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  1. shimmy2

    Somali guy taken down by feds for wanting to blow up stuff

    you're right about the twin cities they have a large somali population, as does winnipeg. i have no clue why they migrated to somewhere so cold... did a radio show about MSP this time last year... see "shimmyshow" in my sig
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    Im a new adult model!

    no boy/girl yet cmon... graduate :)
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    Somali guy taken down by feds for wanting to blow up stuff

    I've always said these guys were a little off :rolleyes: PORTLAND, Ore. – Undercover agents in a sting operation stopped a Somali-born teenager from blowing up a van full of explosives at a crowded Christmas tree lighting ceremony in downtown Portland, federal authorities said. The bomb was a...
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    And At Target this Morning...

    he couldn't get a grip on that slippery yellow rain slicker. probably sprayed it with cooking oil like football players do
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    Jewish Female Porn Stars in The Industry

    not that it really matters, but here is a typical california scene in progress. count em if you want
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    How Old is Too Old to Perform

    dave cummings is in his 70s still performing so i see no reason why you cant too
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    And At Target this Morning...

    lololol they're in line to buy fucking tvs?? they're houses are probably being robbed
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    What Is The One Invention You Wished That You Came Up With?

    another product of the canadian educational system :rolleyes:
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    3 types of white dudes

    its reverse-racism when its about white dudes :cool:
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    Indian (India) guys and interracial relationships, is it really odd?

    revamp, just do as many as you can. they're all the same. the only question you have to ask yourself, is... "is this one worth all the trouble" the sooner you get to the point where you dont care you'll be busting nuts in/on so many girls it wont matter what color they are or what language they...
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    Indian (India) guys and interracial relationships, is it really odd?

    :hatsoff: its not very common to see married indian/interracial couples, dating yes... i can go on and on about this but will not right now unless somebody says something stupid
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    Black Friday

    black friday? what about ***** tuesday??
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    Confessions of Sahara Knite - the Indian porn girl.

    whats an honor *******?
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    She wants to be a model.

    all girls want to be models
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    Do you have a hot non-***** relative?

    jerry springer: welcome to the show icecold!
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    Who's pickier, men or women?

    you'd be surprised how often that actually works, using better wording of course many guys make the mistake of asking for permission and using weak words. you gotta mean what you say or it aint coming across congruent. its really about convincing the girl to choose you on her own free will...
  17. shimmy2

    Who's pickier, men or women?

    :1orglaugh please tell me this is costa rica
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    i hear you're from CR man, tell me more visiting soon

    i hear you're from CR man, tell me more visiting soon
  19. shimmy2

    So I decided on Costa Rica

    for vacation. anyone ever been, currently live there, etc?? hook me up with some advice
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    Would You Marry Again?

    just fuckin with you, its all good. to answer your question, no... can't marry again, and can't live with anyone again either for that matter
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    Anyone get their pass?

    who won the ndngirls pass/dvds?
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    Would You Marry Again?

    they have rubber rooms for people who talk to themselves
  23. shimmy2

    Taliban leader in secret talks was an impostor!

    didnt this happen in star wars episode 1 with the gunguns. on second though, dont believe **** the press writes unless you were there when it happened and can verify
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    Freeones Poll shows 20% of respondents have sniffed the chair of a female co-worker.

    Re: Freeones Poll shows 20% of respondents have sniffed the chair of a female co-work i love the tags in this post: albino midgets , chair sniffing , fetish , fucking pies , with elephantiasis you should sell her used bathwater too.
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    Google keywords suggestions LMAO

    only funny because its true... my only question is why the hell are you guys searching for welfare chicks. i mean i appreciate the traffic and all, but why? :1orglaugh
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    ATTENTION: Miley Cyrus is now LEGAL!

    who is this person?
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    Girls being filmed or photographed

    i try to throw away all that kind of footage actually
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    More TSA horror stories emerge while agency ponders what to do

