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  1. Torre82

    The Secret of Nimh.

    What the hell is this movie about? I was bored off my ass in the first 10-20 minutes while I was a ***, I found out I hated Don Bluth's bullshit during my teens, and now that I'm in my late 20s.. I picked up secret of Nimh and GODDAMMIT this movie is still boring as ****, makes absolutely no...
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    MiniDog's new name?!

    CHOOSE IT! ROCK THE VOTE! and all that goodness. ;)
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    Anyone else wanna smack those global warming deniers in the face?

    I'm not on one side or the other.. cuz the science simply isnt exact. That's for sure. We cant say dinosaurs looked like this, we cant say the oil will run out today or next 50 years... But my point here is.. whether it's manmade or not, there is a huge shift in climate AGAINST US. Undesirable...
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    Honda Civic Musical Road Commercial. ... the fuck?

    Why oh why is it on every other minute? Is it catchy to put bumps on a road and show it all the fucking time?! Where is this road? Does anyone buy that car, is it a decade or two again?!
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    Kumar/Kal Penn joins the white house team!

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090407/ap_on_go_pr_wh/people_kal_penn .. the fuck? What does Harold have to say about this?! WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?
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    I'd Neg Rep the Guy Above Me Because..

    Now dont get all uptight about a little neg rep. In this topic we can 'roast' and poke fun at each other. RIGHT?!? Okay, lemme start it off with some friendly jabbing: FUCK YOUR *******! ;)
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    National Wear-Your-FreeOnes-TShirt day!?

    I was wondering for the rare few of us who have a T-shirt.. should not there be a day when we wear it proudly? I mean.. it's about impossible to find another posting member in the world who would recognize it.. (I'm at 1, myself. Somebody who trolled the msg board recognized the logo but not my...
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    Are our usernames our names? Are they our personalities? IRL would we use 'em easily?

    DrDeath, BlueBallz, ChefChiTown, Facial King, Philbert... Ever wonder who they were? Are they Doc, Billy, Chip, Steve and Phillip? What if we were to start going by first names on the board? How many are uncomfortable at the thought? What privacy do any of us really have, so why would it...
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    Feeling your age?

    Anyone else feeling that bite of age? It might have been a slow transition over the years but dammit, at 26 I cant stay up all night without help. I cant ***** without wanting to ********. I dont have that teenage energy AT ALL anymore. I can still fuck with vigor, I still have my skills AND my...
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    Watchmen: The End is Nigh Downloadable Game

    Found the demo and the full game on the 5th as a PS-Network download. Very decent beat-em-up. Almost wanna pay 20 bucks to get the full game but I prefer hard copies of my games. :P
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    Song lyrics WTF ARE THEY SAYING?! what did you hear? thread.

    Example: B52's - Love Shack When I was a *** I had no fucking idea what they said when the music stopped... and I settled on: SHAAAAAAMMMMPOOO!... Rusted. Later yes.. I found they said tin roof rusted... AKA the girl got pregnant. Yeah yeah, stupid indecipherable lyrics. So what songs did you...
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    Suggestion - WTF?WTF?WTF?

    Seeing as it's pretty obnoxious to see that every so often.. and new board members make topics/posts and ask what it means pretty regularly.. I thought I'd dole some common sense. Change WTF? to BannedWebsite!BannedWebsite!BannedWebsite! Maybe DoNotLinkToThisSite or...
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    Resident Evil 5 Demo. It's out. Thoughts?

    Didja like it? Didja **** it? Why do I have to stand still while reloading? Tell ya something I noticed. They're in Africa, right? How come there's only a few black people? I didnt realize that 80% of europe and mexico migrated to africa! WOW! Instant diversity, eh? ;) With that said, the game...
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    The Official 2008/2009 FIFA Football Thread

    ::chuckle:: You've been duped! ::takes pictures of your feet::
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    Considering most of us are 'live and let live', what disgusts you in porn regardless?

    For me.. foot fetish. Shaven pussies. Boring, androgynous female hips. I like sucking toes, I dont mind the taste of sweat and saltiness... but if a gallery of feet and toes pops up.. BLEH! Shaven pussies.. there's not much to see on the outside of a hole. Just go ahead and admit you like the...
  16. Torre82

    Desitin.

