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  1. Vlad The Impaler

    Ok buddy I need your assistance again, what you should see is VZ then my name comes in over her...

    Ok buddy I need your assistance again, what you should see is VZ then my name comes in over her, everything starts to vibrate and pixelate then fads back into VZ. Let me know. [IMG]
  2. Vlad The Impaler

    Four die as woman goes on shooting rampage in German town

    Exactly! Then they run out of patients and go for the *****. I wonder how the hell she did that. Where would she get her hands on explosives and who the hell ******* with explosives besides terrorists?
  3. Vlad The Impaler

    Regional accents in the U.S.?

    Its because your used to it. I'm from upstate NY, we sound nothing like people from NYC or the surrounding area for that matter. We sound exactly like 90% of the people you hear on American television.
  4. Vlad The Impaler

    Four die as woman goes on shooting rampage in German town

    When women **** they usually go for poison or a *****. I didn't read the articles U, too lazy, what caused the explosion?
  5. Vlad The Impaler

    Woman severely burned after acid-like liquid thrown into her face by total stranger

    Re: Woman severely burned after acid-like liquid thrown into her face by total strang What do ya mean by baiting, kinda like what you guys have been doing for the last 5 or 6 posts?:dunno:
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    Chivalry is NOT dead

    Yeah, no ****.
  7. Vlad The Impaler

    Chivalry is NOT dead

    I'm sure it happens but I don't remember ever seeing it. So yeah, people bash the **** out of America on this board. But understand, I honestly don't give a fuck, I didn't join the Corps to make friends with anyone.
  8. Vlad The Impaler

    How old where you when you had sex for the very first time ?

    You were a Möbius strip ~Whims~?
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    Chivalry is NOT dead

    Believe me, there are plenty of Americans on this board that feel just like the rest of the world. I knew I could stir up some interest as long as I threw some negativity in the mix.
  10. Vlad The Impaler

    Chivalry is NOT dead

    The lack of interest speaks for itself.
  11. Vlad The Impaler

    No good deed goes unpunished

    You bring the trench coats. I prefer black leather.
  12. Vlad The Impaler

    It was a serious thought until I typed the first letter...then I realized who I was...

    It was a serious thought until I typed the first letter...then I realized who I was asking!:1orglaugh
  13. Vlad The Impaler

    No worries *******.:glugglug:

    No worries *******.:glugglug:
  14. Vlad The Impaler

    Hey guys, it's me like usual.

    No kidding. Shut the fuck up bitch, it'll happen when I'm ready! People are so inconsiderate.
  15. Vlad The Impaler

    Need help with a film

    The stabbing the eye sounds real familiar but I think I've seen that in a couple of movies, none of which I can remember. Sorry ~Whims~.
  16. Vlad The Impaler

    Hey guys, it's me like usual.

    Ever tried to **** with a grown man standing right in front of you screaming at the top of his lungs? I know your response is going to be rep worthy Lurky, so I got my finger on the button already!
  17. Vlad The Impaler

    No good deed goes unpunished

    I suddenly have the urge for a movie.:anonymous
  18. Vlad The Impaler

    Hey guys, it's me like usual.

    They threatened us with it, but I think it depends on what you pop for, cause I smoked some pot a couple weeks before I shipped out and nothing happened to me. But I was nowhere near a regular user so it could have been out of my system. There were several guys that didn't make it all the way...
  19. Vlad The Impaler

    No good deed goes unpunished

    ^ I thought I was just too beat to make the connection.
  20. Vlad The Impaler

    Chivalry is NOT dead

    Great story Moony. This guy had a lot to lose and it didn't stop him from doing the right thing. Incredible the recovery he's made.:bowdown: I've also noticed that nobody on this board gives a flying fuck about a positive story coming out of the U.S. either.
  21. Vlad The Impaler

    New designs for The Dollar Bill

    Outsourcing to a British Co. to design our money.:facepalm: That's almost as bad as when we had China making our ammunition. I like the obamba on a foodstamp idea but there's no such thing anymore, they get a debit card thing now.
  22. Vlad The Impaler

    Hey guys, it's me like usual.

    Supposedly your going in the Marine Corps, correct? Have fun going all the way through bootcamp only to find out your getting a Dishonorable Dishcharge on the day of graduation because you failed the **** test the day you got there. They love doing that.:eek:
  23. Vlad The Impaler

    Pics of Girls with Guns / Guns and Poses

    Re: post your pic of Girls with Guns only Hah hah, that's my girl!
  24. Vlad The Impaler

    Christine O'Donnell on Darwin, Creationism, Nazis, Onanism..

