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  1. Vlad The Impaler

    Rebates r bullshit

    They do this because a lot of people don't turn in the rebate.
  2. Vlad The Impaler

    The 'Nice-Thoughts' Thread

    Great thread. The board has been abysmal lately. Which brings me to my great things; the start of the NHL season and hanging out on that thread for the next 8 months. And the 10 or so squirrels that live outback, nothing funnier. And of course my little girl.
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    What movie character are you/your favorite character of all time?

    My last gf told me I was exactly like John McClane. My favorite characters are Jason Bourne and Obi-Wan Kenobi.
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    WTF board lag

    It only took me 30 mins to open this thread and reply to it. J/K I know there's some server problems and everyone's doing their best.:hatsoff:
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    Islam/Sharia Dangerous to U.S.

    If this was me talking about islam with this kind of language, the post would get deleted and I'd be ******. Just saying.:dunno:
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    Islam/Sharia Dangerous to U.S.

    No need. Who said you can't have **** without war anyway? I don't go for religion much myself. But the problem you atheists have is you can't or you wont tell the difference between someone with spirituality and someone who blindly follows a religious doctrine. The whole original ****** on...
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    Islam/Sharia Dangerous to U.S.

    You don't now nor have you ever made any sense. It's like you have a thought but are unable to complete it, so you fill what is usually a chapters worth of a post with stuff you read on the internet and only partially understood. That's why I usually can't get past the first couple sentences.
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    Islam/Sharia Dangerous to U.S.

    I could easily say the same thing about atheists, they're the most **** filled people I know, **** they even **** something they swear doesn't exist!
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    Islam/Sharia Dangerous to U.S.

    Funny no one has a comment about this.:dunno:
  10. Vlad The Impaler

    How will the human race end?

    Magnetic polar shift followed closely by a massive solar radiation storm.
  11. Vlad The Impaler

    Ramon noodles Ya or Nay?

    Life saver in jail, great alternative to the mystery meat they served every night.
  12. Vlad The Impaler

    Islamist Mortarman

    Could be, but I like to think he did it to himself. Makes it extra special.:1orglaugh
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    Islamist Mortarman

    Why would they when the PC thing to do is blame the U.S. for everything. It's Vogue man.:cool:
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    Jennifer Perez / Penny Mathis / Penny Mathias / Jenny P

    Re: Penny Mathis / Jenny P I'll bet you a million rep points she doesn't.
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    Islamist Mortarman

    I've never been anywhere near mortar, and that is perfectly fine with me. Back in the 80's we heard a lot of stories about this **** malfunctioning for one reason or another. Anything from dirt in the tube to a faulty round.
  16. Vlad The Impaler

    NY Jets harass sexy female reporter

    I don't know if she's got ass implants, I was just fuckin around, butt:) ya don't see many skin and bones women with gigantic rearends like that. She has fake written all over her.
  17. Vlad The Impaler

    Obama "Sticking it to the Rich" with Taxes, Socialism, and B.S.

    That's nice but I wasn't talking about Europe.
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    NY Jets harass sexy female reporter

    Bullshit. She wasn't going to say anything because there wasn't anything to say, then someone told her how much PR she could get and maybe enough money for a better boob job and bigger ass implants and like the slut she is she jumped at it.
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    Obama "Sticking it to the Rich" with Taxes, Socialism, and B.S.

    Hey kettle, the pot called, it wants it's hypocrisy back.
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    Islamist Mortarman

    Yeah, mortars NEVER blow up in your face. Especially when your trying to remember your lines. Allah Akbar, Allen Alda ... whoops!
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    Islamist Mortarman

    That is fuckin hilarious!
  22. Vlad The Impaler

    For Families of Muslim 9/11 Victims, A New Pain

    I read War and Peace once too, and I even watched Gone With The Wind and I'm not going to take a quiz on those either. PS. Bloodshot can't hear you.
  23. Vlad The Impaler

    In general, do you approve or disapprove of the job that Barack Obama is doing as pre

    Re: In general, do you approve or disapprove of the job that Barack Obama is doing as He asked for it. He didn't have to run, his choice, not a good excuse.
  24. Vlad The Impaler

    Is the country heading in the right direction?

    Only when your talking ****.
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    For Families of Muslim 9/11 Victims, A New Pain

    Read the koran then tell me I'm wrong. Otherwise your just spouting off about something you have no clue about. And the same could be said about Christians and Americans in general, we're just as sick of being bashed on this board because of your beliefs as anyone else. But I don't expect that...
  26. Vlad The Impaler

    NY Jets harass sexy female reporter

    She's a whore, and I mean that on several different levels.
  27. Vlad The Impaler

    ****** from America???? Really?

    Close it.
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    Obama "Sticking it to the Rich" with Taxes, Socialism, and B.S.

