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:sing:Lordy, I have loved some ladies and I have loved Jim Beam and they both tried to **** me in 1993

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypochondriasis Just sayin'.

If the Lions ever get a DB that can cover anybody so that they can let the D-line loose it could be special. Then again it's the Lions so something is bound to break.

The answer is always 42.

Redneck= useless derogatory term that puts people in smaller and smaller boxes. Hillbilly= useless derogatory term that puts people in smaller and smaller boxes. When someone finds a person that is so simple that they fit into one of these all-in-one boxes, let me know. The only label that I...

Dude, when she said you should get a penis pump she meant... Oh never mind.

:sing:'Cause my long hair just can't cover up my redneck....

I'm just hoping that he gets video proof.

Meh. To me he's just a dick.

I have torn up a knee. I have broken my ankle. I have broken a steering column with my chest. None of those hurt as much as when I crushed my thumb between two carts at work. It hurt like hell when I did it, but I didn't think too much of it. I went home and went bed because I was working third...

Nice bass.

Roald.

Git-R-Done.

Earl Hickey

What? You **** me off and you get what you get. Who the hell uses paper checks anymore anyways? At least I was nice enough to put them face to face.

Sometimes they would play both versions back to back.:dunno: Anyhow, I went with "Luft".

It's a little known fact that there is a tiny fountain right behind a dogs nut sack. Why else would they keep licking there.........oh that's right, it's because they can.

A home is an abstract idea. These fuckers need houses.- George Carlin

And of course He lists the land grab and not the genocide. I love my country, probably to a fault, but this list doesn't even touch some of the worst episodes in American history. Where are the Japanese internment camps? What about the "Trail of tears"? Oh and organized crime was the result of...

Retards are offended by the comparison. You gravely underestimate how far past retarded the original premise is.

Well, if said ***** starts poking you in the head and asking you if you like it then you have your answer.

Racist turd.

It kind of depends on the season. Football, both college and NFL are great in the fall. Baseball on opening day and then once it warms up some. College basketball during February and March. Overall though there is nothing more fun to watch than play-off hockey.

What's so funny? It looks like tons of fun.

***: Hey, you what would make a great costume? Aunt: No. What do you have in mind? ***: Lets wrap some fabric around a padded toilet seat and put it on her head. Aunt: That's a great idea. Let's get started. ***::facepalm:

Cripple fight!!!

I do not like green eggs and ham, But horny now, yes I am, I like to fuck, yes I do, I'd like for you to feel my goo, I'll shoot it in your face, I'll shoot it in your hair, Give me just a moment, I can shoot it anywhere.

Fifth graders? Really? I skinned and butchered my first rabbit about that age, not to mention countless fish cleaned and gutted by then. You can't grill it until you **** it. This is the kind of candy-ass **** we are raising these days?

He's always seemed happy.:dunno:

And I always know when she gets sassafied. 'Cause she start callin' my name.

I've been a secret shopper many times. So secret in fact that they never noticed all the stuff that I "bought".;)

Fixed. LOD changed the business. The only other tag team that comes close is The Freebirds. LOD did it on an international scale. I just wonder what Shawn is going to do when he gets "out-popped" during the ceremony.

This is why you shouldn't over-cook chicken. Besides the hens are better anyhow.

This is no joking matter. I once lost $300 worth of cigars from a pipe leaking while I was out of town. Needless to say I found a better place for my new humidor. Moistness = good, excess moistness = bad.

:facepalm::facepalm: For when a single facepalm just doesn't cut it.:facepalm::facepalm:

LOD should have went in years ago. They would overshadow HBK so maybe next year. :2 cents:

" The blues and country music had a ***** and they called it rock & roll " - B.B. King. There is no question that blues had an effect on country. Country paints more of a picture lyric wise. Blues are more direct.

Probably because most of us have to work for a living. Just because you look nice does not mean that you get a free ride in life. Trust me, I know.

I'm pretty sure that was a sarcastic remark. If not then WTF are you talking about?

Buddy Guy, Stevie Ray and Jimmy Vaughan,all of the Kings. Hell Jimi, Jimmy Page, Billy Gibbons, Duane Allman and Clapton are all blues players. Yeah, I love some blues.

Well, of course it was. Nothing says payback like a random natural disaster 2 or 3 generations later.

So here's a thought I had. With Wookie, oops, I mean Snookie on Raw next week, Jersey boy DDP announced for the HOF? Makes as much sence as anything else Vince has come up with lately.

I'm calling bullshit on this list. Michigan, our own little third world country, didn't come in dead last. Yeah, right.

I do not belong to anybody. Not a country, not to anyone. I am from The U.S.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Nord?wasRedirected=true The Berzerker.

No I would not. I would lead her into a life of sexual organ worship with my organ being her deity.

The most likely outcome will be 'Taker winning so that HHH can move into the office without having the is he coming back question coming up. The only way it makes sence to end the streak is to give someone a final push into main events.

And I care, why? I'll be dead by then anyways.

It's about 50/50. Luck dictates the cards that you get but the best hand doesn't necessarily mean the winning hand. You have to be able to tell if you can get someone off of a good hand. You also need to know how to get someone to keep feeding the pot when you have a *******. Luck can take you a...

All I know is that you are born naked and that you die naked. At least you do if you plan it right.