    No politician makes me a laughing stock. Damn T-Rock I don't think I've ever known anyone who hated their own country as much as you do. Why stay if it causes you so much duress?
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    Christine O'Donnell on Darwin, Creationism, Nazis, Onanism..

    She's definitely fucked then because that hasn't worked since the 19th century.
  26. Vlad The Impaler

    Halloween rules, perfect holiday for the best time of the year. It should be celebrated the...

    Halloween rules, perfect holiday for the best time of the year. It should be celebrated the whole month.
  27. Vlad The Impaler

    How old where you when you had sex for the very first time ?

    17 with the woman who became my ex-wife. I made up for that like my name was Sam Malone.
  28. Vlad The Impaler

    Pretty good been working on a new avatar and sig. What have you been doing? Wait a minute aren't...

    Pretty good been working on a new avatar and sig. What have you been doing? Wait a minute aren't you camping or is that tomorrow?
  29. Vlad The Impaler

    Squirmmy little shitters. :1orglaugh

    Squirmmy little shitters. :1orglaugh
  30. Vlad The Impaler

    Islam/Sharia Dangerous to U.S.

    :1orglaugh:rofl2: I gotta have some video of that!
  31. Vlad The Impaler

    Islam/Sharia Dangerous to U.S.

    I have a great idea, why don't you go from mosque to mosque and take a poll. Make sure you wear a sign that says "I'm too arrogant to believe in God".
  32. Vlad The Impaler

    Islam/Sharia Dangerous to U.S.

    Religion is fanaticism by default that makes atheists religious. The atheists on this board have made that blatantly obvious.
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    Christine O'Donnell on Darwin, Creationism, Nazis, Onanism..

    Oh God, so this is how the world ends.
  34. Vlad The Impaler

    Too cold for me. :Burr:

    Too cold for me. :Burr:
  35. Vlad The Impaler

    I'll be watching football all weekend and Prince of Persia with my kiddo on Sunday. Anything...

    I'll be watching football all weekend and Prince of Persia with my kiddo on Sunday. Anything exciting planned for yourself this weekend?
  36. Vlad The Impaler

    My turn to give you a back rub!

    My turn to give you a back rub!
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    WTF board lag

    Funny, this thread never fully loaded.
  38. Vlad The Impaler

    Christine O'Donnell on Darwin, Creationism, Nazis, Onanism..

    How are these people even getting into a position where they have a chance of being elected to such an important post as Senator or God forbid President? Where the hell are all the intelligent people? They are definitely not in politics and they haven't been for a while.
  39. Vlad The Impaler

    Everything seems to be working fine now, in fact I think it's faster than it has been in a...

    Everything seems to be working fine now, in fact I think it's faster than it has been in a while. How's it goin?
  40. Vlad The Impaler

    How will the human race end?

    ^truth, but we need to get to the moon again first. Edit meant for DJ's post. But it could go with Pete's too I guess.
  41. Vlad The Impaler

    Islam/Sharia Dangerous to U.S.

    So because it's all encompassing it makes it ok? Like I said, if it was me I'd be **** canned.
  42. Vlad The Impaler

    :1orglaugh **** that was even more rep worthy than your post!

    :1orglaugh **** that was even more rep worthy than your post!
  43. Vlad The Impaler

    today I am ashamed ....

    Your post is full of pro this and anti that and has nothing to do with anything anyone else has said. That's called baiting. Kind of like what the asshole in the parking lot was doing. And I'm not ashamed of anyone else that thought it was bullshit either.
  44. Vlad The Impaler

    Should *****/Teen Kelly do porn?

    Not that I give a ****, but it's been three years since the opening of this thread, I can only speculate that this porn wish never came to fruition and I can say for absolute certain she is no longer a teen. Equally concrete is the fucking stupidity of these kind of threads.
  45. Vlad The Impaler

    WTF board lag

    Me too Whims. This has always been one of the slowest sites I've been on, especially in the members only section.
  46. Vlad The Impaler

    Woman severely burned after acid-like liquid thrown into her face by total stranger

    Re: Woman severely burned after acid-like liquid thrown into her face by total strang No ****! This is actually more fucked up than the original story.
  47. Vlad The Impaler

    Except for the board being slower than frozen dogshit, not bad. It took over 15 minutes to open...

    Except for the board being slower than frozen dogshit, not bad. It took over 15 minutes to open my profile and send you this message. Actually I just looked and it took more than 30 minutes. And I missed ya.:(
  48. Vlad The Impaler

    How will the human race end?

    I gotta bad feeling about this.
  49. Vlad The Impaler

    Taliban Go Bye Bye Courtesy of SAS

    I'll wait for the movie. Why do people think anyone would want to read a book while they're on Freeones? :dunno:
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