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I feel sorry for my wife when the ashes is on (she's a brit - not her fault i suppose) but she backs the english and i back the aussies and there's been a few times the suggestion of her going back to england has come up during the ashes (by both parties). Anyhoo, england sucks at sport so they...

You need to find videos of Heather from Ideepthroat. She's exceptional.

Kristina fey

Wow my dick actually just climbed back inside my body...

Bit different set up in Australia where it falls to the public sector not the police to handle emergency calls, seems to work ok for the most part but as with all things not perfect. This situation in particular has got to be the worst f**k up ever though, I'm willing to bet about 80% of...

Yodelling is NEVER appropriate. Even if I was being ******** by a herpes infested chihuahua and the only way to survive had something to do with yodelling, I'd rather die a slow and itchy death

I knew the banks were in trouble and were going to raise interest rates to cover their f**k ups but I didn't realise it was that bad

Moderators do *****, they just do it one eye at a time.

I feel for the poor ***, been there a few times but I knew what to expect. I love the "is this real life?" and "is this going to be forever?". Go ***, just run with it..

Goes by the name Jenny. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=96198&highlight=jenny

I think her name is Donna, I'd be a bit careful though, I think the age on this one's a bit borderline.

Formerly Trixie Teen, now Xochielt??? http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=30603&page=5&highlight=trixie+teen

I said you have to use atleast 2 fingers to get me warmed up, 1 front, 1 back.

She's thinking "everyone's always looking at mine, I wonder what all the fuss is about"

try this. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=2723376&highlight=jordan+capri+cheerleader#post2723376

That's not a fail

I want to be the blue dot 3rd in from the left

Got to say she looks less than impressed, maybe she's only just sobered up and realised who she's marrying.

Not to mention that to **** bricks you first need to eat bricks, it then follows that you'll **** bricks irrispective of what you see. So the point of the whole story is, if you eat bricks don't bitch about the consequences. :rolleyes:

Chances are someone did.:ak47:

I'm with you on this, not harsh, necessary. Time for her to be removed from society.

I think it's finally happened and everyone's sick of her :nanner:

That sad thing here is that people like this exist, and they clog the legal system with pointless crap. A valid reason for late term abortions, even up to 60 years old.

This is that misery caused by mixing *******, *****, and bourbon (maybe a few beers too). At the time the guy probably thought she was a real looker.

Teagan Presley but before the boob job. She was cute before but imo a bit skanky after.

Depends where you live. Australia and USA a thousand million is a billion, thousand billion is a trillion and so on. Some places (not sure where, but they do exist) a million million is a billion, this sometimes causes confusion. Like right now. :rolleyes:

No pic???

Noooooooooooooooo

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=304537 http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=26985 http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=118437 these are the threads for her on freeones but never enough.

Nice one, now we just need to figure out where that park is. :nannerf1:

"Destroyer of worlds", sure but he's just sooooo cute

Zigged when he should've zagged, **** it when that happens.

She startrd ******* at dinner so he went shopping, then a spot of fishing, on the way back he got some gas to cremate the body with but she was still alive, so he decided to do the heimilch maneouvre to see if he can save her.

And god help you if you caught a taxi to the park

Well when a woman and a teddy bear love each other very much....

That's the same diet I'm on. It worked for me too.

Rowing the school canoe, that's a paddlin.

Thanks for the warning... I wish I'd listened

******* = good nights... baaaaddd mornings

yes you do "before", what happens after is in the pic above :spump:

It's only there to distract drivers from the speed limit sign.

well if she had a *** she could've shot herself in the foot and then the attackers would've been laughing too hard to run away and then they would've been caught... end of problem. (That's how it works isn't it???)

that would be for when she starts telling you about her day, or complaining about how you spend too much time with your friends instead of her, or, god forbid you spend too much time on the computer.:violent:

I'd take the car too

God always enjoyed practical jokes, this was one of his better ones.

Just realised it wasn't a water baloon he threw at his mum but last nights rubber.

Sorry to be a pain but wrong too, it wasn't Job but some other guy that ended up in the whale, maybe Jesus or something.

Par 5, and I reckon I could get an eagle.

Nah, that's skill. they would've had to reverse in there, and as we all know women can't drive backwards (To all the women out there, I'm just joking you reverse just fine, just try not to do it on motorways)

Looks like Dirty Daisy to me. But I have been known to be wrong, on occasion.