    No, besides you and a few other Brits who **** my country, I have nothing against England.
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    In general, do you approve or disapprove of the job that Barack Obama is doing as pre

    Re: In general, do you approve or disapprove of the job that Barack Obama is doing as Yep, thanks.
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    Is the country heading in the right direction?

    It's the reason I mentioned it.
  31. Vlad The Impaler

    NY Jets harass sexy female reporter

    Who gives a flying fuck? Now dirty Sanchez has an excuse for sucking a steamy pile of **** again last night.:1orglaugh What an ass though. Fuck me. She's got a lying slut face too.
  32. Vlad The Impaler

    In general, do you approve or disapprove of the job that Barack Obama is doing as pre

    Re: In general, do you approve or disapprove of the job that Barack Obama is doing as So the VA is -400,000 does that mean they overspent? And do any of these entities ever give back money they don't spend?
  33. Vlad The Impaler

    In general, do you approve or disapprove of the job that Barack Obama is doing as pre

    Re: In general, do you approve or disapprove of the job that Barack Obama is doing as What do the negatives mean? Is that what has to be paid back before they get anymore money?
  34. Vlad The Impaler

    I've got over a hundred sets with more than 4,000 pics, yeah, I'm a little obsessed. Rhona has...

    I've got over a hundred sets with more than 4,000 pics, yeah, I'm a little obsessed. Rhona has that new show The Gates coming out in the fall. I'm gonna check it out but I'm not too sure about it, looks like a cross between Desperate Housewives and Twilight.
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    Obama "Sticking it to the Rich" with Taxes, Socialism, and B.S.

    People should also be given the chance to LIVE through said operation. You people don't get it, I've been dealing with this health plan for the last 20 years (the VA) and it fucking sucks, and it's getting worse. The assholes filled a medication I desperately need last week and forgot to send...
  36. Vlad The Impaler

    What's on your TV or desktop (your wallpaper)

    A squirrel shocked into immobility as a Shelby Cobra bares down on it.
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    In general, do you approve or disapprove of the job that Barack Obama is doing as pre

    Re: In general, do you approve or disapprove of the job that Barack Obama is doing as My life still sucks. But that's mostly my own fault. I just want to see the economy get back on it's feet. Where the hell is all the money? It's not like every road in this country doesn't need to be replaced.
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    I actually used to watch figure skating when she competed. Same as my sig and avatar, Penny...

    I actually used to watch figure skating when she competed. Same as my sig and avatar, Penny Mathis. Oh and thanks for the rep db, I just noticed. Rhona's getting some recognition now.
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    Is the country heading in the right direction?

    What Country? Oh you mean the one everybody hates including half the fuckers that live there. The one that leads 99-1 in lets bash this country threads, because the rest of the world is so fucking perfect or would be if it wasn't for that one fuckin country. Or are you talking about Canada?
  40. Vlad The Impaler

    Your official top five list

    Penny Mathis (duh) Jill Madison Kate Beckinsale Rhona Mitra she's got a new TV show Roro. Winnona Ryder
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    British teenager ****** from America for sending Barack Obama abusive email

    What the fuck are you talking about? It says right in the article it was threatening. The little fucker got off easy. If it had been Joe Blow American he'd be sitting his as at Leavenworth right now.
  42. Vlad The Impaler

    That's right. **** do come first though. I'm signing off for a while, get something good to...

    That's right. **** do come first though. I'm signing off for a while, get something good to eat. Night hon.
  43. Vlad The Impaler

    No TV in your computer room? Or you just don't get MNF where your at?

    No TV in your computer room? Or you just don't get MNF where your at?
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    You got yourself some rep for that my friend.
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    I'll bet! I'm gonna make a cup of coffee, I feel like **** but there's two Monday Night Football...

    I'll bet! I'm gonna make a cup of coffee, I feel like **** but there's two Monday Night Football games tonight, so I gotta stay awake.
  46. Vlad The Impaler

    :1orglaugh That's funny as hell sweetie as long as you didn't get hurt. Weird though, cause I...

    :1orglaugh That's funny as hell sweetie as long as you didn't get hurt. Weird though, cause I just told Facial King he had a concussion from banging his head on his laptop.
  47. Vlad The Impaler

    British teenager ****** from America for sending Barack Obama abusive email

    How fuckin stupid do you have to be to think freedom of speech means you can threaten someone. Dumbass foreigners who act like they have a clue what our constitution means just so they can bash us for their misconception. Shut the fuck up. That goes for the retarded Americans who are equally...
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