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  1. shimmy2

    What porn stars do you want to see suck cock live?

    Ashli O swallows unborn babies!
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    The meaning of life

    yeah, looks kinda like me. wtf is true *****
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    why isn't there many black chicks on this site

    i had no clue there were black girls in france. i was the only black guy in canada, just sayin
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    The meaning of life

    as interpreted by shimmy... here is my sunday sermon :bowdown:
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    who is your favorite big ass model?

    who is the girl in the very 1st pic
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    Ever fucked a prostitute?

    nah, its not the only way. "free sex" kicks ass if you have time to invest. i'm just selfish with my time.
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    Do you give facials to girls?

    facials are for the camera. just shut up when she's down on you and shoot it in her mouth
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    finding a pron movie

    sounds like every sitcom episode of saved by the bell to me... girl doing her homework, guy climbs in her window.
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    Ever fucked a prostitute?

    :bowdown: i agree, paying for sex is always a bargain because you set the price, you dont waste your time, and can get on with your life. no bricks thru your windshield, no mental/emotional drains, etc. about the co-worker thing, don't rule it out... you can nail all of them once you move on...
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    11 yr. old brat rats on *** & pop for smoking pot by telling this to the cops

    i would pay good money to watch some of you fuckers brawl in a ring... in fact i'd film it and put it in my members area. FYI any 'program' that teaches loyalty to *************** over ****** bloodlines is beyond ridiculous. i remember going through the dare program, and smokey the bear, std...
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    how to talk to females

    yes. i don't get why you go out of your way to compliment her jewelry though. i really think you are overthinking this whole situation she's just a girl not a fire breathing dinosaur, chances are you'll walk away from the encounter alive.
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    Ever fucked a prostitute?

    ... from buttfucking that green monkey in the tree right? :1orglaugh also most people with shorter lifespans in africa, india, etc (40ish) have been dying of MALARIA not aids in their 40s for hundreds if not thousands of years due to poor quality ******** water and other factors. its very...
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    Ever fucked a prostitute?

    what he said. people have been fucking each other for thousands/millions of years, dont believe the hype. Std fear is nothing but population control. been to china, india, or any developing nation on the rise? they be fuckin
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    Meanwhile...

    releasing a new dvd this weekend, this girl cracks me up with her out takes
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    how to talk to females

    dr shimmy suggests the immersion method. get a **** job (or volunteer, same end result) in something where you have no choice but to interact with women all day. you'll be more comfortable around them. and soon enough you may find yourself questioning your sanity for ever wanting to talk to them...
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    how to talk to females

    i interviewed Sunny Lane about the dating/approaching thing a few months ago: 4F060IwY2cw hope that helps, if not just go jack off. its friday night, time to go pimpin in the parking lot :D
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    What You Should Expect From Social Security

    in other words you're fucked, save some money and move to a 3rd world country where you can live like a king
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    Busty Newbie need help!

    i don't get the point of cropping your face out of the pics
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    Larry King: It's Been Said the Black Woman is the Strongest Individual in America

    so you're saying this all boils down to jobs, economics? most jobs in america arent worth **** anyway it amazes me to see people quarrel over them... unless its a skilled trade (truck driver, nurse, etc) mostly everything else has already been outsourced. you gotta hustle to make your bread in...
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    Larry King: It's Been Said the Black Woman is the Strongest Individual in America

    women in america (black, white, etc) are never going to have the hardest time. society, the system, and "all guys who own dicks" will always make a way for them. think about how often you see a woman on the corner with a will work for food sign. and for arguments sake, if she even vaguely...
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    Indian pornstars - not hot enough?

    i think you'll see more indian girls entering the biz as the economy crunches down. agencies are being flooded with new girls daily now, my inbox is all 'new talent available!' all day now
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    "What Type of Women Do You Like?" Asked by a Woman

    tell her you want the type born with xx chromosomes, no post-op projects
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    Cherokee D' Ass Email/Contact

    i'm pretty sure that i've seen her @ exotica miami this year, just attend a porn show in vegas or miami (or that new one in NJ) and you're likely to see her there, usually near pinkys noir productions booth
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    How do I get into the Adult Entertainment Industry?

    you're probably only going to get into the biz by doing POV. I was fortunate enough to get hired as talent for a few shoots to learn some inside production ropes, but still ended up shooting POV because its easier for you to hire girls than to wait for a studio to hire you. And even still, its...
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    For Sale: Michael Jordan's $430,000 Mercedes McLaren

    exotic cars with automatic transmissions... there is no emoticon to describe how i feel about them
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    How to make a girl squirt ???

    fill turkey baster with water... etc
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    What do you think about Pregnant women?

    oh man that works on many levels :1orglaugh
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    I am getting sick and tired of male porn stars and their packages.

