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  1. shimmy2

    Beat Whitey at the Iowa St. Fair

    last time i was in des moines, iowa i saw 1 black girl the whole time i was there. gorgeous hotel receptionist, even she was mixed... 1/2 german or something. we were joking that there are no black people in iowa. so its surprising when i read stuff like this... like where did all these coons...
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    Freak news about carmella bing

    what he said :dito:
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    Smartest Porn Stars

    Nina Hartley and Lorelei Lee went to the same university as me
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    Groupie Exposes Popular Young Rappers' ******* Use On Film

    lol@ the comments on that video "she be callin me ***** I would beat her motha fuckin ass like Chris Brown did Rihanna"
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    The tone of porn is becoming uglier

    Remember its JUST A MOVIE. Producers and talent are NOT there to hurt anybody and there is a lot you folks dont see off camera. its akin to pro wrestling and some girls are just really good at acting out the role. hell i've been talent on some fetish sets where there was a masseuse on set giving...
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    Beat Whitey at the Iowa St. Fair

    :1orglaugh
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    Facebook hit list results in three dead

    thats just surreal and unfortunate
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    Being overweight

    start living there 4-6hrs a day (at the gym) in a year you'll be 100lbs lighter. would you beleive that 2-3 yrs ago i weighed 265lbs, i started running my ass off, hit the weights, now i'm getting paid $100/hr to have pornstars blow me. just do it man your body will thank you. if you can afford...
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    Do you speak ebonics? Well the Justice Department has a job for YOU!

    every social clique has its own lingo in order to keep "squares" out their business. aristrocrats, masons, computer nerds, trekkies, etc... they may all speak english but its not textbook english. sure they can talk proper when they want to (or have to) but tis a matter of relating to their own.
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    Pornstars Without Makeup

    Re: Porn Stars Without Makeup On i cant count how many times a model has showed up to film and i didn't recognize her at the door. hair and makeup is an artform.
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    Your Perfect Woman

    athletic girls have the energy to fuck your brains out, the rest are show ponies
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    The Official "Ask Shimmy anything" thread. crazy black guy inside.

    i think this thread is officially closed now =)
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    Pornstars Without Makeup

    Re: Porn Stars Without Makeup On this is true. and porn usually focuses on that glamour aspect. often the only thing that separates a girl next door from a 'porn star' is about 50 bucks worth of cosmetics, highlights, fresh threads, and a bit of gym time. but its a commitment most aren't...
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    What's your ethnicity?

    colored black african american negro... indian ***** quantum status pending just check whatever box helps you get ahead
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    Youngest Pornstar

    i filmed haley cummings first scene right after she turned 18, right in my little office space:
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    What is the first thing you notice when you look at woman?

    eye contact, when she breaks it you own her
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    Gaya Patal... not really Indian?

    Yes I agree with you there. It is a real pain in the ass to produce authentic ethnic content which is why so many producers and studios "fake it". I keep it real and travel the distance for "real indians" and as a result I catch a lot of hell for it. But if you're gonna do it don't hoodwink the...
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    how much would you pay?

    anywhere from 60-250 depending if they're a pro or amateur. we are talking legit legal video work here of course. if you're talking about just paying a chick to blow you for fun thats entirely up to your discretion and depends on where/how you meet the girl ie: is she off the street, your...
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    Last Full U.S. Combat Brigade Leaves Iraq

    well you won't catch me over there anytime soon
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    looking help for Porn website

    that money will soon be gone if you hop into porn blindly with no experience. every model you hire, every shoot you do, every piece of equipment you buy, is a $ risk you may or may not recoup so make sure you enjoy what you do.
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    Things you can't unsee?

    tubgirl
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    Bears found ‘guarding’ cannabis fields in Canada

    what do you expect from a "country" that can't even decide on an official language! Qu'attendez-vous d'un pays qui ne peuvent même pas se prononcer sur une langue officielle!
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    Swinging and open casual sex - how to start out?

    :D move to a bigger city, go on a cruise, attend a porn convention, go to vegas, etc. most small town swingers clubs are almost masonic due to obvious reasons. i have heard of some that exist waaaay out in the sticks at mansions in the middle of the swamp here in FL, often in the bible belt...
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    U.S. talk show host who used the 'N' word 11 times to a black caller on the air quits

    Re: U.S. talk show host who used the 'N' word 11 times to a black caller on the air q and she takes horrible stills
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    U.S. talk show host who used the 'N' word 11 times to a black caller on the air quits

    Re: U.S. talk show host who used the 'N' word 11 times to a black caller on the air q if that is indeed her real pic she had some nice abs back in the day. what happened to her
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    What would make white on black porn better?

    so THAT is what i've been doing wrong all these years!
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    Getting buff on a low budget?

