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  1. shimmy2

    How did I get so much street rep?

    hahah no one on the corner got swagger like us :1orglaugh
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    Yet Another Wish Thread: Your ***** Reverse Gangbang - starring you!

    backpage.com can help you :2 cents:
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    Laurence Fishburne's 19 Year Old ******** Goes Into Porn

    u know there will be a 10 page long FO thread when that video comes out
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    Aldi founder dies a billionaire at aged 88

    videoshoot shopping list (aldi, save-a-lot) : bottled water, cheeze-its, popsicles, bananas, diet soda, watermelon, cookies, newports yev_sEVHYls
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    The Official "Ask Shimmy anything" thread. crazy black guy inside.

    i will let you know next week when i'm back in canada eh
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    The Official "Ask Shimmy anything" thread. crazy black guy inside.

    LOL who do you think performs in all the videos on my sites :facepalm: k here we go.... 1. Do you pay the girls cash or by bank transfer? - cash, and if its over $600 (rare) i have the fill out 1099 tax forms too 2. Assuming you book girls through model agencies, how much of the money goes...
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    Aldi founder dies a billionaire at aged 88

    yes and its great for stocking bottled water and snacks for talent :tongue:
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    Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

    i'm "myself" (as fucked as that may be) in all my movies where i'm POVing or directing. on the other hand when i'm a hired *** i have to do what the man with the checkbook says. most of the time its nothing too fucked up, but you can generally blame the editor/producer for portraying the...
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    The Official "Ask Shimmy anything" thread. crazy black guy inside.

    is that even a question :*****:
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    Sushmita Sen vs Sunny Leone

    i will go with who i know here... never heard of the other chick until today but she looks similar. i'm sure lots of girls resemble sunny, but it boils down to whos in the industry and accessible right. i'm just a random negro and ive bumped into sunny at least a dozen times, the other girl i...
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    Suicide Girls

    i filmed 2 of them before, theyre no different than any other girl. its just the prestige of the title
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    Legal advice... old lady rear-ended my car today at stoplight

    might make a good scene storyline actually... i havent seen that done in a movie yet. i got everything in order here with reports and the company will be handling things so thanks folks for the help.
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    what message board has the biggest assholes?

    :1orglaugh funniest thing i read today
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    Tall girls (175cm/5.75ft, or taller) : Turn-on or turn-off ?

    short girls all the way. anything else sets off my tranny gaydar. also in porn shoots i was often matched up with 4ft 11, 77lb size 0 asian chicks.... height and weight are really the 2 biggest factors in me picking a girl to shoot with. any ethnicity dont matter, just be short, 18+ and petite...
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    Please post hot black babes! (no hardcore)

    never heard of baby cakes until today, nice fresh face and bod, i need to see which agency she's with to book her fo sho
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    Legal advice... old lady rear-ended my car today at stoplight

    what have i started here. thanks to all
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    Legal advice... old lady rear-ended my car today at stoplight

    hit from behind and my back hurts and my **** were in the car she says to me "no harm done, no harm done" i got her info, tag, and took phone pics but didnt call 911 what would you do, any law folks on FO? this is florida by the way
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    Homeowner looks on as his Hawaiian house is swallowed up by a river of molten lava

    Re: Homeowner looks on as his Hawaiian house is swallowed up by a river of molten lav **** i thought i had a bad day cause an old lady rear ended my car. i dont feel so bad now
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    Miss. school prom off after lesbian's date request

    wtf is a healty happy straight marriage :1orglaugh
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    The Newest Smoking Starlet(s) List..

    money is tight for shooting budgets on many companies even the ones you might think are "big" :rolleyes: i mostly film amateurs so i'm not feeling the crunch, but you're partially right most new girls do the LA circuit and get "shot out" after about a month. currently talent agencies aren't...
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    Swedes Talk Thread.

    such history buffs on here. off topic but are there any black people in sweden?
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    your favorite pick-up line to score with chicks

    :1orglaugh with age comes wisdom young grasshopper. you can pay a little upfront now, or a lot later with cinder blocks through your windshield next week. big part of the game is realizing this: :lovecoupl = :2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:
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    The Official "Ask Shimmy anything" thread. crazy black guy inside.

    nope but that would be kinda funny. i dont know if the site is still around but there was a white guy called 'farthammer' years ago that was known for that
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    what message board has the biggest assholes?

    i won't repeat them here but i know of many. FO is actually pretty cool in comparison
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    The Official "Ask Shimmy anything" thread. crazy black guy inside.

