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In the interests of not saying anything mean, you should buy a fleshlight, go to a cave somewhere in the middle of nowhere and take yourself out of the gene pool. How did I manage at being inoffensive? I tried to tone it down as much as possible... I will retract my entire statement on the...

They sound like they're from New Zealand, that goes a long way to explaining it (not all the way but close)

We need to get the "extreme caution" one for this board, too many pictures that can not be unseen.

Please tell me theres more from this.:bowdown:

No just co-wrote, he did the good bits with the mayhem, ******, ***** lust and bad guys, I think he had input on some of the vengance bits too.

Kenny Rogers is god... BTW if he's so bad ass why does he need a "cloak of invulnerability". We'd all be bad ass if we had one of them.

Would that by chance be Frankensteins second *******?

Yeah ******** won't do that to you but acid certainly will.

Freaky guy: "Every body that's whacked off their head say YEAH" Crowd: "YEAH"

The best explanation of western economy I've ever seen

:hatsoff:

There's no such thing as an innocent union member... the rest I agree with

Thanks for the friend invite

Ummmm... good for you then

Looks like Monika or Mona from met http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=55430

My head hurts, but I'm not a douche bag. I'm starting to feel that I may be a hairy french chick though. Oh the confusion.

*****: "***, ***, please sit down, I need to tell you something.... I roller blade" ***: "Noooooooooooo" ***: "Calm down honey, it could be worse, our ***** could be a cop...." *****: "Well that was the other thing I wanted to talk to you about..."

WHAT!!! You mean I can check my emails somewhere other than work.... Nah you gotta be pulling my leg. :thumbsup:

That'd evil... I love it

I like how everyones first reaction is to run away, then come back to see if he's ok

Bigfoot

Awesome. Regarding your membership in the AGU I'd say you'd have to be a top ranking member so I don't think revocation of your membership is an issue.

My life in song, so sad.

As always with these, not the bike... NOT THE BIKE. Can't those idiots just take to their own heads with a claw hammer and leave the bike out of it.

Viral evolution, I wonder how long it takes before they become sentient...

That's awesome, I wonder if they'd call it cheating if you wore that into a chem exam.

:thumbsup: well it's an awesome post that i've visited a few times. Very yummy.

Meat is ******... tasty, tasty ******

Thanks for reminding me of this, ****** hilarious. I love the bank robbery one classic.

Amen to that, and people that meet other people they know just as they're entering / exiting a door way, and then decide that the best place to catch up on their sorry arse lives is in the middle of said door way... :fight: Stop being so facetious, these things are a part of modern life...

Back, sack and crack I'd say :eek:

If only I'd been told that 6 months ago, so much pain could've been avoided... :thumbsup:

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=304537

Sigh

Is that a zipper on it's stomach? I guess that's where the midgets climb in.

As with most things here I'm not really sure if this is funny... but I haven't said anything for a while. http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=fans-******-police-at-soccer-game

21st birthday photo wall here we come.

But it looses it's sting in context, all quotes have to be out of context to be relevant to something that they're not relevant to.

I renew the call for a facepalm smilie.

Where do I fit... please I want to be accepted by all the people I haven't met.

Tisk tisk tisk

Tehehe... that's all I have for the time being.

Thanks for the enlargement. now that I can read it that's funny, in a sad but true way, sad for the people that believe their imaginary friend will save them.

yeah what he said

As has been mentioned it's different for everyone, some things that helped me were, Find the cause or trigger (for me it was mostly boredom) and find something to work around around that. (A hobby is good but has to be one thats physical and gets you away from situations where ******** is...

Ok then lets play some of your games...

My god with balls as big as his have got to be I thought wind resistance would have worked against him

:banana:

Mezcal to be exact but ******* is the closest there and that will do nicely