    you go to LA fitness too apparently :1orglaugh seriously the girls are there to workout, leave them and their ipods alone. there are more than enough coogs to occupy the average dude. but just go there, workout, and get back to life as usual you're not there for the chicks (i hope)
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    What would make white on black porn better?

    i've never heard anyone say "white sex" in a sentence. plus rep this man :1orglaugh
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    U.S. talk show host who used the 'N' word 11 times to a black caller on the air quits

    Re: U.S. talk show host who used the 'N' word 11 times to a black caller on the air q by the way i just played the laura radio show clip. who cares what she says that woman is hideous, shes on radio because everyone would change the channel when they saw her. now that cuban girl robin m. from...
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    U.S. talk show host who used the 'N' word 11 times to a black caller on the air quits

    Re: U.S. talk show host who used the 'N' word 11 times to a black caller on the air q your kungfu very strong :1orglaugh
  31. shimmy2

    Ask Kimora Klein Any thang

    :facepalm: i'm curious about the klein name though. also filming some new projects when i get back from canada if youre interested
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    Haley Cummings 45min blowjob video

    A very young and busty Haley Cummings gets down for 45 minutes... longest blowjob I've ever filmed, just released the DVD today her scene is on Rent Money Girls #2. Details on the blog here: http://www.shimmysbookmarks.com/?p=778
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    Hello From Asian babe Tia Ling

    hands down the funniest **** i've read today :1orglaugh
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    Motivation for porn?

    i no longer try to rationalize why i do porn (i'm 31 now) but when i first got started in my early 20s my motivation was to get out of poverty asap and this was a fast hustle way of doing so. you must have no shame, thick skin, and really put yourself out there to have any longevity in this game...
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    Coming September 27th! 12.5 Years of FreeOnes! Tons of FREE Stuff!

    I'll donate 6 DVDs and a 1-month NDNgirls pass. just got my FO tshirt in the mail today thanks
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    Getting buff on a low budget?

    another thing, i used to hear the argument of workout every other day to let the muscles you tear rebuild fibers etc etc... thats bullshit. i got better results by working out everyday, same body parts every, etc. you'll get built in 1/2 the time and by working out daily you wont be sore on your...
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    Getting buff on a low budget?

    try going to jail, or living in canada its about the same thing. you'll get built up as there is no other constructive use of your time other than to workout
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    From ghetto streets to executive suites, 10min video

    hmm so you wanna see the hustle phase video of me telemarketing, riding a bicycle everywhere to save gas, living off nothing but a bag of rice every month, serving drinks in a gay bar, ******** on the floor, selling veggies at hippy farmers markets, delivering newspapers, etc. that would make a...
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    Can you download "Audio only" porn

    you can probably still download those erotic stories in mp3 format from some sites. they're not as popular as they were 10yrs ago but im sure they still exist. used to listen to them on my mp3 earbud back when i was a security guard on night shift with the funny MiB earpiece thing, kept me awake
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    Getting buff on a low budget?

    you can join a gym in most cities worldwide for around $1 a day. just commit to it and do it. you dont need a trainer (yet) but I would have one of them write you up a workout plan you can stick to and give them a few bucks for that. Spend 2-4hrs a day at the gym everyday you'll see results...
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    Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!

    praise the lord! :glugglug:
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    From ghetto streets to executive suites, 10min video

    Found a 2yr old video you guys might enjoy, those of you who like behind the scenes success stories etc... its 10min long. Great for those of you considering shooting porn or getting involved in the industry, shows that anyone can make a come up if I can: http://www.shimmysbookmarks.com/?p=770
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    First 3-D Porn Movie

    "Taking almost twice the time to shoot than conventional films and with a higher budget" so that means they spent 40 minutes and $600 instead of a guy like me spending 20min and $300
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    I need your help...

    you're fucking hilarious girl i peeped your blog for the first time and loved the writing: "BP finally got that leak fixed! now i’m going to demonstrate how to get liquid from a pipe without spilling it. click here to see my “no spill” technique”." i do like the FLV video on the blog its a...
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    What If The America's Were Not Colonized

    yes sir they would be. which gives me a great idea for my next shoot thnx
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    Any FO members in Winnipeg or Saskatoon?

    its more efficient for me to go there than to fly all the girls here
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    Any FO members in Winnipeg or Saskatoon?

    Roll call, lmk. Also if you wanna be in a scene holla
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    What If The America's Were Not Colonized

    so how are americans treated in europe... if i went there would i be easily identifiable as a yank
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    SuperFine exotic girl from Dancingbear "Suck, Suck Pass"

    i think i remember her from the set of a kink.com shoot, look up ultimate surrender with ariel x and tia ling i think the black girl is the one from the crowd, don't know her name
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    Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!

    i know you're canadian (lawd ham mercy) but you have to have a thick skin and a don't give a **** attitude for being in adult. some guys are nice supplicating pussies, some are assholes who love to catcall. either way both types of guys are men of the same nature. for christ sakes guys are...
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