    It's pretty good stuff, yeah? My butthole isnt itching at all, now. Btw.. when you feel the need to itch your bunghole.. wadding up some TP and itching that way for like 30 seconds while the relief washes over you.. then you continue just a bit more.. ... and then you look at the paper and...
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    Online notepad? Is there one on FO's?

    I dont know how useful it would be for everyone, but if there was a way to store threads or replies or whatever in text for our own later use.. I'd like that. I keep thinking there's one around the board in some fashion but I cant recall. If you could put a little form under 'quick links' would...
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    Theoretical queston about a wife beater...

    Let's say your ****** ran off with an ex convict cuz she has bad taste in husbands (all 4 of them), and despite wanting to call or talk to you, maybe visit more than never.. she isnt allowed to by threat of ******** or ********* her ***. Which for this question would be myself. Let's say the...
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    iftheworldcouldvote. DOT com. Cast your vote and see what the rest of the world said.

    http://www.iftheworldcouldvote.com/ Pass it around, tell your friends, whatever. Post it on your MyFaceiPhone or somethng. :P Just thought I'd share it.
  20. Torre82

    Superman Vs Luke Skywalker

    Who would you fuck? ..wait, ****. Sorry I read so many of those threads.. I mean who would win?
  21. Torre82

    Who is Your Dairy Queen?

    Discuss again! (Bessie is pretty hawt, IMO)
  22. Torre82

    Mandatory number of posts before someone can post a new topic?

    Would be nice. Unless everyone really likes top ten lists, misplaced request threads and those midnight flamers that pop up from time to time.
  23. Torre82

    Quickest way to light a fire without a lighter?

    http://poststuff4.entensity.net/100308/flash.php?media=fire.flv Cool. I'll remember that next time I go camping. Yeah right, I'll remember that for a bar bet. ;)
  24. Torre82

    Why so democratic?!??!

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    Post History/Rep History Suggestions

    Post history only shows 500 posts... could you up that to like 5000? Some of us have a couple thousand, hehe. Rep history is pretty vague and I was wondering if you could mod it to show how much of a change that rep up/down/negligible changed it. Plus.. if we could browse through our entire rep...
  26. Torre82

    Aishmellwhaturcookin vs Toyota Prius

    SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE, GENTLEMEN?!? The Rock-Hai vs a car. Cmon now. Strange eyes or gay car. VOTE!
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    Government calling in the military to deal with homeless?

    http://www.armytimes.com/news/2008/09/army_homeland_090708w/ Ya know how people tend to mention the primary purpose of something first and then mention other things that MIGHT happen to justify the first point? 'Civil Unrest'... from civilians.. who may or may not be homeless people living in...
  28. Torre82

    What's wrong with this picture?

    Answer: Nothing. :D
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    What would you ask Geena Davis?

    Ms. Geena Davis, I have a few questions. Were you and madonna having 'a league of your own' in the trailers between takes? Just how does someone actually.. have sex.. with Jeff Goldblum, hmm? The long kiss goodnight wasnt bad. When you told that guy to suck your dick do you think that...
  30. Torre82

    A political apology I can feel good about!

    http://news.yahoo.com/s//nm/20080917/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_politics_greens Honestly.. how awesome is that? Canada looks like a decent joint to live in, I'm thinkin'.
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    Obama: Has the support of boobies.

    www.collegehumor.com/tag:governing-bodies Do you really want to go against the majority of women? I see more Obama racks, myself. ::stares at 'em:: Aheh heh.. such lovely registered voters!
  32. Torre82

    Awww, AWWWWW! "Why so curious?"

    I LOL'ed when I saw this. Thought I'd share it with you. Funny but makes ya go AWWWW, no they di'nt!
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    Heeeeyy! I have 2 suggestions!

    1. Let someone choose what font they want their posts to be in all the time. (Comic, wingdings, etc) 2. Give us 2 options regarding signatures: To always have the box checked, and to turn signatures off totally on the board. I for one never really like looking at someone else's interests and...
  34. Torre82

    *** field strips an AR15 in under a minute.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o20YI3CAhk Aww.. I dunno if that's cute or disturbing. Tell ya one thing, tho.. thats one *** I want on my side when the zombies come back from the dead. .. or the terminators come around. ... then again she's probably a republican. Hmm. ::stops hugging my...
  35. Torre82

    What exactly makes a shemale ass "hot"???

