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Thanks for the rep. Glad I'm not the only one on a porn forum that prefers naturals.

Boob jobs should be ******, haven't seen one thats done it for me yet

Vivian Silverstone I think

Maybe yes, maybe no, but you need to learn patience grasshopper.

Yup Sarah Conn0r for sure

Bump

Looks like it could be Gauge but I'm not sure

He's under duress... bears don't have opposable thumbs so there's no way he could've tied the knots himself... there must be someone else ******* him to do this. Teddy nooooo

It's a trick question... all cats are gay.

Really surprised she hasn't got a thread here yet. IMO she's pretty damn hot so here we go.

No I think the cherry's long gone

Honey I'm sick of your ****, now set fire to it already.

Yeah ok... but why????

You can dye the hair but a bimbo is still a bimbo.

I could understand it if it was corn chips, those little bastards have sharp corners on them sometimes...

Love it, when's that being ****** into law?

They do it and it's hot, I do it and I'm a criminal. What a fucked up world we live in.

I'm with the strange looking dude on this one, I **** juice too, especially cranberry. Alternately it's an order for when he's done ******* everyone, that much ******* is thirsty work.

Ritchie Benaud would have to be one of the best cricket commentators around. Shame he's not doing the ashes and I have a feeling there was talk of retirement too, sad day for cricket when he goes.

Bump

I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent explanation, he was there to save the souls of all the sinners, and hey if he got off in the process then that was just a bonus.

Go on... see if you can get your whole hand up there...

You forgot to mention GAY male pornstars

I think we found the inspiration for The Joker (Jack not Heath), the expression is very similar.

And I'm willing to bet people still faceplant into the door.

Yup know the ***** you mean. BTW you'd have to try pretty hard to be dressed worse.

Yeah that's possible, lets see how many variations of a joke starting with "Two blondes walk into...." we can find (Wo hoo let's hijack this thread and not give it back till our demands are met) :glugglug:

It's up there with, Two blondes walk into a building... You'd think one of them would've seen it. Ok maybe not that bad, but you get the idea. Valiant effort at trans linguistic comedy though.

Nice, thanks for the explanation and the very graphic demonstration of what happens if **** don't go to one of these places :eek:

A name, a link, anything please :D

Ok I'm confused... is this where you exchange your **** if you don't like them, or, your **** get a sex change if they don't like themselves :rolleyes:

Yeah keep your littlering to yourself

For this one test I :bowdown: to you (you lucky, lucky, nmnmnmn) :glugglug:

I just threw up a little

Men are just waiting for the ones at the top of the tree to realise that they're not as great as they think and fall to the ground to join the rest of the species. (For all the feminists ready to take my balls for that.... good luck finding me)

Lemmings evolution.

But, but, that's where girl germs come from....

So that's where my dignity ended up...

try i*****fap

Or headmaster, one of the two

Eeeeeeep. I'll never look at an old person the same way again.

Now it all makes sense, that's why he was so cowardly.

He's definately the winner here. when the game's over he still has their clothes and they'll need to buy them back... somehow.

Awww how cute, she has a chainsaw.

Hmmmm, inter species erotica... not really sure if it's an option with a lion, even a scared one.

Ah the best way possible to deal with a smug asshole.

Yup back around you go till you get sick of it and bite the meatgrinder.

That's why you're supposed to have the door locked!!!

I'm with you Blue that's a niiiice gap. :thumbsup:

:glugglug: Why thank you kind mod, more english fans should be as accepting of their inevitable doom as you. What's happening now is the mental games that happen in these clashes, i.e. Australia's letting england get a false sense of security, a taste of what it would feel like if england...