    actually they're both horrible in bed, 18 and inexperienced is not a lot of fun. they did a double handjob on me right after that scene and didn't really know what they were doing when it came to dicks. nubile not always a good thing ya know
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    The Official "Ask Shimmy anything" thread. crazy black guy inside.

    never heard of her, and don't think i ever had any kind of sex with her :thumbsup:
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    your favorite pick-up line to score with chicks

    say with a serious face and a half-smile: "you should come do a video with me it will be fun and i'll pay you for your time." - works for 100% of the girls on my sites. may not work for you if you don't have a big video camera, big still camera with assortment of lenses, clean std test...
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    The Official "Ask Shimmy anything" thread. crazy black guy inside.

    alright man... i filmed 2 barely legal 18yr old "new" lesbians a few weeks ago in their natural state, with no direction from me etc. plenty of kissing, teasing, and girly girly girls being girls. they needed some money for their car insurance so they told me ;) anyhow they went at it for like...
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    The Official "Ask Shimmy anything" thread. crazy black guy inside.

    i'm usually the director and i dont yell cut i just say lets switch up here or lets take a break for a minute etc... you're thinking of cliche` hollywood... this is porn man, we film in hotels, private homes, garages, public storage units, outdoors, etc... usually a 1-2 man crew. the biggest...
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    Racist and Racism

    i wouldn't sell hardly any interracial porn if there wasn't prevalent racism in this society. just to give you guys a corny example, my number one selling movie in the clip stores last month was "my ********* a ****** lover". it outsold most everything 5 to 1. and honestly it wasn't even a good...
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    Racist and Racism

    followed by a click-clack sound unfortunately
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    The Official "Ask Shimmy anything" thread. crazy black guy inside.

    ******* guys machines anything painful trannies robots aside from that anything goes :thumbsup:
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    Which Race Of Women Do You Find Most Attractive?

    you're missing native american girls!
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    If You Were God, What Would You Change About the Female Body ???

    changing anything about girls would alter the dynamics of everything around you. the insanity they cause and the emotions they provoke in the average man make industries like this possible. just play the game as is
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    Would you become a male pornstar?

    :1orglaugh more like 1-2 hours of "work" and 4-6hrs of sitting around laying on the floor waiting for some starlet to show up in her lexus an hour late, circuit breakers blowup up, lightbulbs exploding, calling hotel maintenance to fix the power outlets then hiding with 5 asian girls in the...
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    Who would you like to get a blowjob from?

    any 18+ girl with a willing and wet mouth... duh. its just a blowjob. i will say that girls with bigger thicker lips feel better, but aside from that its all dependent on how the girl feels about you
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    What Makes A Star A Star To You!!!!!

    star power is when people recognize you in public when you're far away from home
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    Vanilla De Ville / Vanilla DeVille

    Re: HELL YEAH (pt5): Vanilla Deville thats some serious gym time there
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    Best Actress Pornstar

    india summers hands down. sasha grey is a good actress too, that movie just sucked and it wasnt her fault
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    Prison Guard Dummy Allows Two Inmates to Escape

    it probably worked for years being that power is about perception
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    What happened to Mark's Bookmark?

    i dunno but shimmysbookmarks.com is always open :)
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Sabrina
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    17 Year Old Trades Old Phone For Porsche Boxster

    i know plenty girls who use craigslist to trade for much higher stakes than that
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    Would you become a male pornstar?

    i've never got more than $200 for a scene as talent. but it still pretty cool getting fuck models in penthouse suites of ritzy hotels that i could ordinarily not afford. and nothing beats getting paid to get your dick sucked :D as for the whole std/disease thing i've done hundreds of scenes and...
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    Ametur Vs Gonzo??????

    gonzo is more entertaining, but i tend to blur the line of am/gonzo/pov when i film. there are no rules, the magic is in the editing and how you put the scene together
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    Blowjobs - What woman should learn (part 2)

    someones back from vacation
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    The Official "Ask Shimmy anything" thread. crazy black guy inside.

    whoopi goldberg all the way
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? thats messed up :1orglaugh
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    What Makes a G/G Scene Hot?

    i strongly disagree. in the few that i've filmed the girls have been so much into each other they don't respond to direction, or open up for the camera much. looks like 2 blobs of flesh doing an inchworm crawl on one another. a good (visually pleasing) scene has to have closeups, good framed...
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