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  1. Vlad The Impaler

    Thanks. Why aren't you ********?

    Thanks. Why aren't you ********?
  2. Vlad The Impaler

    Back's better but now I'm going through withdrawal from the meds. I'm a hot mess hon. How are...

    Back's better but now I'm going through withdrawal from the meds. I'm a hot mess hon. How are you tonight?
  3. Vlad The Impaler

    Israel's Military on the Spot Over Activist's Death

    I'm sorry, you must still be suffering from the concussion you sustained banging your head on your laptop Saturday. And yes I do, as long as your the one standing in the way.
  4. Vlad The Impaler

    'Pedobear' sparks California sheriff's department warning

    Seems like he's ****** 364 days a year.
  5. Vlad The Impaler

    Tampons for Breakfast?

    :throwup:
  6. Vlad The Impaler

    Israel's Military on the Spot Over Activist's Death

    Congratulations, it only took you three days to come up with 3 BIG words and a stereotype. Nice touch btw.
  7. Vlad The Impaler

    ****** in Tom Brady's car accident rips media

    You make it sound like Brady hit these jackasses on purpose, inconceivable. The only way this would ever scan in a court of law is if the jury consisted of 12 diehard Jets fans.
  8. Vlad The Impaler

    :1orglaugh Thanks SC.

    :1orglaugh Thanks SC.
  9. Vlad The Impaler

    ****** in Tom Brady's car accident rips media

    I was an MP in the Marine Corps, same laws and then some, and I've never heard of this either...except by desperate lawyers in a courtroom.
  10. Vlad The Impaler

    ****** in Tom Brady's car accident rips media

    Your a civil rights attorney aren't you.
  11. Vlad The Impaler

    what motto do you live your life by?

    I get it, but it wasn't obvious, obviously. Most of the time people are being facetious when they do that. No pun intended Facetious.
  12. Vlad The Impaler

    Israel's Military on the Spot Over Activist's Death

    Oh stop, your not that bad at it.
  13. Vlad The Impaler

    Jennifer Perez / Penny Mathis / Penny Mathias / Jenny P

    Re: Penny Mathis / Jenny P WTF. Why would my post about her being married get fuckin deleted? That's bullshit.
  14. Vlad The Impaler

    what motto do you live your life by?

    What's your point? It's a year old with no tags. My motto is; Never let someone **** on me without a reckoning. A skull cap for an eye, an esophagus for a tooth.
  15. Vlad The Impaler

    Church Plans Quran-Burning Event

    While your at it throw in all your so called books too.
  16. Vlad The Impaler

    ITS ABOUT TIME: Message to parents getting louder: No screaming babies allowed!

    It's exactly like Face said. The G has infiltrated the ******, and they did it with ease, because my generation and the one after were too fuckin lazy, stupid and self-absorbed to be bothered with raising their own ********.
  17. Vlad The Impaler

    'Jaws' crowned King of the Burrito

    Joey is the man! Fuck you Kobiashi!:nanner:
  18. Vlad The Impaler

    9 years ago today my uncle died

    In fact I'd say there are several of these ghosts wandering around here.
  19. Vlad The Impaler

    9 years ago today my uncle died

    I'll even go so far as to say this: Ragincaucasian=some senior member's alternate ego.
  20. Vlad The Impaler

    Don't do that, its probably the only fun I'm gonna have all season.

    Don't do that, its probably the only fun I'm gonna have all season.
  21. Vlad The Impaler

    I can't help it! I got some new software on my phone and I just keep learning new ways to make...

    I can't help it! I got some new software on my phone and I just keep learning new ways to make sigs. It's a lot of fun, I need help!:1orglaugh
  22. Vlad The Impaler

    Dirty Harry Rules !!

    You are one strange MF.
  23. Vlad The Impaler

    Aww, thanks hon. I think I will check out for a while and just lay flat on my back. Night.:kiss:

    Aww, thanks hon. I think I will check out for a while and just lay flat on my back. Night.:kiss:
  24. Vlad The Impaler

    I've already got an arthritis riddled spine but yesterday I just over worked it cleaning the...

    I've already got an arthritis riddled spine but yesterday I just over worked it cleaning the house. Pretty lame I know.
  25. Vlad The Impaler

    Happy birthday fooker! There's something inherently wrong with this but I can't put my finger on...

    Happy birthday fooker! There's something inherently wrong with this but I can't put my finger on it.:tongue:
  26. Vlad The Impaler

    That would be perfect!

