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sounds like my life before i started shooting porn. dude, the "good guy" gets fucked in the worst possible way 100% of the time i'm sorry to tell you. its just the way the game operates. and married life sucks, its for the **** basically, but once they're over 4yrs old its kind of a moot point...

its just a hunk of metal sitting on tires at the end of the day. does it laugh, giggle, moan, and smile when you fuck it? nah, the tires just squeal, **** breaks on it, and it costs you $ every time you turn the key

wow i learned what an assjob was today.

Re: Who made you cum today? Danica tc1rK0u1M1Y

penny flame was on to something with tristan taromino when they had a few instructional dvds (aimed at women) i think they were called penny flames guide to handjobs and rough sex. aside from that, there are only 2 ways to have sex, your way, and the wrong way. i know a girl that watches porn so...

craiglist girls are lots of fun. there is a bit of a jam here in the US now that CL is "censored" but there are plenty of other methods to hire girls. just off the top of my head, Phoenix Knight, Renee Blaine, Jayden Starr, Cameron Keys, Nikki Newport, and 100s of other girls I've filmed came...

Re: Porn actor has tested positive for HIV; industry clinic officials confirm a quara i know you guys dont wanna hear this, but donny long was right

PAUSE for a 1980s arcade flashback!

Re: Porn actor has tested positive for HIV; industry clinic officials confirm a quara its that time of year again, here we go

I film girls using local id cards all the time. Sometimes I even get them to hold up the city newspaper so the date of production is clear. Not Abigail deal for this girl but also not shocked people tattled on her. Likely she talked and told a friend first

Pussy is not free guys there is always a cost. Time money or both you're paying. Get over it, get some, and get on with your day :)

paul mooney wrote all of the homey skits, just so you know where the material comes from dude.

viva spain!

for guys in puberty i think age 13-14 is normal... i still remember this redbone black chick with curly fry hair in the 7th grade that gave me wet dreams at the time. thats a bit scary to nut on yourself while youre ******** for the first time without touching yourself or anything. i would be...

on the inside fold out of a record i found in the basement... the black chick with the big afro on the "skin tight" album from ohio players was damn near naked. that was the best porn they had in my day before vcrs. shows that im an old ***** i guess... (they used to have really cool artwork...

Voodoo from the wildcats comics, and psylocke totally. haven't bought a comic book since 8th grade and still remember those characters. ironically they look similar to most of the girls i fuck with in real life... so go figure on comic/cartoon influences

i call biracial tigerwoods looking girls hybrids sometimes, i assumed you were cablinasian

interesting dude, btw is cherokee an indian girl?

its all good dude. here's the "SFW" trailer of my weekend trip huJLysLWTp4

Re: Who made you cum today? my new indian shortee cindy of course

Re: White males....would you marry and/or have ******** with a woman who was not whit :1orglaugh for some reason i love it when people fuck with this alisa chick :glugglug:

work? in america?? with my hnic obama in the white house??? lol let me grab my canon and nikon bag, i'll go show yall my day job

yes thats very frequent in miami, ironically amongst spanish speaking girls. go peruse backpage.com (which is entrenched in cops now btw) and you'll see lots of ads in florida that say "no blacks" i've never questioned them why and dont really care, but based on stories i've heard from other...

ok so she's slightly over 4ft, but still easy on the back to carry around

i remember meeting you at xbiz summer forum a few years back, your tits look much bigger now! should net you a lot of fans/customers on this board good luck

how I spent my weekend in canada: :elaugh: full story, writeup, and audioblog @ the NDNgirls site. this chick Cindy will be on the boxcover of "NDNgirls 5 1/2" dvd next week. i love em' short

lately i use that twit thang about twice a month, only if i got some announcement about a new video i put out or something along those lines. i think its mostly for the girls... typical porn chick daily tweets 1. im at the gym 2. im on the way to my shoot 3. holy **** i missed my plane 4. this...

that is one cool picture dude, obviously a staged still... but borderline art

Misty stone with the curly fry hairdo baby cakes oiled up poolside Halle berry as crackho in jungle fever Sierra sanchez from ndngirls #3 raven Simone all grown up

it sure beats being a security guard at an Indian casino :)

Play on player

i get called that from time to time

Somebody just got owned about the shoes on while fucking, most scenes I shoot have girls wearing their pumps or platform sandals. It's sexier and they get better traction. it's also nearly impossible for most to do the booty clap/wobble in tease scenes barefoot, on carpet. hope that helps. try...

I thought this was a porn forum

it's so much more fun on the sidelines dude. no time to comment I gotta wax the escalade and get some more baking soda!

this guy keeps it real fo sho

shimmy owes me ***** support!

it's the only way to go. Though I do all that with **** too. Who wants to **** up and answer to someone everyday voluntarily?

Ramen noodles have enough salt to **** you. no i don't eat them, i have a "backup" case of them in my hurricane supply cupboard in case the big one comes. but it can't even be classified as food. thats just survival rations with no nutrional value whatsoever. they remind of being poor, college...

russian girls love chocolate. just sayin. and there aren't enough black people over there for me to really care about their collective plight anyway. they should get the fuck out and move where they are treated better... like an indian reservation :) by the way did any of you read the news...

im not a titty man but she could convert me

Inspire me i'm looking for some new ideas to roll with, thanks

these indian threads are so misleading

lately i call them dental assistants

so nice to be a human with no natural enemies while most species fight for survival daily

is this country headed in the right direction?

i interviewed sunny lane a few months ago just for you my man... czL6eIwBNDA

Re: Mexico hails arrest of second **** kingpin 'El Grande' as major victory over cart dude in the london shirt looks too happy to be in custody... everytime i hear of this beltran cartel i think of yurizan beltran

fuck you pay me