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  1. Torre82

    Fat Women Denied Entry Into the Club _ N. Jersey

    http://www.thisisjersey.com/2008/07/28/club-tells-fat-women-to-go-home/ Sorry to anyone who is offended but.. that's hilarious and I agree with the club owner. Oftentimes at the club you'll find those 3 'large' girls in the corner downing drinks, laughing too loud and pointing/insulting the...
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    Tversity, the Media P.O.S. for X360 and PS3

    http://tversity.com/ Supposedly.. and I've never gotten this waste of space to actually *fucking work*.. You can set up your computer as a streaming media outlet for your gaming consoles. Even if the console doesnt support.. I dunno, quicktime movies or shockwave flash files.. TVersity can...
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    GTA4: Niko Bellic's Homepage on the real internet

    http://www.istanbul.tc/mahir/mahir/ Niko the pimp. Roman's looking alright, too!
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    VIDEO: Honesty in Dating.

    God I **** how true this is. http://www.doubleagent.com/ap-3gAAABMNAAA
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    Hybrid Cars pose risk to blind/visually impaired

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/hsn/hybridcarsposerisktoblindvisuallyimpaired Oh come the fuck on! A story ripping on cars that use less gas makes it to the frontpage yahoo news? Why, because a hybrid user doesnt know when to break at a friggin' intersection or go the 5 MPH speed limit in a parking...
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    VIDEO: Top Ten Lamest Happy Meal Toys

    http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Videos/Viral_Videos/Top_10_Lists/10_Lamest_Happy_Meals_Ever/ What's fucked up to me.. is that I've had all of those 'cept 6, 2 and 1.
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    How TF is someone supposed to actually *COLLECT* unemployment?

    My last job went under as a result of the economy. I got severance pay, I got assurance that unemployment wouldnt be turned down by the owner.. I paid the bills up for the next few months. ... and then I actually called the unemp. office and found that it's all online now. I cant get anyone to...
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    Judge orders Google/Youtube to give ALL user histories/IP addresses to Viacom

    http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/07/judge-orders-yo.html Google will have to turn over every record of every video watched by YouTube users, including users' names and IP addresses, to Viacom, which is suing Google for allowing clips of its copyright videos to appear on YouTube, a judge...
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    RiffTrax / MST3K

    Anyone else a (huge) fan of Mystery Science Theater 3,000? Anyone loving how they're doing modern movies without censoring now? :D ;)
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    Hensel Girls - Conjoined.. twins?

    Each girl controls their half. I didnt even know this was possible, but they're alive and doing medically great. No problems. http://www.hemmy.net/2007/01/07/conjoined-twins-abigail-and-britanny-hensel/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail_and_Brittany_Hensel Just found it on a random search...
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    VIDEO: "The Owners of This Country"

    "It's called the American ***** because you have to be ****** to believe it." The Owners of this Country: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dY4WlxO6i0&feature=related
  12. Torre82

    Very Happy ****. Awww...

    http://www.veryhappykids.com/ Work safe. No girls with cups or BME pain olympics, I swear. Cute bastards.
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    Incorrect title when on the 'Report link.." page

    Free Pictures And Movies of Musician Aaliyah Haughton at Freeones Recently spotted a couple bad links. Noticed the page title was the same on some of them... thought I'd bring it to yer attention. :) http://i28.tinypic.com/fnzdr7.jpg
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    When did you join? Why? What was your reasoning?

    07-13-2006 was the date for me. A damn, DAMN long time ago considering it feels just like yesterday. (yesterday is more than a year ago? Huh. Aint that a bish?) Now I'd like to set down some guidelines.. ya know.. what were you doing that day, what didja post, etc etc.. but those usually get...
  15. Torre82

    Resident Evil 4.