    :1orglaugh: 1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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    Does anyone actually own those real dolls???

    and how much do you think you've spent on your girlfriends/wives/exwives. if you just want a cumdump and can do without the lawsuits, nagging, repos, foreclosures, tow trucks, inlaws, process servers, exboyfriends, and po-po at your door the doll is a bargain by comparison
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    Damn. Airport security may have crossed a line...

    hey look at the bright side at least its making for more jobs in the airport. and if you've ever been arrested then you know a pat down/nutsack grab ain't ****. i think the protest is mostly based on peoples homophobias and nobody wants to admit thats what its all about. you're gonna get checked...
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    For everytime I'm featured on the news...

    I decided to make a dedicated news/press page on NDNgirls just for kicks this morning. Seems like the past few weeks every time I wakeup I'm on some other newspaper, tv channel, blog, etc. I even hear there is a facebook group protesting my work but haven't bothered looking. Anyhow so here is...
  32. shimmy2

    275 Brand New VW Beetle

    the cost of genuine VAG replacement parts on the newer vdubs will exceed the value of the car in a few years. let a few coilpacks, mafs, and ecu's go boom :) great fun cars though i wish they were made like the good ol' days
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    Actor Wesley Snipes headed to prison for tax evasion

    bcuz that shits been spent already ***
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    Freudian slips may haunt Obama

    whats an economy?
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    Damn. Airport security may have crossed a line...

    i used to be airport security after 9-11, easy to talk about them unless you're in their shoes. it is mostly the rooty-tooty upscale passengers that give you the most grief, cuss you out, start fights, show up *****/high, and act entitled as fuck like they're more important than the 85% of...
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    What Do You All Think Of Podcasts?

    sex girls money indians negroes whitey cars travels porn hoes cooking canada you and everything in between. nothing taken seriously, nobody is safe. nothing off limits. see for yourself
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    Porn is Great

    i bought that same schoolgirl outfit for my last model shoot too :) electriqueboutique.com got them on clearance now with the girly socks
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    Ethiopian Porn Stars

    oh there are a few :D by the way those girls on 'africanfucktour' are not ethiopian they look like west africans, ie: ghana, nigerians, etc. the ethiopian ones tend to look, like... me sort of :D
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    Has Dylan Ryder or Faye Valentine done an interracial video?

    she's got a sexy haircut nobody else can duplicate thats for sure
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    What Do You All Think Of Podcasts?

    see sig dude :D
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    Laurie "Bambi" Bembenek Passes Away

    lol @ "Bembenek and Gugliatto were captured in Thunder Bay, Ontario"
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    St. Louis is America's Most Dangerous City

    i agree, i stopped for gas once there and the st lunatics creeped up on me like they were gonna eat me. and it was weird cause that was the first time in my life i had ever been scared of black people. the dudes saw me pumping gas in my bmw and emerged from underneath this freeway underpass like...
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    What Do You All Think Of Podcasts?

    shimmy show v2.0 is what its all about
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    Ethiopian Porn Stars

    I can think of some
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    Man, I wanna do sex to a woman so badly

    he's figured out the game at an early age, except for he's missing the key element... in order to be a good trick you gotta make your own money to play with
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    doggie filmed from below?

    you like to see girls stomach pouches jiggle while theyre being bumped?
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    Francine Dee Does HC now!

    she's still in great shape and has aged well. still looks pretty good considering 13+ yrs in the biz. would really boost her name up if she went beyond solo modeling at some point, but some girls just dont have it in them to do that ya know
  48. shimmy2

    I need a vacation, help me pick out a destination

    checked it out, see rules: 6. No "local guests" are permitted on the premises at any time. ********* of this restriction will result in immediate eviction with no refund of the rental. This policy is strictly enforced honestly i was thinking of just a low key weekly apt rental where the...
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    I need a vacation, help me pick out a destination

    CR sounds nice, have any of you ever been if so whats a good part to stay, longterm without too much hustle n' bustle
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