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not red... not red... not red... damn it red... I'm not playing anymore...

Still kind of going now just new players...

Yaaaaawn... now lets all kneel down and pray that one day all scientific theories are exposed as the blatantly anti god delusions of the misguided minority of heathens whose souls will forever burn in the fires of hell or at the very least will sail off the edge of the earth and plummet forever...

Ok at 95lb that makes it $380, I feel like i'm stealing it at that price...

or her brain too small

And this is the video I shot when I was hiding outside your bathroom. The quality isn't great I know, but it's not THAT bad.

Bah well worth it I say, on your knees and get ready to kick

And is now going straight to hell...

I can honestly say I've never looked at porn... oh wait no thats not right always was the word I was looking for.

Yeah what the sign said... I think.

:hit:

sickening but :hit:

Me next... MEEEE NEXT

Baahahahahaha... and then you run out and steal a tank. :glugglug:

I'd like to Putlong on her Hamen Chiz... sorry I'm not really sure what I just said but it sounded funny in my head.

All cats are adorable, loving and sweet.... cold blooded killer demons

You need to keep this question within fields of expertise. Einstein couldn't have done his work without what Newton did before him (both geniuses though), however Beethoven and Mozart didn't have to build on the others work to do what they did, having said that how does one pick from a list like...

He should be lynched. Giving out coal, doesn't he realise how bad global warming is.

Nah dude it's the fault of the global financial crisis. :dunno:

Another tick for legally removing people from the gene pool

It's over rated anyway. If you look at it you then can't see the computer screen. I know which I'd rather stare at.

Grip's the easy part. Getting them back is where it gets complicated, it doesn't want to let go. :eek:

Look I'm sorry I said that, but you should measure from the base of your dick not grip the tape with your arse. :glugglug:

There's no way that I could have you suffer for me. Because of your generous offer I'll accept all the suffering, just pass all the money onto me.

nice one

You go girl, strut your stuff, work it work.... wait what noooo.

^^ Awesome call

A la Homer "meow meow meow meow"

Admit it, you've thought about it, we all have. You're just upset that someone beat you to actually doing it.

Amen to that *******.

*** go to your room, I need a few minutes alone with your ***.

Mmmmm anal probe.

^^ they're as straight as the guy that painted them. And yes the sheep in Australia are that happy, because they don't live in New Zealand.

Sweet a blow job and a fuck at the same time, where do I get one of those?

I'd start with the basics. Air filter, spark plugs, if that doesnt help look at injector service but that can start being a bit costly. After that you're starting to get into replacing sensors (generally a faulty sensor will give you a check engine light though). I think that model should...

Wooooooo flashback..... baaaaaad

Thanks for that hill. Yeah I'm thanking my lucky stars that we have no ********, I just don't know what it would be like if **** were involved. Atleast this way it's only our own crap we have to sort out. Thankfully for the most part I have reasonably good coping skills and good friends so am...

No you have it all wrong... When I bottomed out thats how much was still sticking out. :rofl: :wave2:

Must be the season for it. I just found out my wife's been having an affair. Then within a week two of my friends broke up with their partners (both long term relationships). The up side is that we're all bachelors again and can hit the clubs again, the down side is we're all bachelors again and...

Yeah but safety not guaranteed, so even at that point in time it must have been borderline.

^^ Thats ok just pick the bacon off and throw the rest at a passing stranger

Yeah but what a way to go, I'll take two.

When he got shot, why couldn't he just die like a normal person.

The only thing that would make that funnier is if the dog mauled him.

Find my happy place, find my happy place,

Good idealogy to live by.

Mmmmm, nom nom nom

Man that's some hot **** right there.

I could do that... I just don't want to.

Well deserved by the sound of things