    Sucks fucking ass. Just thought I'd vent to you guys. Now this isnt from a lack of skill, no. I can own anybody in first person shooters, console or PC... I just beat Guitar Hero 1 & 2 on hard without any hangups.. but my friend bought Res Evil 4 on a whim (I've beaten every resident evil...
  16. Torre82

    *VIDEO* Fucking : Impossible.

    http://www.fuckingimpossible.com/
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    Do you have anything to declare? x5

    I was browsing down the list of topics and found same-ol, same-ol topics.. ya know.. 'WHOSE ASS WOOD YOU LIKE TO SPANK?!' and so forth. But right alongside were strange ones.. 'ARE WE BEING CONTROLLED?!?' and other oddities. So I couldnt really tell you why it popped into my head, but I...
  18. Torre82

    Kermit watches 2Girls1Cup

    http://influks.com/post1905.html Yes. Yes, he does.
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    All the things we never say.

    I know, after reading the topic title there are plenty of ways this conversation could go.. but my intent is this: What we say in real life, on the board and to our friends is one thing. But in our minds are completely different thoughts oftentimes. This is my request to you fellow freeones...
  20. Torre82

    TEXT: "What am I doing wrong?" Asks 25 year old beautiful female

    What am I doing wrong? Reply to: pers-439XXXXXX@craXXXXXXX Date: 2007-10-03, 4:29PM EDT Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at...
  21. Torre82

    VIDEO: Honesty. Car Mechanic.

    http://www.doubleagent.com/ap-3gAAABMNAAA
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    Things that turn you on INSTANTLY?!

    Me? Seeing through a wide gap between a woman's legs. (mmm) Large, colorful areola. (Whoo, look at Mena Suvari go!) Seeing her look up at me while she sucks it. (Yeah, you know you have my pleasure HQ on your tongue...) Jennifer Tilly nude, on a bed, giving me her come-hither look. (Oh...
  23. Torre82

    Top 7 Most Scandalous(?) Wiki Edits. Read and see.

    http://wtfzup.com/2007/09/04/7-most-scandalous-wikipedia-edits-so-far/ With the advent of Wikiscanner, it is now possible to find out if prominent corporations, politicians or even government agencies are editing Wikipedia articles. Slowly but surely some hilarious, strange and scandalous edits...
  24. Torre82

    Hentai Games. Dating Sims. What do you suggest?

    I've been hankerin' for a decent HENTAI game for a looong time. I cant play most of them in XP. (TrueLove95, Season of the Sakura 4DOS, etc) Anybody have any suggestions? I've been pretty disapointed with some of the offerings in recent years. Indecent Teacher, Naughty Wives Club, Do you like...
  25. Torre82

    Annoyances

    What annoys you the most? Or rather.. what annoys you.. but noone else? Adam Sandler movies? Facials in porn? Girls eating bananas without moaning? People that use better smilies than you, on this BB? Etc etc.
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    Starcraft 2 Preview Vid

    http://blizzcon2007starcraft2.blogspot.com/ Looks like a 3D version of the old one to me.. nothing special 'cept for the new units.
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    Improving humanity one rule at a time.

    New Rule : Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the basketball team is doing these days--mowing my friggin' lawn. New Rule : Don't eat...
  28. Torre82

    Why?!?

    Why can't you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just ********? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you...
  29. Torre82

    How do you pronounce members' names?

    Like.. Peter Gazinya? Guh-zin yuh? Gaze In ya? BNF the mod? Bee in eff or BINEFF? Just thought I'd ask. P.S. If you dont have an opinion, second question is this: TOP TEN GIRLS YOU'D LIKE TO SPANK WITH YOUR BALLS! (Yeah. That's a joke.)
  30. Torre82

    Arealous' rating for Grand Theft Auto 4

    GUA HA HEEE! It isnt out yet. Arealous 0wnz you!
  31. Torre82

    Question for racist ******* whose bra's cause George Washingon to veto Stem Cell Bill

    Yeah. It's a joke. Carry on like normal and dammit.. vote for the worst frickin' topic we've got riding the front page as of this moment.
  32. Torre82

    CDX. Just try it. :)

    http://cdx-thegame.com/ Broadband only. No dial up unless you want a day's wait.
  33. Torre82

    KUNG FU GRIP is... BACK!

    http://www.hasbro.com/gijoe/kungfugrip/
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    Running REALLLLY fast!

    http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/86199/A_Guy_Running_Really_Fast.html
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    What do you guys listen to/watch while you're browsing FO's?