    PSA from shimmy: if you do cardio for a few hrs every day (i'm a long distance runner) your dick will get bigger/harder when its boner time just due to better bloodflow and circulation. this i can verify. also your sexdrive goes through the roof the more, and longer you train. you basically...
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    Small dick porn?

    what he said... its all about the 77lb, 4ft tall, size 0 girls mane, and if you hold the camera real close and put on the wide angle lens it distort depth, size, distance, etc
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    Brazzers's competition has lacked improvements.

    chica makes a good point about video quality, i shoot with a canon and natural sunlight most of the time, or film in kitchens or bathrooms for good light/audio pickup because im often on a triple digit budget for girls/location/everthing. but the bigger sites can surely do better than all the...
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    Nymphomaniac girls

    hahaha @ first3months
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    Italian girls have black in them

    OMG that was a great movie moment! +rep
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    Italian girls have black in them

    Just wrote a little blog story about these 2 italian girls that worked with me this year. We had lots of fun together, yet hated each other, so it was a good business relationship. And I finally found out why italians are so dark skinned compared to other europeans :1orglaugh...
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    Stuff about YOUR country that pisses you off

    yeah and i'm still waiting on my slavery reparations check so i can open up a barber shop and a record label... and also the 40 acres of land and a mule niggas was promised in 1865. so i can grow medical bud. so don't hold your breath ******. it would be nice if they put more than a paragraph in...
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    Porn actor has tested positive for HIV; industry clinic officials confirm a quarantin

    Re: Porn actor has tested positive for HIV; industry clinic officials confirm a quara sounds like something donny would do. i met him about 2 years ago and he is a little hotheaded, on the plus side he is very passionate and driven about his production business. people have pretty much...
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    anyone had sex via craigslist?

    yes, and backpage is entrenched with them too. thats why you only hire the pornstars and pro models on those sites silly.
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    Indian Girl?

    certainly not one of my NDNgirls with that fuzzy peach
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    Has Obama Made Any Mistakes?

    obeezy keeps it real
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    Bulgaria?

    i worked with some bulgarian exchange students and can vouch for the girls hotnessess, you should have fun
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    Native American Girls opinions wanted

    i cant believe you guys bumped a 6 month old thread i started, but thanks :)
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    what do you love/**** about yourself?

    :1orglaugh
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    White males....would you marry and/or have ******** with a woman who was not white?

    Re: White males....would you marry and/or have ******** with a woman who was not whit point taken :clap: just dont tell the girl that
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    Anyone Date Someone That Just Wasn't Right...In The Head!

    Hahahhahh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh she sounds feisty man, anyone that passionate about niggas must be a demon in the sack. i'd run my pole up in her so deep she'd have to pay a toll. ACTUALLY... i filmed these florida redneck chicks about 3 months ago, the short one said her ***** would...
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    what do you love/**** about yourself?

    you're not missing much. the rumors are not true, their snapper is not sideways. and often its jumanji jungle down there :1orglaugh and honestly they are a bit cold in the sack from my experiences with them outside of the porn world. (asian video talent is another ****** in itself... feisty and...
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    White males....would you marry and/or have ******** with a woman who was not white?

    Re: White males....would you marry and/or have ******** with a woman who was not whit ... then you're either a cop, informant, fed, pizza delivery guy, mailman, or looking for a black girl to pickup, or trying to score some schwag weed. what the hell else would you be doing WALKING in the...
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    Has Anyone Walked out of a Job?

    you only live once. if you don't like what you're doing stop. now. forget walking out on the job, don't go there in the first place and waste your gas. true story i got fired from a telemarketer job in canada some 2-3yrs ago for not making quota often enough, they called me in the office and...
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    White males....would you marry and/or have ******** with a woman who was not white?

    Re: White males....would you marry and/or have ******** with a woman who was not whit lol yes, and while white guys debate over whats politically correct on a porn forum me and the homies are balls deep in all the wimmins don't overthink things fellas if she's got all the right anatomy...
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    ask MissHybrid.com xx

    this girl has some nice nipples. i think the site needs more black guys on it... but those stills with her and the rifle scares me
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    anyone had sex via craigslist?

    :D dude you have to be about as desperate as me. and oh yeah man there are some beasts on craigs alright i think your problem lies in looking to have sex with girls for "FREE" :facepalm: on craigslist. that is a trap within itself sir. there is free food in the dumpster behind burger king...
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    Porn actor has tested positive for HIV; industry clinic officials confirm a quarantin

    Re: Porn actor has tested positive for HIV; industry clinic officials confirm a quara :1orglaugh this 'industry' is a trip. see this is why i get my testing in the miami office. california got the aids and **** unLBDLqWFQY
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