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You're just bragging now.:eek:

Only if they complain about the size :thefinger

I want some of that chart.

That's not a cameltoe that's a ball sack.

Little penis, maybe, but it's there for my pleasure not yours.

Wow the police really are c*nts behind a badge.

Amen to that *******.

As an Aussie I can tell you it's not as bad as the others have said, you just have to be careful of the Koalas, they look cute and cuddly but they're natures greatest ******* machines.

When you get pulled over by the cops and can't remember if you've had 2 or 2 dozen bottles.

I'm so glad that religion teaches tolerance and not ****... think of the trouble we'd be in if it taught ****.

Just a second... does that mean I have to hand all those things back now because I started ******** early???

Go on give me a reason... oh wait you already did

Just because a person's in love or something doesn't mean they'll instantly become literate.

very nice find :bowdown:

Re: Hayden Panettiere (is 18 now!) Are you serious? she could be 3 feet tall, as long as she looks like she does who cares how tall she is.

Thank god, I thought I was the only one seeing that sort of ****

Still probably kinder than saving them with napalm

No, just plain no

Really why can't it be both, I want in but I feel a bit odd about it.

If they were doing that for a ***'s party, I'm scared for the ***... it'll have nightmares for decades

As a mechanic I can honestly say you don't want me working on your vehicle naked.

Personally I love the Simpsons but as stated the episodes in general just aren't as funny as they used to be. Having said that I wouldn't say they're not funny anymore, maybe our expectations are very high from the early episodes. Should the show end - probably not yet but it's got to be getting...

All this carrying on about right and wrong, you're all just jealous that he can afford an out of country mistress and the best we can manage is to use our left hand for sometrhing different.

funny

Or if he asks for a reach around that's a good indication he's gay

Damn my ass hurts but what the hell did I do last night???

No matter what he does tonight, she won't have a clue tomorrow.

I guess it's too late for him to run

Two questions first; 1) Is it a girl? 2) Is there a heartbeat? If the answer to either is yes then lets go.

If you hear (during or after sex) "Ja te zabiju, ti kurva" don't be concerned with the translation, just run cause the womans husband just came home.

That's just part of the job training. When the man of the house gets home, you should greet him at the door with no panties on.

Ahhh **** it, kiiiiiill it.

I was thinking Toyota MR2, but the angle of the photo makes it hard to tell... or maybe it's just that little dent on the rear bumper that makes it hard to tell.

Nah, someone taught it how to use stilts

Got what he deserved... whatever he did

Moments of desperation

Must be a "kickarse" present... I crack me up... sorry everyone that was bad

Nope speed camera, you can see in the black box 133 MPH... ouch

Impressive but I want to see it land on there

Bambi not you too... and when did you have the species reassignment operation... did your health insurance cover it?

:thumbsup: They float... down here they all float... and when you're down here you'll float too... I love Pennywise he's my rolemodel in life

Nice one, have to try that.

I want to see him reload

I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that her lawyer is useless... nowhere is it specified who can't touch them... so I'll just assume it was meant for the person behind me and we'll let the courts decide.

They're ******** Mezcal, and, from personal experience I can say that there is a point when you've ***** enough of it, that nothing seems unreasonable anymore.

Love Monty Python

All good, always enjoy a good comeback. have a good one.

Let's face it there's nothing funny about republicans

would everyone stop picking on my pet please... he's sensitive about his body image

maybe he's never been hit in the mouth with a hard, fast moving object before... isn't he in for a lovely new experience