    I refer not to CD's or the satellite dish.. but like www.shoutcast.com or www.youtube.com What do you listen to.. that the rest of us can click on and share with ya? ;) Example: I'm fond of Groove Salad, Soma FM. Sooo.. what about'cha all? EDIT: Actually, this topic is my lack of interest...
  36. Torre82

    Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

    Found this on Craigslist a second ago. Beautiful story. And by beautiful I mean laugh til you cry and then cry cuz reality is a bish. ;) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago: I got a vasectomy. I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice...
  37. Torre82

    Dont touch the car. Tesla style.

    http://blog.scifi.com/tech/archives/2007/02/20/telsa_coil_prot.html Yeah. You're gonna have to WORK for that car stereo, bish.
  38. Torre82

    The Fart Game

    http://www.gameshot.org/?id=818 Sneak it in while a car passes with the spacebar. Or press left arrow to use your built-up 'silent' wind if you're about to explode. Exploding is bad. 3rd try, and getting pretty bored with it.. I managed: http://i12.tinypic.com/47nmzgn.jpg
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    Would you kiss the best looking girl after she said the funniest thing on virginity?!

    So totally, like.. if a girl was giving me oral but kissed me, it would be SO strange if she started yakking it up and just said.. OMG, the FUNNIEST THING! I felt so bad while she was laughing but it was truly funny! I acted like I was hurt by her words, cuz I had just lost my virginity and was...
  40. Torre82

    Whoa... Harry Potter.. naked.

    www.wwtdd.com/ That's just... wow. Didnt expect to see that. It. I wish him all the best in his career. This is certainly sending a different message than being Potter! LMAO! Makes me think of how Harvey Keitel's career took a turn after baring it in The Piano. 'Harry, you've been very...
  41. Torre82

    Britney Spears ******* Chamber

    http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Games/The_Britney_Spears_Torture_Chamber/ Disgusting and nasty! Just like real life.
  42. Torre82

    Warp that sh!t, yo!

    At first glance it's a lil lame, but hey.. after some experimentation.. and messing with various pics at other sites.. this is a good two minutes of playtime. http://www.onemorelevel.com/warp.php
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    Like Firefly/Serenity? Play the MMORPG?!

    http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,72263-0.html?tw=rss.index Good news for fans of the short lived series.
  44. Torre82

    I gotta try this with my girl...

    Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like ******* at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to...
  45. Torre82

    How to rip a PHONEBOOK in half!

    http://www.shoutfile.com/v/wmvtJr0w/How_To_Rip_A_Phonebook_In_Half This..... works. Major points for that next bar bet. ;) cha-chingij!
  46. Torre82

    I rep the THREE guys above me because I...

    Thought I'd up the ante a bit. Why settle for one? We can ALL reach 20 million rep faster if we put our minds and clickers to it! ;) Plus, its actually pretty rare that I can rep someone in the other topic! lol, I need to spread myself around! ;)
  47. Torre82

    pics of girls eating hot dogs while getting *****'s

    you guys have any good links of pics of girls eating hot dogs while getting *****'s, thats hot. (If you have to ask, then you dont see the joke. :))
  48. Torre82

    Spider-Man style flash game.

    http://arcadeorbit.com/index.php?params=game/1254/Double-Wires/ Not bad at all. A little.. not difficult, per se.. but I havent made it past 60. You'll see when you reach it. ;)
  49. Torre82

    Fuckass Dickscum!

    Use those 2 words in a sentence. :wide, wide smile: Why Mrs. Dickscum, what lovely fuckasses you have, there!
  50. Torre82

    Hazleton: Putting a stop to all that Santa nonsense!

    http://www.nosantaforhazleton.com Dunno if anyone is offended, but.. that page has to be read to be believed. Santa is an ******* ***** and is UNWELCOME in this town! :shrug: You crazy christians! :slaps knee: Whew, you jokers. Oh, watch out for **** too!
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