    That would be perfect!
  27. Vlad The Impaler

    9 years ago today my uncle died

    I knew exactly what this thread was going to be before I even walked in here. That's why it took me all day to finally do it. I am surprised though...it's actually more lame than I had imagined.
  28. Vlad The Impaler

    Resting a very sore back. What are you up to.

    Resting a very sore back. What are you up to.
  29. Vlad The Impaler

    Israel's Military on the Spot Over Activist's Death

    ...or Facial King. Not that I actually read it.
  30. Vlad The Impaler

    The world would be better if women ran it.

    We'll leave our carbon based bodies behind and wander the universe as pure consciousness before that ever happens.
  31. Vlad The Impaler

    Your welcome bro. And thanks for the rep.:glugglug:

    Your welcome bro. And thanks for the rep.:glugglug:
  32. Vlad The Impaler

    Wendy 4 / Wendy Combattente / Wendy Fiore

    Re: Wendy4 It just means she was made in the U.S.A.
  33. Vlad The Impaler

    The world would be better if women ran it.

    Misogynist or not, true that!
  34. Vlad The Impaler

    which would you rather see eradicated, cancer or AIDS?

    They're good points Crazy. I think as much of the planet as possible should stay undeveloped though, if for nothing else the oxygen it creates. Technology to turn deserts into **** land should be a priority.
  35. Vlad The Impaler

    which would you rather see eradicated, cancer or AIDS?

    I see nothing, I hear nothing!
  36. Vlad The Impaler

    ****** in Tom Brady's car accident rips media

    I must have been ***** when they covered this at the police academy.:1orglaugh
  37. Vlad The Impaler

    Who are you obsessed with at the moment? / Who are you really into right now?

    Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? The woman in my sig of course.
  38. Vlad The Impaler

    Wendy 4 / Wendy Combattente / Wendy Fiore

    Re: Wendy4 She also goes by Wendy Fiore (probably her real name) and according to the Actiongirls website she is American, though I suspect Italian origins.
  39. Vlad The Impaler

    Your very own Obama BINGO card

    It's over when I say it's over, J/K. That last post was supposed to be in jest. Irony ya know? Your just as hard-line and unwavering as me and Trident when it comes to this ****. We just have completely different views. :dunno:
  40. Vlad The Impaler

    Wendy 4 / Wendy Combattente / Wendy Fiore

    Re: Wendy4 I knew I recognized her, she's with Actiongirls.
  41. Vlad The Impaler

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    This was at least as good as The Fugitive. I wish they had made a franchise out of them.
  42. Vlad The Impaler

    which would you rather see eradicated, cancer or AIDS?

    Don't forget Plump Rump!:1orglaugh
  43. Vlad The Impaler

    Your very own Obama BINGO card

    I was at Paris Island on the rifle range. Bootcamp. I never had time to register. :D In case your planning on doing more Obamamath I don't really remember what faze of boot I was in at the time.
  44. Vlad The Impaler

    The world would be better if women ran it.

    Women are insane and wholly untrustworthy. They're a hundred times more deceptive, conniving and manipulative than men are. Have you ever seen Snapped or Deadly Women?
  45. Vlad The Impaler

    Your very own Obama BINGO card

    I couldn't get past the first line. You are so blatantly sanctimonious it's almost incomprehensible. I was 18 and in the Marine Corps when Reagan ran for his second term. Try again genius.
  46. Vlad The Impaler

    Your very own Obama BINGO card

    All I know is myself and everyone I knew worked all through the Reagan administration. The unemployment rate in my home town is worse now than it was two and a half years ago. That's all the searching I need to do. PS. I didn't vote for Reagan either. You can't fit me into one of your tidy...
  47. Vlad The Impaler

    ****** in Tom Brady's car accident rips media

    Where did you go to law school? That's complete horseshit.:facepalm:
  48. Vlad The Impaler

    which would you rather see eradicated, cancer or AIDS?

    Crazy, I usually agree with you but not this time. PR and BM are right we're about 4 to 5 billion over the limit right now. There's people all over the world starving and living in filth which is causing more disease and will probably be the incubator for the big one that ultimately wipes out...
  49. Vlad The Impaler

    Your very own Obama BINGO card

    :bawling: This guys fair game, just like any other politician who ever existed. In fact I trust him less because of all the credit he gets for doing absolutely nothing. PS. I didn't vote for him or Bush.
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