    Would it be the cock flapping around upfront? The testosterone pumping through the asscheeks? Maybe the mangina at the center of it all? Oh wait, I'm not gay. Nevermind. lolol
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    Holy ****, Christopher Lee (count dooku in star wars) was the mummy and dracula?!?

    Dracula The Mummy I knew he was old.. and famous, but.. DAMN! He speaks French, Italian, Spanish and German and can "get along" in Swedish, Russian and Greek. Sorry, was browsing IMDB and wiki (one references the other oftentimes) and just happened upon this information. Amazing stuff...
  37. Torre82

    Sick skateboarding. Check it out.

    http://www.adamkimmel.com/
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    BARACK-ROLLED! LOLOL.. OMFG that was awesome.. ROFL

    http://poststuff4.entensity.net/090808/flash.php?media=barackroll.flv Oh man.. that's fucking great. Laughed my ass off.
  39. Torre82

    Problem with quick reply in AFA's recent smoke topic?

    Quick Reply The following errors occurred with your ********** You do not have permission to perform this action. Please refresh the page and login before trying again. I was already logged in, and I could post the message as a normal reply. Quick reply kept rejecting, tho.
  40. Torre82

    Shall we rage against the machine, gentlemen?

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080904/ap_on_el_pr/cvn_convention_protests http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rage_Against_the_Machine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwHieykgCJk RaTM at the DNC protest, 2008
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    (Possibly) Breaking News: Sarah Palin is a.. GRANDMOTHER?!?

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/8/30/121350/137/486/580223 http://www.zimbio.com/Sarah+Palin+Scandal/articles/6/Rumors+Sarah+Palin+Fifth+*****+Abound+Internet?sidebar=1 http://www.236.com/news/2008/08/30/were_going_with_the_rumor_sara_1_8598.php...
  42. Torre82

    Man helps stranger from a car accident, learns 10 minutes later it's his dying wife.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1046516/I-stopped-help-pedestrian-hit-car--realised-dying-wife.html Now THAT.. is messed up.
  43. Torre82

    The Cunt Game

    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/453581 I made it to Fistula (Right after Menopause) and then decided to stop battling the evil pussy.
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    At the risk of starting another political topic.. here's OIL!

    I found this post awhile ago on one of the places I frequent. It eloquently sums up every point I've ever wanted to make about dems vs repubs and oil prices. Someone said: “Oil co's here (US) make about 6% profit, far lower than most other companies, so dont blame them, blame 30 years of...
  45. Torre82

    Mixed News: Flying **** + Elite HIV woman gives hope to researchers

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080811/od_afp/switzerlandoffbeatart HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! Oh ****.. that is messed up. I like the stern look on the guys face on the left side of the page, too. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080812/hl_nm/aids_couple_dc NOOO! DIDNT...
  46. Torre82

    Prince of Persia Movie - Starring Jake Gyllenhaal

    http://www.movietome.com/infocus/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=620525 Well.. he DOES look the part. I think it'll be amazing to make a decent movie out of it.. and I dont know if he can swing the persian accent. lol
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    Russia. Georgia. War or farce?

    So what're your thoughts, gentlemen and angrywomen? The focus of the world shifts to China and Georgia tries to assert itself against Russia and become completely independent? Russia.. did it ****** it's vassal country and say fuck you, get back in the empire? Too early to tell? Who knows
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    VIDEO: Beavis and Butthead. Sorta. XXX. SORTA!

    http://poststuff5.entensity.net/080408/flash.php?media=bandb.flv I dunno what to think about that. Overacting? Underacting? WTF comes to mind often.
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    ::cries:: Jenna Jameson.. pregnant!

    The vagina of my boyhood fantasies has... regrettably.. accepted the seed of another. According to WWTDD, which references the NY Post.. The pornstar who made my teenage cock hungry back in the 90s is happily expecting *****. What's next, Anna Malle dead? Kobe Tai retired? Chassey Lain on...
  50. Torre82

    TEXT JOKE: A message from my penis.

    I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: -I do physical labor. -I work at great depths. -I plunge headfirst into everything I do. -I do not get weekends or public holidays off. -I work in a damp environment. -I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation...
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