN THE BUSINESS! We ***** to Bill Brasky! “Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Brasky, but there weren’t any horses around? Well, Brasky throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn’t you know it, my stamina...

American democracy is what happens after, LONG after decent monarchies and despots give up. When kings throw up their hands and say "FINE! YOULL SEE!" and gives up on their idiot mob of peons with opinions and endless wants and complaints. But the mob will never see or understand or capitulate...

http://6mature9.com/galleries/atkh/2019/02/Y5p52u8N/ Please and thank you? :)

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/trump-administration-launches-global-effort-end-criminalization-homosexuality-n973081 >BERLIN — The Trump administration is launching a global campaign to end the criminalization of homosexuality in dozens of nations where it's still ******* to...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=druHEnQqU7I First time I've agreed with Joe, too. Huh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDvMuGz-PWY&t=129s For whatever reason, I feel like jumping on turtles and leaping over bricks. Couldnt tell ya why, just an odd yearning.

I ned to kno. So backgroudn: I have an STD since 4evrz I'm supr jaded i'M 36 I ***** allot. Sometimes pas out and wek up with bruises. Sore. I dont remember, tho. I texted someone last night at 3:15 asking them to come beat my ass. I sent a text at 4:30 saying thanks. I dont remember, though...

No bubble butts, bro. Just delicious flat asses and Asian dialects. Are you tired of THICC CHICCS? ME, TOO! Bring back the 80s hair band models. The yellow girls! LESS CURVES = EASIER ACCESS TO THAT SWEET PUSS! ... so yeah. Discuss. Masturbate. Whatever you people do.

I know that vitamin water and lime juice is good for making your cum taste- and smell better, bu t do you guys have any household cum to make your tricks whiter and thicker? Like Christina Hendricks or Kat Dennings. Thanks, Bagger Vance.

You log in, you look around.. you see that apparently guys like sharing what they jerked off to. What topics do you never reply to? Because .. ugh. The way some of you feel about pornfan99 is the way I feel about some of these topics. "Why would I want to see that?"

I want you. I want you. Give. Starting with.. the mods. SKIBIDIPAPA!

Activision stock falls 7+ percent. Chinese company known already for Pay2win diablo knockoffs... now getting the diablo license. The guy in the audience that asks "Is this an out of season april fools joke?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtSmAwpVHsA&t=3s Take a looksie at that like/dislike...

Written by that guy with 14 posts who wants to jerk off to a movie from 22 years ago. For a friend, btw. You know the scene where it started with the F1 car and the F1 pit crew outfits, and it was followed up with some lesbian stuff, and I think the scene before had a cam on Jenna Jameson's puss...

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Examples, in personal order. Click on something, look at copyright date. 2003? Cant jerk to ancient porn. She probably has 4 **** and a mortgage, now. Click on ********* porn list, find dead girls ~ Anna Nicole Smith, Brittany Murphy, Carrie Fisher, Marilyn Monroe, etc etc. Cant jerk to dead...

http://6mature9.com/galleries/ow/3wV5eqn9/ Please and thank you. :)

So, I'm deciding to take the plunge into online bullshit. Monetizing, linking, advertising, spam, scams.. any and all. But I'm starting from .. lessay about 10/100. I know how to create a webpage, I know social media.. but I havent made a site I've intended to bank on. Now, I've registered over...

Grandma porn: Christie 'Wrinkly' Smoking fetish on a PAWG: Flick Buttz (Phat Ass White Girl, if you didnt know) Porn actor with a droopy face who fucks the American public: Richard Dicks'em Your turn.

http://6mature9.com/galleries/nl/SGgx49oT/ Sauce? Please and thank you. :)

https://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?692082-Hey-Zkenka&highlight=zkenka Wait... what.. hrrmmm. Waiting on your gifs and comedy. And maybe a cumshot from pornfan99. I ...*sigh* know what will come first. So yeah, what topics are your gold? What oddballs were out there?

http://archivegalleries.net/collection/aj/2017/08/2kjyQ9V/ http://archivegalleries.net/collection/aj/2017/08/oA2a7X9/ Man, I wish these sites would actually name and categorize their models. WHY CANT EVERYONE BE LIKE ebony-beauty.com or hair-everywhere.com ?!?!? :)

SO hard to find, lemme tell ya. The one time I finally got my fill on grape jelly dildography was never. I just have this thing for inputting sugary substances into easily infectable mucus membranes. It really gets me going to start yeasties, man.

She's a Conservative You’re out of town travelling and feeling lonely. Lying back on your hotel bed, you begin to fantasize about BNF Minidog. She’s a married girl you went to school with and you frequently picture her whenever you feel like a quick wank. She’d probably die if she knew how many...

I like the sharp one with the nice handle.

Ya know... sometimes there is just too much internet. What was the latest thing you regretted clicking on? Currently: raptor gets fisted and fucked.mp4 sauce: 8ch So... yeah.. a CGI velociraptor. And the exact 'screech' it does in jurassic park when it got... *sighs, lights up a cig* And I...

Girl x watches a metric fuckton of anime, for some reason always identifies with the most obnoxious character. Throws on a neon blue wig, exposes half her tits and ... Profit? And to make it even worse... WESTERN COSPLAYERS OMFG YOU DO NOT HAVE THE FACE OR BODY FOR IT STAHP DOING IT. A proper...

Just played a dark souls clone ~ except it fucking sucks. Ya know, liking a game that kicks your ass for any and all mistakes... is one thing. But to take that formula and push out all the reward and only offer risk.. blech. Dark Souls = You could actually tell where you were going. You found...

I need your best skanks. I need trailer trash. My balls arent gonna empty themselves to these quote/unquote beautiful ladies. I need legit, girl next door types. And by girl next door I mean the chunky ones. The butterface. The meth chick. The amateur girl that makes you stiff and also scared...

English muh fuh, do u speekit?

Current: Fap Brush teef/shower Go see a flick. **** off some downloads, absolutely fuggin EVERYTHING needs to be patched up. UGH Walk for a few hours, see the sights. Turn into 2 knives, be a beta.

This is what you did with the place? Glad to be back with my pervs. Fox elipss ever drop back in? DrMotorCity still humming? And... Man, i can not remember anyone else off the top. Any old timers modding/admin'ing, now? (2007ish regulars) What's up freeones. :)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090507/ap_on_he_me/us_med_testosterone_kids They warn that side effects include: These include enlargement of the genital organs, aggressive behavior, early aging of the bones, premature growth of pubic hair, and increased sexual drive. Soo, um.. still waiting for...